Screen Shots that Suck!

[Jono777]

Totally agree matey, a good description of my game play too, although on a smaller scale lol

Yes, having watched all his 'latest releases' I feel a name change in on the cards for our 'bulllshhhittt ing hero'

If that is examples of being 'Dun-Over' I be thinking 5 figures on a winning day

Just a tad jealous with not big enough balls to increase stakes here really, especially £2.50 spins on Twit Spit!

 

[gambyx7]

No 2nd 40AK wilds (had it once on this same slot)....

 

[Jono777]

Had that set up and very similar a few times

 

[DANB9191]

Rarer Egg than me in a good mood

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Suppose 125x is asking a bit much

Wow This game..... I've played it once and I didn't get one winning spin after spending around £10-15 on the lowest stake :machinegu Haven't noticed it since until I saw this Bad, bad game

 

[Jono777]

It's been horrible lately, bit unusual as it normal quite fair and mid-low variance for my regular play.

Had exactly the same happen last night with the 125x egg, not to mention countless mystery eggs, 'W' and FS eggs which were all firmly glued to the conveyor belt

 

[kahntrutahn]

How about losing a 16 buy-in pot playing pot limit Omaha?

 

[theapple]

It's been horrible lately, bit unusual as it normal quite fair and mid-low variance for my regular play.

Had exactly the same happen last night with the 125x egg, not to mention countless mystery eggs, 'W' and FS eggs which were all firmly glued to the conveyor belt

i only played it twice. first time quit after 80ish dead spins but 2nd time i was too stuborn and was like... hell no it cant be this bad twice in a row ... it was last week on bgo, i dropped from 280 to 190 on it, on 20c - 40c bets without actually hitting anything really.

Still cant believe people actually like this thing more than Rabbit in the Hat. As bad as that one can be ive never seen rabbit have so many spins without actually hitting the hat (egg?) and x40 or x100 wins arent so rare either. Ive had some horrible sessions on that one too but even its worst session was much better than any of my 2 sessions on this egg thing :/

its also first slot ever that i added to my blacklist after just 2 plays so theres that too

 

[babyjoker]

Got Crystals Here we go, payout time....



DOH!

 

[Nicola]

Have been testing out some of the newly licensed casinos this morning and when it said I had won the jackpot I didn't think it would be this

No idea who the developer of this game is but bullshit as dunover would say

 

[lockinlove]

Got Crystals Here we go, payout time....

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DOH!

such a dirty bastard slot. Its so hard to get those Krystals and when you finally get them and this happens....open window launch laptop.

Ive seen people do over 5000 spins and not get them

 

[aceking123]

big shite gaming at its best

 

[sapit222]

Could have been a nice win!

 

[mcgameboy]

I didn't lose, I just ran out of spins....after collecting 6 badly placed wilds



Exhibit A - Gorilla Go Wild's Stay Wild feature Total win from the free spins - 5 pence (0.166x bet)



Exhibit B - Barkin' Mad's Feature. Total win - 12.5x bet.

Close but no cigar on the Rhino. DISCLAIMER: These came from two deposits where I cashed out for a very tidy profit, but still...imagine these came on deposits where you eventually busted out



Exhibit A - No cheetah or badger on Reel 1, No A, K or Q on Reel 5. And the rhino narrowly failing to land on Reel 1. Grossness all over the place.



Exhibit B - 18 x 5OAKs of 10s. 33.75x bet. Do I want to know what a 2x wild on Reel 2 would have meant? No I don't, but I can safely assume at least 500x bet. Thank god that Reel 1 didn't travel one row further. Or this would have really sucked. As I would have had two rhinos, but no 10 and therefore, no win.

And finally....about as brutal a way to end a feature as you can get...courtesy of the turd.



1 spin to go, 1 target symbol needed to get 10 extra spins. Triple stretchy wild lands but there is no win. Never mind, another chance to land that last target symbol and a decent chance to at least pick up a 5OAK along the top row. DENIED ON BOTH COUNTS!!!

Total win for the feature - ONE times stake

PS I hate to think how dunover would have "dealt" with such an ending to a feature. Here are the latest prices on Betfair...

Projectile laptop, microphone and router....preferably via an open window 5/4F.
ABH against a laptop 3/1
GBH against a laptop 7/2
First degree laptopcide - "Murder" weapon - probably a hammer 8/1
Arson against an already murdered laptop 20/1
Projectile laptop, microphone and router....via a closed window as he was too angry to open one before giving the laptop it's flying lesson 33/1

 

[Jono777]

Very good post and well written sir

Jonminchers PC would now be a part of the garden furniture also

 

[Jono777]

So close and a wasted opportunity

 

[asadzareef89]

i have had a few of these over the years but this is my worst ever from extra spins, it beat my last one by 2 pounds

 

[mcgameboy]

WARNING: After this thread, I may be having to make a sizeable donation to the Casinomeister swear box.....

There's this website called You Park Like A C*nt.com. Well it got me thinking.....maybe I could create a new website....and call it....

You RNG Like A Dirty Rotten F*cking C*nt.com.

And maybe I could do posts in the same "style" as the owner of the Park Like A C*nt.com site.

OK, let's give this a trial run...

Here would be a small sample of the first batch of content to be uploaded to the site...under the section titled....

"Close But No Cigars - thanks you dirty rotten f*cking RNG C*nt".



When dunover says it's very difficult to get 6 cheetahs, he's not wrong I tell ya. A 3x wild on Reel 4 would have sent this screenie to the SMTM thread, instead of having it stuck here in this one. Standard. So standard in fact, dunover has probably had more of these than I've had hot dinners. Fecking cheetahs, never change their c*nting spots



It's random...honest . Yes that's right IR...get those wild vines to make a SUPER RARE trip to Reel 1 to really get my hopes up of landing
a monster multi-5OAK of Sarah hit, before delivering the middle finger salute.....

.....which comprised of the RNG mooning me to expose it's unwiped post-dump bottom (by skipping reel 2 completely), then letting rip one of those
really long and hideous egg n' onion n' baked beans-odoured farts (by filling up Reel 3) and then neatly rounding off the insult by simultaneously producing a squirt of diorrheoa that hits me right in my eye (by skipping reel 4 completely).
You F*ck*ng Dirty rotten B*st*d W*nk*r C*nt. It's rigged I tell ya! Anyone got a spare roll of Bacofoil?



Even by Avalon 2's sick standards, this is pretty sick. At least I won a MIGHTY 10.8x bet for a consolation prize on this occasion. Hey Arthur, I know you're a king and all that jazz, but how about you f*ck away off and accidentally sit on the sharp and pointy end of Excalibur, you royal c*nt



Bridesmaids becomes SIGHEDSmaids. Now I know how the owner of the wedding dress shop felt when they barfed and shat over all the joint.
What a shower of disgusting c*nts.



Another BeNt365 special. I hear that "rustling sound" (you know what I'm talking about, fellow JP players). Velociraptor is on his way. And he comes in from the right hand side. NICE! And it just happily waltzes right past reel 4 and stops at Reel 2. Ah for feck sake. And just to top off my delicious Bakewell Tart with a cherry smeared in rotting excrement, instead of giving me the splitting wild, it gives me the bloody 5x wild instead. What a sick and twisted c*nt

To sum up these 5 screenies in one short sentence.....What a pack of c*nts.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand.......EXHALE mcgameboy. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That's better.

PS On reflection, maybe the "You RNG Like A Dirty Rotten F*cking C*nt.com" idea isn't such a good one after all....

 

[Adriana B]

Ah Dunover. You said everything I wanted to say. Have had the same luck! Thank you for your colourful post!

 

[dunover]

Ah Dunover. You said everything I wanted to say. Have had the same luck! Thank you for your colourful post!

Yes, the profanity made you assume the above was my foul work - alas not, but McGameboy's.....

 

[goatwack]

Perhaps you could have a picture of Lurch with the caption 'You RNG, m'cunt', followed by a gallery of all those gloriously bad fails

 

[mina1929]

I should start saving my screen shots that sucks, I reckon I would win with the amount of luck I had lately

 

[Nottsogreen]

Our favourite Rhino




So i ended up with £50 or so....not TOO bad..

But so close....

 

[benmooe]

DoA free spins. No wins or wilds whatsoever. (the £3.60 is the prize for getting 3 scatters)

 

[Jono777]

Can anyone spot the deliberate (Gimped, Fixed, Rigged Etc ) Mistake here??



Sloppy Programmers

 

[spintee]

Can anyone spot the deliberate (Gimped, Fixed, Rigged Etc ) Mistake here??

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Sloppy Programmers

You do not get a random activated feature in that game ?

 

[Jono777]

You do not get a random activated feature in that game ?

Random wild reels, same as T-Rex choice on Jurassic Park, a wild storm/desire matey.

During a WS/WD or this Gillian/Wild Night feature, although the base game wilds show as the reels spin, they are not supposed to actually land.

For example you'll never see a TSII wild land during wild storm, same on Immortal.

I have picked this (dunno why) on PB lots of times and wilds are simply not supposed to be there lol

GL if spinning later

 

[spintee]

Random wild reels, same as T-Rex choice on Jurassic Park, a wild storm/desire matey.

During a WS/WD or this Gillian/Wild Night feature, although the base game wilds show as the reels spin, they are not supposed to actually land.

For example you'll never see a TSII wild land during wild storm, same on Immortal.

I have picked this (dunno why) on PB lots of times and wilds are simply not supposed to be there lol

GL if spinning later

Well I did not know it had a activated feature, I knew TFROL had the champagne bottles pop up but I played this game loads and not seen one

Yhe I should be spinning later, I got lots of stuff to catch up on and just nether know when my old mans gona ring up or just turn up for work,

So good luck if your spinning

 

[Jono777]

Well I did not know it had a activated feature, I knew TFROL had the champagne bottles pop up but I played this game loads and not seen one

Yhe I should be spinning later, I got lots of stuff to catch up on and just nether know when my old mans gona ring up or just turn up for work,

So good luck if your spinning

Cheers mate. Just come bk on, been grafting all day but got a lot done which put me in decent mood till the slots get me later lol

Its not a random feature matey, soz didn't make it very clear. It is the 4th feature choice along the board when you get 3+ scatters, 'Gillian' - 25 FS with random wild reels.

 

[mcgameboy]

Random wild reels, same as T-Rex choice on Jurassic Park, a wild storm/desire matey.

During a WS/WD or this Gillian/Wild Night feature, although the base game wilds show as the reels spin, they are not supposed to actually land.

For example you'll never see a TSII wild land during wild storm, same on Immortal.

I have picked this (dunno why) on PB lots of times and wilds are simply not supposed to be there lol

GL if spinning later

You're not quite right there mate. They are not supposed to land IF the wild night feature is activated. In the example you posted, the wild night feature was NOT activated, given the absence of any wild reels. Which in effect makes your example a "normal but also free" base game spin. That is what the Jillian feature is in a nutshell...basically a combination of free base game spins plus free Wild Night features, adding up to 25 spins in total. Therefore, if the WN is not activated, you get a free base game spin instead, which means that the base game wilds CAN (and will) land. To give an example, I once got this.....



Naturally, I resisted the urge to query MG regarding the above "gimpage" and/or "deliberate errors"

Another thing I should mention mate...you made a reference to the T-Rex feature in Jurassic Park. But Playboy came out before JP did. The T-Rex feature is basically a tweaked version of the Jillian feature. They are "similar", but not "the exact same".

Tweak 1: Much fewer spins in T-Rex feature.
Tweak 2: T-Rex feature guarantees at least 1 spin with at least 1 reel turned wild. Jillian's feature offers no such guarantee. In much the same way that Loki's Wild Magic and Sarah's Wild Vines are not guaranteed to appear at least once during those features.
Tweak 3: If wild reels appear on T-Rex, it does not guarantee a win (in the same way that a Shitstorm and WD can produce a zero win).
If Wild Night activates, a win IS guaranteed (in the same way that TRFOL's Wild Celebration or BSG Ion Storm produce a guaranteed win upon activation.)
Tweak 4: T-Rex feature is more of an all or nothing affair. If you don't get Wild Reels, then no wilds will appear at all. But the stacked T-Rex symbol can potentially compensate for that.

So there are subtle differences between the two features.

 

[Jono777]

Cheers Marty, was secretly hoping you'd spot this and clarify for me

The information regarding the T-Rex is reassuring as that was exactly my line of thinking, however I do admittedly stand corrected o) on the PB WN feature (although I did have my doubts when originally posting )

I have had a massive THREE back-to-back WN features where all 25 spins have not activated the WN!!!
(My line of thinking at the time was 'surely it won't do it again)

Best is 3 reels wild but only 'letters' matched.

Agree with the 'all or nothing' T-Rex - I find it is around or close to one of the following. 9-10x 35-40x or on those nice days 550x is a common hit (Had between £160 and £165 on min bet 4 times!!)

 

[mcgameboy]

Cheers Marty, was secretly hoping you'd spot this and clarify for me

The information regarding the T-Rex is reassuring as that was exactly my line of thinking, however I do admittedly stand corrected o) on the PB WN feature (although I did have my doubts when originally posting )

I have had a massive THREE back-to-back WN features where all 25 spins have not activated the WN!!!
(My line of thinking at the time was 'surely it won't do it again)

Best is 3 reels wild but only 'letters' matched.

Agree with the 'all or nothing' T-Rex - I find it is around or close to one of the following. 9-10x 35-40x or on those nice days 550x is a common hit (Had between £160 and £165 on min bet 4 times!!)

I once managed SEVEN consecutive Jillian features without a single WN activation mate. Admittedly it was spread across two sessions
of play, but still. At the time I thought "Jeez is this feature even worth bothering with?" But then again, I have had Jillian features where WN was activated on as many as 7 occasions. I think that one of our fellow CMers, thebigs, is rather more fond of this feature than of Sofia's running wilds, if you go by his Playboy winning screenies.

I also know that an ex-CM member has managed to get all 5 reels turned wild on the WN. So it's definitely got potential. But like yourself, I have yet to manage a 4-reeler. Had about 6 or 7 3-reelers, the best of which paid over 400x bet.

I would suggest that you stick with it mate. I would never suggest making it your No.1 pick. IMHO Sofia will always be the best option, but on a bad Sofia day, Jillian (or Kimi) could be a good "Plan B".

As for T-Rex, I've done alright there. At least 4 hits on T-Rex in excess of 800x (£240). But I've also had consecutive T-Rex features where I got no less than five activations of the wild reels (with ALL FIVE activations turning two reels wild) and coming up with five zero wins. Swings and roundabouts mate

 

[RichyJ75]

One day I'll get 5 scatters ......

Got scatters on reels 1 to 4, with just the elusive reel 5 missing. Teasing bastard game!!!

 

[kanajorma]

Suck or not

 

[miikapekka]

5 Free Spins. Would have been wagering free 40€ since this was at Videoslots.

 

[gambyx7]

Those screens are sure sugns for bust...anad it happened...

There was more candidates, but...

Sometimes I think MG is bunch on very evil people...

 

[Jono777]

Lost track of how many times this SOAB has stitched me up now



Think I'm losing something like 10-1.

 

[kanajorma]

Fourth reel position



Michael Suckson and reels full of wilds, what a monster hit

 

[Mango]

One more wild and this could've been a huge win. It's alright as it is, I suppose.

 

[curremon]

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Thanks again Thrills.... 30 spins paid me 5,75x bet

 

[kanajorma]

Needed couple spins more.....



Not sure is this really even suck



This game, from deepest hole in somewhere. Lost few hundreds until got this spins. Every time same rigged sh*t

 

[Nicola]

Bastard thing! My turn to feel the pain of a lousy three reel wild desire

 

[curremon]

not really a screenshot here but want to share...

My history at guts is 431e deposits+ 209e bonuses from 1st of may to this day.
Withdrawals 20e

Total rtp during this time 76,16% ...

My average betsize is 0,5e ...

What to say here... variance -.-*

 

[Jono777]

Bastard thing! My turn to feel the pain of a lousy three reel wild desire

Never gets any easier does it lol, suffered way too many of those

 

[fun4all]

A 3 reel WD that returns 0 is truly a real screenshot that sucks. Honestly probably one of the most disappointing spins of a slot its possible to have online.

 

[spintee]

A 3 reel WD that returns 0 is truly a real screenshot that sucks. Honestly probably one of the most disappointing spins of a slot its possible to have online.

yes and this is close second from last night

 

[Jono777]

The amount of spins I put thru that blasted game that would really piss me off Tez, worse than the WD as I expect next to nothing from those as soon as they trigger!

 

[mcgameboy]

yes and this is close second from last night

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Arguably, yours is worse Tel. If Sarah comes in on Reel 3 on your pic, you win at least 250x bet, which would be a bigger payout than most 3 reel WDs that DO end up 5OAKing would pay. Quite a lot of 3-reel WDs that end up 5OAKing pay only 90x bet. For a 3-reel WD to pay 250x bet, you need to 5OAK a picture symbol. Even 5OAKing 2 royal symbols (AKQJ109) on a 3-reel WD can pay less than 200x bet.

But I have to say that neither of those compare to the following Raging Rhino scenario...

Rhinos on Reels 1 and 6, Wilds on Reel 3, 4 and 5, but neither on Reel 2.....during a feature. THAT is MAJOR suckage.

 

[spintee]

Arguably, yours is worse Tel. If Sarah comes in on Reel 3 on your pic, you win at least 250x bet, which would be a bigger payout than most 3 reel WDs that DO end up 5OAKing would pay. Quite a lot of 3-reel WDs that end up 5OAKing pay only 90x bet. For a 3-reel WD to pay 250x bet, you need to 5OAK a picture symbol. Even 5OAKing 2 royal symbols (AKQJ109) on a 3-reel WD cab pay less than 200x bet.

But I have to say that neither of those compare to the following Raging Rhino scenario...

Rhinos on Reels 1 and 6, Wilds on Reel 3, 4 and 5, but neither on Reel 2.....during a feature. THAT is MAJOR suckage.

Cheers mate, I did forget but was going to put, I wait for mcgame to come and do some calculations

I know how you feel with the rhino as had a few big near misses my self the last few days

 

[Jono777]

But I have to say that neither of those compare to the following Raging Rhino scenario...

Rhinos on Reels 1 and 6, Wilds on Reel 3, 4 and 5, but neither on Reel 2.....during a feature. THAT is MAJOR suckage.

Had it and similar numerous times, way too at the time to even stop to post them.

Managed this recently, got me mad enough even OUTSIDE of the feature.



Just one measly Rhino on reel 2 for £144 aarrgghh

 

[curremon]

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Holy shit i hate blueprint gaming ....