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Screen Shots that Suck!

Can we swear on this thread?!?!?! Even managed to complete the first two wild expander things.

A new low .......

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OMG the worst I have seen so far and I am laughing because it's so ridiculous and happens to me with hardly a cent win but to get congratulations you win zero, there is no congratulations there :(

Hopefully you hit the big one soon, you deserve it after this you know what lol
 
OMG the worst I have seen so far and I am laughing because it's so ridiculous and happens to me with hardly a cent win but to get congratulations you win zero, there is no congratulations there :(

Hopefully you hit the big one soon, you deserve it after this you know what lol


When it became obvious that it wouldn't pay, it was sort of an achievement to get the zero coins and probably more eventful than winning just 10p! Honestly, you wait ages for a bonus round then this happens. You have to chuckle!
 
GUTS, Flowers promo week, 15th - 21st June. Part 1 of 2.

Prior to this promo week, I had never played Flowers. I did get a couple of nice hits on it, but I got my fair share of sickeners during
free spins rounds.

Pic 1 - Ignore the bottom half of the pic. It's the top half that makes me wanna :barf: Fortunately, I did get a win of 83x 2 spins later
to save the round and come out with a win of 112.5x bet.

Pic 2 - A grand total of 15p won from a FS round.

That was bad enough, but 15 minutes later I got a FS round that included a re-trigger. And that had torture written all over it.

Pic 3 - Another case of a tulip missing from Reel 2 costing me

Pic 4 - More missing tulip woe on consecutive spins. With missing sunflowers woe on the second spin for good measure.

Pic 5 - And then one final kick in the GUTS for this FS round from hell. This time missing bluebells on Reel 2.

And that doesn't even include the best spin of the round....

More to follow....
 

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GUTS, Flowers promo week, 15th - 21st June. Part 2 of 2.

So I had a FS round from hell just 15 minutes after a FS round which paid only 15p. You've just seen the low/zero paying
near misses. Here's the one that delivered something half-decent and it was yet another close but no cigar.

Pic 1 - I fucking hate tulips. :mad: 52.5x bet. That was 2 spins after the back to back spins shown in Pic 4 of my previous post.
Give me 5 minutes stuck in a lift with the c*** who programmed this game already.

It probably doesn't come as much of a shock to any of you that I've avoided this game for the most part ever since.

But I did get one final kick in the GUTS, this time on Dark Knight.

Pic 2 - Oh what a waste of 3 stacked reels of wilds. 94.5x bet.

All of that came on the same deposit. Sometimes lady luck sits on your shoulder. But sometimes she farts in your face. :p

Bet365, 17th June.

Pic 3 - My longest ever feature guarantee on Raging Rhino. As dunover says, extra wins don't mean extra wins.

32Red, 19th June.

Pic 4 - Jillian promised me a wild night. Turns out the dirty little redheaded tramp was lying. 25p from 25 spins. Nice! :rolleyes:

BETAT, 13th June.

Pic 5 - The biggest waste of 4 wilds I can remember getting on IR. 36x bet. :(
 

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this game is very bad when it comes to bonus rounds as 99.999% of the time it would pay you <20x bet, i once had a 5 scatter trigger bonus that paid nothing,sadly no screenshot
Doesn't actually make any difference; unlike their other slots where more scatters give more spins, on JaB you only get 10 spins for 3, 4 or 5 scatters.
However, I would be very frustrated too, to get 5 of them followed by a crap set of free-spins! :mad:

KK
 
Dear McGameboy

In a pointless and vain attempt to 'soften the blow' those sort of screen shots are the sort I get each and every session :p

If it also helps I've found a cheaper supplier for my replacement mice and keyboards if you want the number :eek:

All the best
Jon

To be honest, I've never understood the point in massive long posts months after the fact. Don't read em, life is too short.

Chuck a screenshot as you go or do not bother is my thought process.
 
To be honest, I've never understood the point in massive long posts months after the fact. Don't read em, life is too short.

Chuck a screenshot as you go or do not bother is my thought process.

I have to agree on that, But mcGs been doing it a long time and people do like to read, I personally forgot what machine I played a few games before hand, Let alone remember what I have won or lost, Or if and when any money hits my account which again is forgotten about as disapeard quicker than came
 
I have to agree on that, But mcGs been doing it a long time and people do like to read, I personally forgot what machine I played a few games before hand, Let alone remember what I have won or lost, Or if and when any money hits my account which again is forgotten about as disapeard quicker than came

Lol same ere mate!

Have to say I do enjoy McG's posts too :D
 
There was a thread discussing this slot quite some time ago (maybe over a year?).

I can't quite remember what it was about (I've never played the game), but I think the issues being discussed were
the crap paytable and something to do with the appearance of wilds being counter-productive. And I think there were some
grumblings about "ambiguous language" on the slot's info pages.

If I can locate it, I will post a link.

EDIT: Actually, there are two.

https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/threads/am-i-being-a-muppet-here.61476/?t=61476

https://www.casinomeister.com/forum...old-slot-amaya-abnormal-design.61831/?t=61831
 
There was a thread discussing this slot quite some time ago (maybe over a year?).

I can't quite remember what it was about (I've never played the game), but I think the issues being discussed were
the crap paytable and something to do with the appearance of wilds being counter-productive. And I think there were some
grumblings about "ambiguous language" on the slot's info pages.

If I can locate it, I will post a link.

EDIT: Actually, there are two.

https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/threads/am-i-being-a-muppet-here.61476/?t=61476

https://www.casinomeister.com/forum...old-slot-amaya-abnormal-design.61831/?t=61831

Arhhhh great stuff, I thought the slot rang a bell, Its got to be the worst slot around,
 
I don't play Rhino very often as my gameplay is normally short and sweet just like my 30 euro deposit playing it tonight.
Do screens like this often appear to tease you.

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on raging rhino, they appear way more often than u can imagine

this image of mine doesnt suck but still its 4th or 5th time on mg 9liners in last week i have had this
 

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AJB does 'that' the most out of the 9-liners. More common than you think :p


Played the 9-liners for years, so millions of spins and across AJB, Spring Break, Ladies nite, Thunderstruck, Adventure Palace etc, never once seen the 5 wilds on a pay line.

The 9 liners have got worse over the years, I am 99% sure I have had the 5 wilds in base game (ladies night), Had the 5 scatters in free spin round paying £270 odd after round finished,

I tend to stay well clear now, Have an odd spin but once took 100 of me on 27p spins whiten minutes, I called it a day than, Nether was like that, I am also got to be in the millions of spins,

I am saving up abit than going to have a big session on them, Try to claw back some of the cash I lost on them over the years :)
 
They do happen yep :) dont think they can get any worse then this in Rhino though ;) think ive posted it before.


I don't play Rhino very often as my gameplay is normally short and sweet just like my 30 euro deposit playing it tonight.
Do screens like this often appear to tease you.
 

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WMS at it's finest!
All from the same session, dead base game and the eventual bonus round was worse.
 

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Initially it looks a great hit at more than x100, but gotta post it here as what sucks about it is that just a couple of spins before this came up I downsized my bets as funds were running out. Bloody typical! I hardly ever do 30p spins on this, normally 60p or 90p, or £1.50 if I deposited a fair bit more (depending on time of month!).

Nevermind, I am grateful for what I get. I then went on to lose it all on Mega Moolah, chasing the big one as I felt lucky at this point!

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Just got to quickly 'vent' before bed :p

Never seen the T-Rex alert so many times in one session, 9-10 times in an hour or so??

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Highest win <10x if that every time

Just what 'Extra Wilds' are those then :confused::confused:

Lol those are the extra wilds that remove the scatters meaning you cant even get a chance of the bonus in those 5 " extra wild " dead spins
 
That last strawberry... would pay over 1000xbet.... next spin after these spins got new free falls..there is over year since i got it last time.

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And this. Playing out last cents and when i drop to minimum bet it hits free spins..Haven`t seen 200xbet wins never when i have played over 10€ bets.

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MGS Golden Princess,0 win for the trigger and 0.05 after 10 spins.

Piss off Microgaming, this should not be possible! No overall bonus win should pay less than the triggering bet.

Here's the definition from the dictionary, take note software companies!

bo·nus
(bō′nəs)
n. pl. bo·nus·es
1. Something given or paid in addition to what is usual or expected.
 

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Casumo - Reel Steal (0.36p)

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Don't usually bet 0.36p on reel steal as when its playing bad it will suck your balance fast but on this occasion it was playing good - had about 5 bonus rounds within about 200 spins which for this type of game is a sign that its willing to pay so upped my bet to 0.36p. Not necessarily a screenshot that sucks alot but so close for the 1 millionth time to getting 5OAK Mr.Reel Steal + Wild - and in this case for once 4 wilds lined up nicely which is a first.
 
this is still 300x+ without getting extra spins, look at my SS couple of posts above, but these still suck though

Just over 244x man bet 9c and win €22. This really infuriating thing is it teased me with 2nd last reel almost landed and then nowhere to be seen grrr I detest that I'd rather not see it whoosh past! I need my moneyline I've been playing the slot constantly at various bet sizes and have come close a few times but struggling to even see the 5 extra spins!
 

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