Screen Shots that Suck!

[Balthazar]

Please please PLEEEEEEAAAAAASE stop posting >50x wins in a 'Shots that Suck" thread.

No. Please stop posting those 0 win bonus rounds. We all get them and no one wants to see them.

Us low rollers don't give a shit about 50x when we are spinning the high variance monsters. We are aiming for 500x+ and when we finally come close but get 50x instead that really sucks.

With that said, thats not a free pass to post DOA screenshots with wild(s) missing to make a single line. No one wants to see that either.

 

[Valhalla]

Playing at £2.40 a spin, I thought I'd finally hit something epic on this glue bag of a slot. Instead, it broke my heart...

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If I remember correctly, the missing symbols were Sarah and Michael (or Sarah and Q?). If anyone knows the reels they could confirm (I just printed screen quickly before it spun again).
Had the wild been kind and landed on 2 or 4 it would've been very pretty

 

[sandman748]

Playing at £2.40 a spin, I thought I'd finally hit something epic on this glue bag of a slot. Instead, it broke my heart...

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If I remember correctly, the missing symbols were Sarah and Michael (or Sarah and Q?). If anyone knows the reels they could confirm (I just printed screen quickly before it spun again).
Had the wild been kind and landed on 2 or 4 it would've been very pretty

Now THAT is a screenshot that sucks. I would have thrown my laptop

 

[mcgameboy]

Despite the fact that JP has been more than kind to me, I'd like to think that this one more than belongs in here....

First one was bad enough.....but before I could say "dont you effing dare stick another stacked wild in there that leads to a no win"......

The re-spin effing stuck another stacked wild in there that led to a no win

The only thing that made this easier to take was that I was over £90 up on the session at the time. And I did go on to rebound from that fairly quickly to be £140 up at one point before eventually ending the session with a £100 profit. But it sure stung at the time.

I'd hate to think how I would have reacted if I had got that while I was £100 down on the session or a mere £10 from going bust.

 

[mcgameboy]

A couple from today at 32Red.....made a £50 deposit, get £50 free on Monday and had done just over 60% of my £1,500 WR before today.

Pic 1 - 48x bet. I have to admit this doesn't really "suck". It's more of an anti-climax if anything. And if I had got the second lowest value helm I probably wouldn't have even bothered posting this.

Pic 2 - If Pic 1 was "a bit unlucky" then this was just PURE BONEHEAD STUPID. I had just finished a stint on GWG2. I had only £130 of WR left to do and was sitting pretty at £240. I go to play Pure Platinum and I'm going to be doing my usual.....min betting at 40p.

After 15 spins, I have won ZERO. Then on the 16th spin I finally get a "win" (cue sarcastic applause). And then I see my balance....£210...but I had £240....didn't I? How the fuck have I lost £30 in 15 spins?

OH FUCK!!!! £2 a fucking spin when I was only intending to bet 40p a spin. And of course, just my luck to get 15 dead spins and 1 losing spin from those 16 spins, wasn't it?

Timely reminder to all members: Don't be a FUCKING IMPATIENT IDIOT LIKE ME!!! CHECK, and if necessary, ADJUST your betsize BEFORE commencing play. God I'm such a bloody numpty!!

Anyhow, it wasn't all bad. After getting rather rattled by my own stupidity, I closed Pure Platinum and made a coffee. Came back and played out my remaining WR (at 40p a spin this time - yeah well done mcgameboy take a f**king bow you bellend). Dropped to £195 by the time I cleared WR. A bit pissed at myself because it should have been above £200, but still.....2 deposits at 32Red this month, 2 cashouts for triple my deposit or better

I'm now off to put a Post-it on my laptop.....with the words "CHECK YOUR BETSIZE BEFORE YOU START PLAYING YOU IMPATIENT F**KING IDIOT!! written on it

PS Oh yeah....bit of a mad coincidence, given I was playing at 32Red....but in the process of those 16 accidental spins, I wagered....£32.

 

[spintee]

Like me the other day, either me messed up or the system, most probs me but instead of line bet being 1p it was £1 so a 20p spin turned into a £20 spin (ouch) Lucky I spotted, Beat my own record there as the best I fucked up on was 50p bet but hit max and £10 spin,

A couple from today at 32Red.....made a £50 deposit, get £50 free on Monday and had done just over 60% of my £1,500 WR before today.

Pic 1 - 48x bet. I have to admit this doesn't really "suck". It's more of an anti-climax if anything. And if I had got the second lowest value helm I probably wouldn't have even bothered posting this.

Pic 2 - If Pic 1 was "a bit unlucky" then this was just PURE BONEHEAD STUPID. I had just finished a stint on GWG2. I had only £130 of WR left to do and was sitting pretty at £240. I go to play Pure Platinum and I'm going to be doing my usual.....min betting at 40p.

After 15 spins, I have won ZERO. Then on the 16th spin I finally get a "win" (cue sarcastic applause). And then I see my balance....£210...but I had £240....didn't I? How the fuck have I lost £30 in 15 spins?

OH FUCK!!!! £2 a fucking spin when I was only intending to bet 40p a spin. And of course, just my luck to get 15 dead spins and 1 losing spin from those 16 spins, wasn't it?

Timely reminder to all members: Don't be a FUCKING IMPATIENT IDIOT LIKE ME!!! CHECK, and if necessary, ADJUST your betsize BEFORE commencing play. God I'm such a bloody numpty!!

Anyhow, it wasn't all bad. After getting rather rattled by my own stupidity, I closed Pure Platinum and made a coffee. Came back and played out my remaining WR (at 40p a spin this time - yeah well done mcgameboy take a f**king bow you bellend). Dropped to £195 by the time I cleared WR. A bit pissed at myself because it should have been above £200, but still.....2 deposits at 32Red this month, 2 cashouts for triple my deposit or better

I'm now off to put a Post-it on my laptop.....with the words "CHECK YOUR BETSIZE BEFORE YOU START PLAYING YOU IMPATIENT F**KING IDIOT!! written on it

PS Oh yeah....bit of a mad coincidence, given I was playing at 32Red....but in the process of those 16 accidental spins, I wagered....£32.

 

[Valhalla]

(at 40p a spin this time - yeah well done mcgameboy take a f**king bow you bellend)

Saw this and burst out laughing. I love "Bell End" and use it all the time.
Then noticed your location. I'm an Antrim man myself. Good to see another local on here

 

[docentore]

So Sorry, that slots is very hard to pay, didnt see a good payout yet.

Got feature once which paid something like > x600 - don't remember exact amount, and back then I didn't collect screenies yet . Basically I had 4 wilds on both of the 2x2 yokes

 

[brianmon]

Yes I know it's a decent win. BUT.......

The wilds all dropped within the first 3 spins. So I had to sit for 9 spins, praying that a wild would drop on the first reel, preferably on the middle row

 

[polli123]

Jep it sucks. Had a similar situation yesterday where 3 reels got a lot of wilds.

 

[KasinoKing]

Anyone who's played this slot a lot will know it's extremely fricking rare for the "Beefcake" bonus to completely fill the middle 3 reels.
I was SOOOOO excited... for two seconds. Then I realised NO symbols matched up on reels 1 & 5 for any 5-of-a-kind wins :sob:

 

[polli123]

Ouch; especially for this bet size...

 

[PaaskeDenmark]

Ouch; especially for this bet size...

yes OUCH

PS i love pressing WTG on these screen shots (makes no sense LOL)

 

[mj777]

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[dunover]

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I've seen a few of those and fortunately have never had one myself, otherwise surely my laptop would have taken a journey through the nearest window.......

 

[mcgameboy]

I've seen a few of those and fortunately have never had one myself, otherwise surely my laptop would have taken a journey through the nearest window.......

I've had 3 of the dreaded Reel 4 and 5 turned wild combos when getting a 3 reeler WD. But I have been very lucky to avoid the dreaded and sickening no-win outcome on all 3.

Screenies like this can be summed up as a case of two projectiles waiting to happen. One is anger-based and the other is nausea-based ie a projectile laptop and projectile vomit.

I wonder if mj had a case of both, given that he was betting 300 coins a spin. That's really gotta hurt.

 

[Sandro83]

Had a pretty good feeling this morning, so i made a deposit of 450€. Played Reel Rush on mobile @1,00-2,50€. my money disappeared in the blink of an eye. asked the support for my RTP. 25%...PEW PEW.

 

[spintee]

Had a pretty good feeling this morning, so i made a deposit of 450€. Played Reel Rush on mobile @1,00-2,50€. my money disappeared in the blink of an eye. asked the support for my RTP. 25%...PEW PEW.

Thats not good, I do not like playing on mobile as much easier to launch

 

[funnymunny]

Not so sure this game is on my favourites list anymore...

Playing it late Friday night in one of the strip casinos, so the place is busy & most people (myself included) are buzzed from the free drinks (or just because they're in Vegas!). Anyway, the game made a loud 'DONG' noise as the first progressive symbol hits. Then another. Then another. Reels slow a little and people around me are starting to pay attention. 'DONG', the forth progressive symbol hits & the machine then makes the wait for it noise to build some anticipation. No 'DONG', but the wild symbol drops in. "BIG WIN" immediately appears & virtual coins are exploding on the screen

People around me are screaming & I'm thinking holy s**t! But then the win count stops at $30. Wtf

More and more people are congratulating me & shouting things like 'progressive winner - woooooh' and high-fiving each other. More now gather to see what the commotion is, and I'm wondering why the win count isn't continuing

A couple of floor people / slot attendants push their way to the front & as politely as they can, tell me it sucks to be me right now... REALLY not the best way to find out that the 'WILD' replaces all bar one symbol. Can you guess which one that is...?

 

[fun4all]

I've seen a few of those and fortunately have never had one myself, otherwise surely my laptop would have taken a journey through the nearest window.......

Yeah I have had it happen. 3 Reeler WD with no win as the outcome. Prob my worst ever spin of online slots I think .

 

[mcgameboy]

Clears throat. Does best impersonation of an Irish leprechaun's voice.

Pic 1 - Wellllllcome to plehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnty of SUCKtune!!!!

Actually, the reality is that it is nowhere near as bad as it looks. Anyone who plays this game knows a full screen of Plenty of Fortune symbols would have only paid 50 quid at this betsize.

Pic 2 - Excalibur the mighty will reforge my ass. Merlin must have removed the 5 and the 6 and replaced them with an extra 1 and an extra 4 before I started the round. I'm joking of course (mainly because you can see the 5 in the pic lol). You can put the tinfoil hat away dunover

 

[spintee]

I do believe this is entitled to be here 1st ever 3 wilds in years, could of drooped another red women

 

[SPOPPLE]

Had a horrendous one on amber earlier, loads of Sarahs and wilds on the 1st and last 3 reels but nope. I almost never go amber in the feature, always pays junk, lucky to get 10x when playing amber. Sure you can hit a 5oak that pays ok every now and then and it has huge potential but its so rare its just a waste and I find that its generally the worst feature but its the one most go for, I tend to go for Troy as its alot more consistent and I normally get a double 5oak once or twice in a feature, Troy almost always pays me 50x minimum and ive had several fairly big wins but only ever one or two on Amber and I play it daily.

 

[asghan]

Damn Playboy.

 

[mcgameboy]

There can be NO dispute about that one belonging in this thread. That is a heart-breaker

 

[09237653]

Just had to post this one. Its a multi-player game so I've blanked out the avatars and names of the players.

A zero paying free spins round, which really sucks hard for the guy with 280x and the other guy with 130x, I only had 6x so not so much of a loss, needless to say they were fuming on the chat after.

 

[KasinoKing]

Terrance & Philip gave me the 3 wilds on reel 2, then another wild dropped in the middle of reel 1...
The other reels then contrived to give me the WORST POSSIBLE combination

If that wasn't bad enough - I got 2 scatters, but not the 3rd one for a bonus! :sob:

 

[PCJACKPOT2008]

Are you seriously posting that as a screenshot that sucks? That feature usually pays between 1x-10x.

 

[bigwinpictures]

Clears throat. Does best impersonation of an Irish leprechaun's voice.

Pic 1 - Wellllllcome to plehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnty of SUCKtune!!!!

I know your feeling...

 

[polli123]

Ouch!

 

[KasinoKing]

Are you seriously posting that as a screenshot that sucks? That feature usually pays between 1x-10x.

Who are you taking to?

If me - well it wasn't even bet x1!
I'm pretty sure it was the absolute worst result you possibly could get, having all of reel 2 wild AND with a wild on reel 1.
That's why it sucks - not because the feature didn't pay much.

KK

 

[Valhalla]

Just had to post this one. Its a multi-player game so I've blanked out the avatars and names of the players.

A zero paying free spins round, which really sucks hard for the guy with 280x and the other guy with 130x, I only had 6x so not so much of a loss, needless to say they were fuming on the chat after.

Jesus H Tap-Dancing Christ
I can honestly say, hand on heart, I would've smashed my monitor if I had a £0-paying free spins session on that with a 280x multiplier.

 

[rshkrn]

1x

 

[dunover]

Ouch!

Maybe not a total suck.....

 

[mcgameboy]

That's the kind of screenie that ignites a debate.

A 4OAK high paying symbol with 25x can't really be considered suck IMHO. That's a good consolation prize on BDBA.

But then again, how often does a player get that close to hitting the big 5OAK during free spins in any given playing session? Quite often on BDBA, you "never get near to getting near". So yeah, it does suck a bit.

I must admit, if I had got that, one half of me would probably be happy to get a nice (but not awesome) hit, while the other half of me is shouting "Ooh aah godammit so effing close why did you have to make it miss by one row you SOB slot" while holding my head in my hands.

At least your "missing link" was on Reel 5, if it had been on Reel 1 then it is total no room for debate suck for sure.

 

[dunover]

That's the kind of screenie that ignites a debate.

A 4OAK high paying symbol with 25x can't really be considered suck IMHO. That's a good consolation prize on BDBA.

But then again, how often does a player get that close to hitting the big 5OAK during free spins in any given playing session? Quite often on BDBA, you "never get near to getting near". So yeah, it does suck a bit.

I must admit, if I had got that, one half of me would probably be happy to get a nice (but not awesome) hit, while the other half of me is shouting "Ooh aah godammit so effing close why did you have to make it miss by one row you SOB slot" while holding my head in my hands.

At least your "missing link" was on Reel 5, if it had been on Reel 1 then it is total no room for debate suck for sure.

Fair point. The spin paid £112.50 as I also got 4OAK kings along the top where the blanks are. Gold bar one higher would've been £1012.50 Then again I already had that monster an hour earlier on 18p stake for £501.10 (see show me the money thread.)
So, yes I'm moaning about a 312x stake spin. So, I agree it doesn't really suck.

 

[spintee]

Fair point. The spin paid £112.50 as I also got 4OAK kings along the top where the blanks are. Gold bar one higher would've been £1012.50 Then again I already had that monster an hour earlier on 18p stake for £501.10 (see show me the money thread.)
So, yes I'm moaning about a 312x stake spin. So, I agree it doesn't really suck.

I read abit but al I can say is who is to bate a screenie (gorden brown?)
Theres so many screen shots here and threads, and no matter what you put um so person is going to open there trap,

x1000 wins, less than 100x wins, ( I get every day) only put if play small, I mean when it going to stop? There be threads soon about 1 liners than 2 liners?
Ignore me I am only stating Im good at looking small screens as I feel better of

I let you all in to a secret, I program slots as in picture, I no how work but online we on or own
(by the way no law against that) AS YET?

 

[jepulis22]

I read abit but al I can say is who is to bate a screenie (gorden brown?)
Theres so many screen shots here and threads, and no matter what you put um so person is going to open there trap,

x1000 wins, less than 100x wins, ( I get every day) only put if play small, I mean when it going to stop? There be threads soon about 1 liners than 2 liners?
Ignore me I am only stating Im good at looking small screens as I feel better of

I let you all in to a secret, I program slots as in picture, I no how work but online we on or own
(by the way no law against that) AS YET?

What the hell does this even mean? :axeman2:

 

[spintee]

What the hell does this even mean? :axeman2:

What the hell do u mean with that caption? Take a spin mate and calm down

 

[dunover]

I read abit but al I can say is who is to bate a screenie (gorden brown?)
Theres so many screen shots here and threads, and no matter what you put um so person is going to open there trap,

x1000 wins, less than 100x wins, ( I get every day) only put if play small, I mean when it going to stop? There be threads soon about 1 liners than 2 liners?
Ignore me I am only stating Im good at looking small screens as I feel better of

I let you all in to a secret, I program slots as in picture, I no how work but online we on or own
(by the way no law against that) AS YET?

????? eh?

 

[homerbert]

he program slots as in a picture, what did you not understand guys?

 

[spintee]

he program slots as in a picture, what did you not understand guys?

Thank you so much, some person with abit of brains,I Appreciate it, And Alow i do not no what the hell that was about I typed, at least some people read pass the lines and get the point, More than can be said for others, Nothing better than pick up on others mistakes, Just goes to show what the worlds come to,

 

[jepulis22]

Thank you so much, some person with abit of brains,I Appreciate it, And Alow i do not no what the hell that was about I typed, at least some people read pass the lines and get the point, More than can be said for others, Nothing better than pick up on others mistakes, Just goes to show what the worlds come to,

Well, it takes all kinds of persons. Usually I just skip your posts completely, spintee, because they're just some random nonsense. I think you might be a lil' bit sloooow, so I'll leave you alone now!

 

[chayton]

Well, it takes all kinds of persons. Usually I just skip your posts completely, spintee, because they're just some random nonsense. I think you might be a lil' bit sloooow, so I'll leave you alone now!

Just to clarify, he's not slow, he's dyslexic - actually there are a couple people here who are, and especially if they're posting in a hurry it makes it more difficult to understand exactly what they're trying to say. You can of course choose to skip whatever posts you want, but there's no need to be insulting about it.

 

[spintee]

Thank you there,
Im not even going to reply to jepulis22, I will be the first to admit I am terrible at writing, But if people was not so stuck up there own arss and did try to by pass the bad bits of my writing than they will no Im not actually a bad guy, I try and give as much help as I can when I can, But verry difficulty at times for me with the reading / writing ect,

Also not verry nice when people do have a dig at me, Wheres the manners and respect for people gone in this world?


Apologies for my bad grammar at times (most time )

Happy Spinning

Just to clarify, he's not slow, he's dyslexic - actually there are a couple people here who are, and especially if they're posting in a hurry it makes it more difficult to understand exactly what they're trying to say. You can of course choose to skip whatever posts you want, but there's no need to be insulting about it.

 

[jepulis22]

Thank you there,
Im not even going to reply to jepulis22, I will be the first to admit I am terrible at writing, But if people was not so stuck up there own arss and did try to by pass the bad bits of my writing than they will no Im not actually a bad guy, I try and give as much help as I can when I can, But verry difficulty at times for me with the reading / writing ect,

Also not verry nice when people do have a dig at me, Wheres the manners and respect for people gone in this world?


Apologies for my bad grammar at times (most time )

Happy Spinning

I'm sorry, I had a bad day yesterday, and should have just kept my mouth shut! I sincerely apologize!

 

[dave1888]

Well this is what I call really horrendous not just sucky but heartbreaking not just heartbreaking but utterly atrocious! I did not get a pic as I had to click spin right away was not going to stare one second longer at this monstrosity! I hit 4 wilds on reel steal middle line 2 wilds at the front and 2 at the back what was in the middle you ask was it a gun? NO was it a safe NO was it a premium character symbol NO! A F****** scatter symbol!! It almost a cert to hit on 5 of a kind at x5 and it could not even give me the dregs this slot has to offer !!

 

[Valhalla]

Apologies for my bad grammar at times (most time )

You shouldn't feel obliged to apologise. Your difficulty in reading and writing isn't something you've "done on purpose" mate

 

[Valhalla]

Well this is what I call really horrendous not just sucky but heartbreaking not just heartbreaking but utterly atrocious! I did not get a pic as I had to click spin right away was not going to stare one second longer at this monstrosity! I hit 4 wilds on reel steal middle line 2 wilds at the front and 2 at the back what was in the middle you ask was it a gun? NO was it a safe NO was it a premium character symbol NO! A F****** scatter symbol!! It almost a cert to hit on 5 of a kind at x5 and it could not even give me the dregs this slot has to offer !!

It's probably the worst slot that was ever shat into existence

 

[dave1888]

It's probably the worst slot that was ever shat into existence

I'd agree if I hadn't hit 5 of a kind with wild of every symbol and even 5 pink women with wild in free spins netting me an epic £252 win for 9p in the feature lol. I have had good days on it but oh so many bad days What I have noticed though is autoplay produces better features than start and stop does...