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Dormant account
- Joined
- Nov 5, 2013
- Location
- counting down until spring
What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbeldon?
Tennish
I went to this tiny zoo the other day with only one dog.
It was a shih tzu
Why cant you hear pterodactyl's going to the washroom?
Because the p is silent
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
What's Forrest Gump's password?
1Forrest1
Why's it great to live in Switzerland?
I don't know but the flag is a big plus.
What sport do you play with a wombat?
Wom.
Tennish
I went to this tiny zoo the other day with only one dog.
It was a shih tzu
Why cant you hear pterodactyl's going to the washroom?
Because the p is silent
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
What's Forrest Gump's password?
1Forrest1
Why's it great to live in Switzerland?
I don't know but the flag is a big plus.
What sport do you play with a wombat?
Wom.
