Terms for "rubber"

[weesie]

Here are some sayings for you:

1)Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud your spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize
11) If you go into heat, package your meat
12) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
13) Especially in December, gift wrap your member
14) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
15) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
16) A crank with armor, will never harm her
17) If you really love her, wear a cover
18) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
19) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
20) No glove, no love

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Quote for the Day:

“The real reason that we can’t have
the Ten Commandments in a courthouse:
You cannot post
‘Thou shalt not steal,’
‘Thou shalt not commit adultery,’
and ‘Thou shalt not lie’
in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians.
It creates a hostile work environment.”

~ George Carlin
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It's Friday people!!!!

 

[harrys99]

Literally sitting at my desk Laughing Out Loud. That was hilarious!