Screen Shots that Suck!

[Nr5]

Ohhh, das waren sch.. Freispiele !
Da ist der Hase im Hut geblieben ..

 

[polli123]

Och geht doch noch

 

[mcgameboy]

i have one... :-(

FFS. That is TRULY ridiculous!!

 

[psychogene]

Is that 50 free spins and 0.02 won ?!?!?! WTF !!!

That is utterly ridiculous ......

 

[partyhummel]

gowild...

their rng seems to hate me ;-)

 

[spintee]

Its one of the worst screen shots I have seen, & to top it of its euro so less than 2p £0.02 for 50 free spins? Now you no why people are complaining about machines not playing as they used to

 

[Jono777]

We need a Microgaming audit / in depth test and we need it now!

Not from someone who has just received a brown paper bag stuffed with cash in some back alley either. Robbing gits!

 

[partyhummel]

;-)

We need a Microgaming audit / in depth test and we need it now!

Not from someone who has just received a brown paper bag stuffed with cash in some back alley either. Robbing gits!

i do not suspect them... ;-)))

however - there must be reason why a friend of mine just told me, he found out that microgaming casinos are the most profitale ones. ;-)

 

[cider]

Not a SINGLE wild

Bah

 

[citizenx]

BahView attachment 57485

That's fairly standard. You won a few pence in the spins because a three scatter win at 9p is 36p. Just wait til you hit a few of them!

 

[Jono777]

BahView attachment 57485

my regular DOA returns

 

[cncas2123]

my regular DOA returns

Same here, getting more and more bonus rounds like this and the only time I am getting any bonus rounds more than this is when I am playing @ .36p and then I might get a return of 200 coins ( its so good to spend £50 waiting for a bonus round and then getting £2!!), and for me the tinfoil goes on for Netent as well as MGS!!!

 

[Jono777]

I toyed with the idea of a new, less frustrating hobby like watching grass grow or paint dry.

However after much thought at the mere age of 43 I am going to take up knitting and crown green bowls.

Save a small fortune!

 

[cider]

How many people
Here are in big debt from all this?

 

[Jono777]

How many people
Here are in big debt from all this?

No way hozay!

Count me right out of that one!

Rent, Bills, Food, Essentials, in fact anything you can think of comes before I even think of playing!

Slots money is always 'leftovers' which is not a lot but doesn't matter if I lose, just annoys the hell outta me

 

[cncas2123]

How many people
Here are in big debt from all this?

If you dont treat gambling as an entertainment or pastime with a set value of funding, you will get into trouble. You should never spend more than you can afford on any entertainment and slots should fall into that category.

 

[spintee]

How many people
Here are in big debt from all this?

There has been a few people that have come forward about spending more than they can afford,

Its a dangerous game, Nether get in the habit of chasing losses, Thats the first step to get in the red, I will guarantee there's alot of people spending beyond there means,

 

[michielm1]

In a way you better lose money you borrowed, since it wasnt yours to begin with...
But in all other ways thats a load of crap.

I'm finding myself on a nice, lowroller hot run the last 4/5/6 months. I am well aware that this will end. In general i stop playing at a casino after 10 deposits, without a chance of at least a 5 times deposit withdraw or a possible withdraw of at least half my deposits since my last withdraw.
I had that a few years ago at betvictor... netted about 3k in 2 months (avg wd about 150e)... then lost 10 deposits totaling 250 and like i had never won anything i stopped there.

 

[michielm1]

i have one... :-(

Bet the 0.02 made your deposit, bonus with wager hehehe

WTG should change into WTF in cases like this...

 

[incrediblestuff]

Bet the 0.02 made your deposit, bonus with wager hehehe

WTG should change into WTF in cases like this...

Reported this post with the message that it was a brilliant idea

Seriously, can't think of a more appropriate button to push, and i can imagine it would be a relatively easy change

 

[jumboshrimp]

Why didn't I play mega moolah?

After Gary gone gorilla and this bungle from the jungle, no more primates.
.60c bets the whole way,no bonus and finally got the wild on 1 of the first two reels after waiting ages

 

[awesomexd]

damn........

why the middle reel wont go down once more
Still a nice win though

 

[michielm1]

that is sick how big a difference between hitting it and not

 

[mcgameboy]

that is sick how big a difference between hitting it and not

Roughly £415. 5 wilds would have paid £500 (10,000 x 5p).

Would have been a win of over 1110x bet instead of one of just over 190x bet.

 

[Jono777]

After Gary gone gorilla and this bungle from the jungle, no more primates.
.60c bets the whole way,no bonus and finally got the wild on 1 of the first two reels after waiting ages View attachment 57584

These Untamed games are the cream of the crop when it comes to brutality!!!

I play them a lot and your'predicament' has happened to me lots, almost as if they're designed to do it (ask support for a couple of quid lol )

Maddening to say the least.

 

[Nicola]

Pointless bonus round, absolutely nothing.

 

[asadzareef89]

Pointless bonus round, absolutely nothing.

isn't that the case with 99.9% bonus rounds on wms, that's why i stopped playing wms now

Worst ones are these multi-games, real cool graphics with no real potential

 

[ginzink]

Pointless bonus round, absolutely nothing.

Wow getting scatter in all four and no win, my language would not be near Dunover but still pretty bad!

 

[mcgameboy]

32Red sinks to a new low....

£50 deposit, £50 bonus. Starting balance £106.46 (placed 7th in Daily Avalon freeroll yesterday). WR £1,500.

107 spins and 4 minutes later....busto. RTP 17.36%.

No wins of two times my stake. And only two which paid more than my bet.

So that's 1 cashout from my last 16 deposits at 32Red going back to June 24th. And the cashout was a mere £25 profit on a £100 deposit, which came with a £25 bonus. So I didn't even cashout for an amount that was greater than my starting balance. That's how bad it has been. I felt the need to cash out to "merely stop the rot"

I think I need to take a very long break from IR and from 32Red as well. Because as the Smiths song goes....

That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

PS I did go on to Live Chat to complain about it. I was offered 10 free spins on Kitty Cabana. I turned them down.

Then I was offered another deposit match bonus. Yes that is precisely what I need at this moment. An incentive to deposit at the same casino twice in one day and get my ass handed to me again. I didn't accept that "generous offer" either. Because once I go down the "deposit twice at the same casino
on the same day" road, I know I'm heading towards a point of no return.

So much for responsible gaming

 

[spintee]

Just about every casino has been that bad to me, But 32 has been like that since I can remember for me,Hense I do not take even the 100% that often, I got some bad luck and its even worser on 32

32Red sinks to a new low....

£50 deposit, £50 bonus. Starting balance £106.46 (placed 7th in Daily Avalon freeroll yesterday). WR £1,500.

107 spins and 4 minutes later....busto. RTP 17.36%.

No wins of two times my stake. And only two which paid more than my bet.

So that's 1 cashout from my last 16 deposits at 32Red going back to June 24th. And the cashout was a mere £25 profit on a £100 deposit, which came with a £25 bonus. So I didn't even cashout for an amount that was greater than my starting balance. That's how bad it has been. I felt the need to cash out to "merely stop the rot"

I think I need to take a very long break from IR and from 32Red as well. Because as the Smiths song goes....

That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

PS I did go on to Live Chat to complain about it. I was offered 10 free spins on Kitty Cabana. I turned them down.

Then I was offered another deposit match bonus. Yes that is precisely what I need at this moment. An incentive to deposit at the same casino twice in one day and get my ass handed to me again. I didn't accept that "generous offer" either. Because once I go down the "deposit twice at the same casino
on the same day" road, I know I'm heading towards a point of no return.

So much for responsible gaming

 

[curremon]

32Red sinks to a new low....

£50 deposit, £50 bonus. Starting balance £106.46 (placed 7th in Daily Avalon freeroll yesterday). WR £1,500.

107 spins and 4 minutes later....busto. RTP 17.36%.

No wins of two times my stake. And only two which paid more than my bet.

So that's 1 cashout from my last 16 deposits at 32Red going back to June 24th. And the cashout was a mere £25 profit on a £100 deposit, which came with a £25 bonus. So I didn't even cashout for an amount that was greater than my starting balance. That's how bad it has been. I felt the need to cash out to "merely stop the rot"

I think I need to take a very long break from IR and from 32Red as well. Because as the Smiths song goes....

That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

PS I did go on to Live Chat to complain about it. I was offered 10 free spins on Kitty Cabana. I turned them down.

Then I was offered another deposit match bonus. Yes that is precisely what I need at this moment. An incentive to deposit at the same casino twice in one day and get my ass handed to me again. I didn't accept that "generous offer" either. Because once I go down the "deposit twice at the same casino
on the same day" road, I know I'm heading towards a point of no return.

So much for responsible gaming

Yeah .., immortal romance didint ever come back from shitmode.. its been that now 3 months.. not even chance of wins.. And every bonus feature pays you 0-12x bet.. no more

 

[Jono777]

@ McGameboy

So its not just me

19 out of my last 20 deposits at 32 have left me furious (which in 12 years I never got as I am a very responsible player and also a very reasonable person)

But I agree it does get to the point where the word 'gambling' is removed from the equation. The slots are just in permanent 'take the piss / rip off' mode.

Support insist my RTP is still mid 90's Yeah right!

Latest response was along the lines of 'Well your due to lose cos you won 2.6K in 2013' Bullshit!

It amazes me (*pops tin foil hat on*) ((or is a hat of truth nowadays )) that after a rant I finally get a decent session, nowt major but couple of hours for my £20+B, finally

 

[dunover]

@ McGameboy

So its not just me

19 out of my last 20 deposits at 32 have left me furious (which in 12 years I never got as I am a very responsible player and also a very reasonable person)

But I agree it does get to the point where the word 'gambling' is removed from the equation. The slots are just in permanent 'take the piss / rip off' mode.

Support insist my RTP is still mid 90's Yeah right!

Latest response was along the lines of 'Well your due to lose cos you won 2.6K in 2013' Bullshit!

It amazes me (*pops tin foil hat on*) ((or is a hat of truth nowadays )) that after a rant I finally get a decent session, nowt major but couple of hours for my £20+B, finally

Don't forget you can have a 99.9% RTP and still lose every deposit.

 

[Jono777]

Don't forget you can have a 99.9% RTP and still lose every deposit.

..... and still stupid enough to throw £20 their way later too despite all I've read today!!

 

[Billbreaker]

Not the worst, but at those bet sizes they still piss me off

==

 

[lotusch]

Nice x stake win overall but look at the lines!!!!!
I really thought this would have been my second wildline ever...
Had 7 spins for that 2nd reel wild to drop in but it didn't...

 

[mcgameboy]

Some May screenies that sucked....Part 1 of 2

32Red, 13th May.

Pic 1 - My 19th 3-reel WD. And for only the 2nd time, it's a zero win.

That was bad enough. But there was more. 18 minutes later...

Pic 2 - Troy feature. 15 dead spins. Just what I needed to help me forget about a busted 3-reel WD.

But 32Red weren't finished...

Pic 3 - Another Troy feature. Another 15 dead spins.

I suspect that you wouldn't be shocked to hear that I busted out on this deposit.

Pic 4 - I know it's only a base game spin. But ugh....what a waste of 4 wilds. 12.75x bet. I could take a leaf out of dunover's book and say "orange bastards" like he does in his vids, but there's one slight problem. I'm a Catholic from Belfast. Best not go there eh?

Pic 5 - The turd provides the crowning turd in the water pipe. After a session where I had waited over 900 spins to get a feature,
this exercise in prolonged agony tipped me over the edge. 1 wild added per spin results in a total of 7 re-spins. End result: a win of 1x bet.
I was that livid that I immediately cashed out my £100 deposit and left the remaining £9 behind before logging out.

 

[mcgameboy]

Some May screenies that sucked....Part 2 of 2

Pic 1 - Now how exactly does this suck? Well....it's not a 30p spin for starters. It's a £1.20 spin. That still doesn't really make it suck though.
What made it suck was that I got a 5OAK of the campus with wild and 3 scatters on the triggering spin. Amount won? £27!
So I get that nice win with the feature to come. And then Troy dishes up 15 dead spins. Ugh. I would rather have had the bog standard
3 scatter trigger and then a Troy feature that paid me 20x bet instead.

Pic 2 - When you get 4 wilds in a base game spin, you don't want to see 2 scatters there as well. If a little bitty 9 turns up on Reel 4,
this win is probably three times what I actually ended up getting. 42x bet.

Pic 3 - My biggest close but no cigar end to a DOA bonus round. NB The feature paid £25.68, not £13.68.

Pic 4 - My biggest close but no cigar on a Troy feature spin. I did at least get a consolation 5OAK (can't remember which symbol...think it was
Ks). But if a 3x bat had landed on Reel 4, god knows what it would have paid on a £1.20 spin. NB £5.85 is not the amount won on this spin.
I have no way of checking what the amount won was, as it happened too long ago for me to be able to check via Playcheck.

 

[Jono777]

The 'Troy 0.60p' return is all too common these days matey.

Rough as fuck and rigged nonsense

Used to occur once in a blue moon, I see 2 screens from your good self and I managed it TWICE! yesterday alone!

Whatever happened to these on a 0.30p bet???





As Jim Royale might say 'Variance my Arse!'

 

[asadzareef89]

Nice x stake win overall but look at the lines!!!!!
I really thought this would have been my second wildline ever...
Had 7 spins for that 2nd reel wild to drop in but it didn't...

not as sucky as some of the ones i have had, just now at bgo, exact same wilds as urs except mine was missing on middle reel and total win 28 quid of 0.45p bet. sucks though right when it teases u like this

 

[citizenx]

not as sucky as some of the ones i have had, just now at bgo, exact same wilds as urs except mine was missing on middle reel and total win 28 quid of 0.45p bet. sucks though right when it teases u like this

Have spent the last few days playing at various casinos and this is really common at the moment, DOA just isn't pumping out the volume of wildlines it has been. Can't count the amount of times i've had nearly five wilds on a wildline this week/last weekend.

What has been consistent in the length of time its taken to get a bonus (many hundreds of spins - more than double the "usual" rate in my experience). When they have came they've been either outright crap with one or fewer wilds or going very quickly to four but no more and usually poor paying symbols connecting the line.

It has to turn again at some point, my hope is that its sooner rather than later. Bloody boring playing the last few days.

 

[asadzareef89]

Have spent the last few days playing at various casinos and this is really common at the moment, DOA just isn't pumping out the volume of wildlines it has been. Can't count the amount of times i've had nearly five wilds on a wildline this week/last weekend.

What has been consistent in the length of time its taken to get a bonus (many hundreds of spins - more than double the "usual" rate in my experience). When they have came they've been either outright crap with one or fewer wilds or going very quickly to four but no more and usually poor paying symbols connecting the line.

It has to turn again at some point, my hope is that its sooner rather than later. Bloody boring playing the last few days.

well tbh my playtime has been ok but the bonus rounds have been paying real poor, what was extremely shi**y about the bonus round was it gave me 4 wilds in one spin(3on a line) on spin no 4 and than 3 spins later had 4 wilds on a line then 5 spins with 5oak10 n j

normally every now n then i get extra spins but last 4-5 days its been real quiet

 

[citizenx]

well tbh my playtime has been ok but the bonus rounds have been paying real poor, what was extremely shi**y about the bonus round was it gave me 4 wilds in one spin(3on a line) on spin no 4 and than 3 spins later had 4 wilds on a line then 5 spins with 5oak10 n j

normally every now n then i get extra spins but last 4-5 days its been real quiet

My best win this week (including the weekend) on DOA was £84. That was when I accidentally set my stake at £4.50 rather than my usual 9p. Got a bonus after three spins, looked at the win, thought "WTF?!" and realised. Probably only had one more spin left from my deposit at that stake! Cashed it out but it all got absorbed by the DOA monster very quickly when deposited later.

Surprised your playtime has been OK. Am used to £20 sometimes lasting hours and hours and barely changing, this week its been down, down, down, out.

Always maintain that you can tell DOA is heating up when you see lots of screenshots in a short time in here. This week they've been noticeably missing.

 

[polli123]

Ouch!

 

[dunover]

Some May screenies that sucked....Part 1 of 2

32Red, 13th May.

Pic 1 - My 19th 3-reel WD. And for only the 2nd time, it's a zero win.

That was bad enough. But there was more. 18 minutes later...

Pic 2 - Troy feature. 15 dead spins. Just what I needed to help me forget about a busted 3-reel WD.

But 32Red weren't finished...

Pic 3 - Another Troy feature. Another 15 dead spins.

I suspect that you wouldn't be shocked to hear that I busted out on this deposit.

Pic 4 - I know it's only a base game spin. But ugh....what a waste of 4 wilds. 12.75x bet. I could take a leaf out of dunover's book and say "orange bastards" like he does in his vids, but there's one slight problem. I'm a Catholic from Belfast. Best not go there eh?

Pic 5 - The turd provides the crowning turd in the water pipe. After a session where I had waited over 900 spins to get a feature,
this exercise in prolonged agony tipped me over the edge. 1 wild added per spin results in a total of 7 re-spins. End result: a win of 1x bet.
I was that livid that I immediately cashed out my £100 deposit and left the remaining £9 behind before logging out.

LMAO..... We'll have less of that otherwise I'll rename a certain evil slot 'Taig FTUT'.....

Seriously, love the detailed minutiae of your posts; even the Germans never kept records as accurate in WWII.

If you're wondering why I won the Minions prize last month and haven't even figured this month, it's simply because I have made about 30 deposits in 4 weeks, and made a 20 quid gain on one at Nedplay, and a 180 gain at SpinGenie. The other 20-odd have all bust, with similar abhorrent resuts to your photos. So my withdrawal data is, to say the least, somewhat lacking.

 

[mcgameboy]

LMAO..... We'll have less of that otherwise I'll rename a certain evil slot 'Taig FTUT'.....

Oh don't worry mate. There's enough bigots in my country without me joining the ranks. It just makes me laugh every time you say "illegitimates of a certain colour".

Seriously, love the detailed minutiae of your posts; even the Germans never kept records as accurate in WWII.

Thanks for the compliment. Now I can call myself mcgameboy, the prolific and clinically detailed German taig record keeper

If you're wondering why I won the Minions prize last month and haven't even figured this month, it's simply because I have made about 30 deposits in 4 weeks, and made a 20 quid gain on one at Nedplay, and a 180 gain at SpinGenie. The other 20-odd have all bust, with similar abhorrent resuts to your photos. So my withdrawal data is, to say the least, somewhat lacking.

I had a very poor August myself mate. But September has started OK, so that's something. Hopefully your September slotting will provide a return to form. And of course, a return to your video making (we miss them greatly ). Best of luck for the month ahead mate.

 

[cncas2123]

Oh don't worry mate. There's enough bigots in my country without me joining the ranks. It just makes me laugh every time you say "illegitimates of a certain colour".

Agree with the above, so many bigots and people living in the past, but we could probably come up with a few new slots, starting with the " Folks on the Hill" slots, were 3 scatters gives you a choice of bonus round, the DUP brown paper bag round where you get a mystery bonus the value of which depends on how many favours you hand out during the free spins, or the SF bonus, which is only an average payout but you get to enhance it by claiming expenses for your SPAD's doing research, and this is reliant on the number of SPAD's during the free spins. Of course the jackpot can only be hit by getting 5 NAMA's on a winline, very hard to do as nobody knows anything about it!!!

 

[lakandan]

wild desire

aaarggh what a bummer, would been happy even for a 5oak King or 9 even

 

[spintee]

aaarggh what a bummer, would been happy even for a 5oak King or 9 even

Unlucky, I have gone thousands of spins now and no WD, I normally see them often albeit all pay shit,

 

[stokes]

Some recent one.

5 spins to go, not even a wild (not to mention wild line). Of course the winnings was still OK.



This one does not need explanation, I guess.