Screen Shots that Suck!
- Thread starter The Dude
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50 chances to get the Jack of Spades for a natural....
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- O Canada!
hit this while playing 1500 free bets at PP. the max bonus was $100.
Then busted out pretty quick playing for real.
aahhh, when my luck is coming back. :axeman2:
Then busted out pretty quick playing for real.
aahhh, when my luck is coming back. :axeman2:
DaveG39
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Here is another Jack of Spades missing
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(Almost) serves you right for playing a 6/4(?!) JoB machine in the first place.
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It"s a 9/6 , you've skipped a line it seems 
DaveG39
Full Member
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- Glendale,CA,USA
It"s a 9/6 , you've skipped a line it seems
:embarrassed: So I did..I was looking at Straight and Flush instead of Flush and Full House...oopsy....apologies
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Thats not a winline Thor
WonderingSpirit
Casino critic
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I never seem to catch a break.....
... and now my gf has banned me from gambling for a long time..
stupid f...n slots. My win ratio is now 1 pr 100 deposits
This time from Jackpot Capital
... and now my gf has banned me from gambling for a long time..stupid f...n slots. My win ratio is now 1 pr 100 deposits
This time from Jackpot Capital
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- Sep 10, 2008
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- Bangor North Wales UK
10 "free" spins and not a single win.
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- Oct 29, 2007
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- England
Ryu substituting would pay 25x win
If I ever catch that Ryu down a dark alley
If I ever catch that Ryu down a dark alley
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- Nov 30, 2008
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- New York, United States
Wow...um...that's really something! Yes! Congratulations on winning...um...5cents. Don't spend it at the same slot after a BIG win like that because it surely isn't possible to beat that, Lookaway.
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- Sep 27, 2008
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- Wageningen, Netherlands
Never been this close to a royal (but must admit I don't play VP that often)
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- Mar 13, 2008
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- Ontario
Bummer to have two chances for a single card and not hit either of them. And not even get a straight, flush or even Jacks or Better.
On the bright side, you don't have to kick yourself for minimum bet and hitting it. Okay, okay, not much of a consolation.
On the bright side, you don't have to kick yourself for minimum bet and hitting it. Okay, okay, not much of a consolation.
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- Apr 25, 2008
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- US, Reno
Considering that i several times held 4 cards to a Royal on Vp 100 (!!!!) Play and did not get even one Royal out of 100 attempts, this is not really close, although you could think so.
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- Sep 20, 2005
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- Left Hungary
Who dun it????
Although I have seen some good screenshots on this new game..it seems it is suckie for me...I truly hate it when you hit the 5 scatters and you get ZILCH! That should be outlawed...betting $1.50 and win squat on 3 bonus rounds..go figure....
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Although I have seen some good screenshots on this new game..it seems it is suckie for me...I truly hate it when you hit the 5 scatters and you get ZILCH! That should be outlawed...betting $1.50 and win squat on 3 bonus rounds..go figure....
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- Sep 27, 2008
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- Wageningen, Netherlands
I know
I just hope to get a royal one day, never had one or even seen one in any game of poker I played (and that is the part that sucks 
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- UK
I feel honoured to be abke to post in this thread.
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4 wilds with Demeter (the lady) pays bet x 100
4 wilds with Poseiden (the bloke) pays bet x 200
4 wilds with another wild would have paid bet x 40,000....
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4 wilds with Poseiden (the bloke) pays bet x 200
4 wilds with another wild would have paid bet x 40,000....
:sob:
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- In the Beautiful South !!
Now this sucks
Oh!!!!!!!!!!! what could have been
Oh!!!!!!!!!!! what could have been
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- Los Angeles
No Title Necessary
; =O)
; =O)
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- Netherlands
I remember now why I hate this slot
It was a long time ago I played this slot.
5 times free games in one session playing at $1,20 a spin. Results free spins:
0,96$
1,98$
2,80$
4,20$
AND to end it:
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The 1 free spin paid: 0,00$
It was a long time ago I played this slot.
5 times free games in one session playing at $1,20 a spin. Results free spins:
0,96$
1,98$
2,80$
4,20$
AND to end it:
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The 1 free spin paid: 0,00$
Roanan
Banned User - abusive flamming - misogynist
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- Oct 6, 2009
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- Langley, BC...in Canada, eh?
This one's in a poker tournament...but it definitely sucked 
Full Tilt Poker Game #15248546607: OFC $1,000 Freeroll (111610952), Table 174 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:21:33 ET - 2009/10/10
Seat 1: kofyit (270)
Seat 2: BogoRO (1,350), is sitting out
Seat 3: nmaximka (1,445)
Seat 4: vvsh63 (2,930)
Seat 5: roanan1 (3,215)
Seat 6: Astragirl (2,795)
Seat 7: bryan24 (850)
Seat 8: stefans2311 (1,350), is sitting out
Seat 9: BAJIKO (2,580)
bryan24 posts the small blind of 25
stefans2311 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to roanan1 [Kh Kc]
BAJIKO calls 50
kofyit folds
BogoRO folds
nmaximka folds
vvsh63 raises to 100
roanan1 raises to 425
Astragirl folds
bryan24 folds
stefans2311 folds
BAJIKO calls 375
vvsh63 calls 325
*** FLOP *** [Kd Qs Js]
BAJIKO checks
vvsh63 has 15 seconds left to act
vvsh63 bets 2,505, and is all in
roanan1 calls 2,505
BAJIKO calls 2,155, and is all in
vvsh63 shows [Ks Jc]
roanan1 shows [Kh Kc]
BAJIKO shows [Qd Qh]
*** TURN *** [Kd Qs Js] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [Kd Qs Js 2s] [3s]
vvsh63 shows a flush, King high
roanan1 shows three of a kind, Kings
vvsh63 wins the side pot (700) with a flush, King high
BAJIKO shows three of a kind, Queens
vvsh63 wins the main pot (7,815) with a flush, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8,515 Main pot 7,815. Side pot 700. | Rake 0
Board: [Kd Qs Js 2s 3s]
Seat 1: kofyit didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: BogoRO didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: nmaximka didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: vvsh63 showed [Ks Jc] and won (8,515) with a flush, King high
Seat 5: roanan1 showed [Kh Kc] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 6: Astragirl (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: bryan24 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: stefans2311 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: BAJIKO showed [Qd Qh] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
__________________________________________________
It's during times like these that I remember my Father's
last words, which were: "Don't son, that gun is loaded!!!"
Full Tilt Poker Game #15248546607: OFC $1,000 Freeroll (111610952), Table 174 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:21:33 ET - 2009/10/10
Seat 1: kofyit (270)
Seat 2: BogoRO (1,350), is sitting out
Seat 3: nmaximka (1,445)
Seat 4: vvsh63 (2,930)
Seat 5: roanan1 (3,215)
Seat 6: Astragirl (2,795)
Seat 7: bryan24 (850)
Seat 8: stefans2311 (1,350), is sitting out
Seat 9: BAJIKO (2,580)
bryan24 posts the small blind of 25
stefans2311 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to roanan1 [Kh Kc]
BAJIKO calls 50
kofyit folds
BogoRO folds
nmaximka folds
vvsh63 raises to 100
roanan1 raises to 425
Astragirl folds
bryan24 folds
stefans2311 folds
BAJIKO calls 375
vvsh63 calls 325
*** FLOP *** [Kd Qs Js]
BAJIKO checks
vvsh63 has 15 seconds left to act
vvsh63 bets 2,505, and is all in
roanan1 calls 2,505
BAJIKO calls 2,155, and is all in
vvsh63 shows [Ks Jc]
roanan1 shows [Kh Kc]
BAJIKO shows [Qd Qh]
*** TURN *** [Kd Qs Js] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [Kd Qs Js 2s] [3s]
vvsh63 shows a flush, King high
roanan1 shows three of a kind, Kings
vvsh63 wins the side pot (700) with a flush, King high
BAJIKO shows three of a kind, Queens
vvsh63 wins the main pot (7,815) with a flush, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8,515 Main pot 7,815. Side pot 700. | Rake 0
Board: [Kd Qs Js 2s 3s]
Seat 1: kofyit didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: BogoRO didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: nmaximka didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: vvsh63 showed [Ks Jc] and won (8,515) with a flush, King high
Seat 5: roanan1 showed [Kh Kc] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 6: Astragirl (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: bryan24 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: stefans2311 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: BAJIKO showed [Qd Qh] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
__________________________________________________
It's during times like these that I remember my Father's
last words, which were: "Don't son, that gun is loaded!!!"
Roanan
Banned User - abusive flamming - misogynist
- Joined
- Oct 6, 2009
- Location
- Langley, BC...in Canada, eh?
I ran the hand through an odds calculator.
After the flop:
KK - Win: 41.89% Tie: 1.67%
Odds: 1.38 to 1
QQ - Win: 4.69% Tie: 1.67%
Odds: 19.58 to 1
KJ - Win: 3.78% Tie: 1.67%
Odds: 24.34 to 1
Random Hands - Win: 4.93% Tie: 5.92%
Odds: 13.24 to 1
__________________________________________________
It's during times like these that I remember my Father's
last words, which were: "Don't son, that gun is loaded!!!"
After the flop:
KK - Win: 41.89% Tie: 1.67%
Odds: 1.38 to 1
QQ - Win: 4.69% Tie: 1.67%
Odds: 19.58 to 1
KJ - Win: 3.78% Tie: 1.67%
Odds: 24.34 to 1
Random Hands - Win: 4.93% Tie: 5.92%
Odds: 13.24 to 1
__________________________________________________
It's during times like these that I remember my Father's
last words, which were: "Don't son, that gun is loaded!!!"
Roanan
Banned User - abusive flamming - misogynist
- Joined
- Oct 6, 2009
- Location
- Langley, BC...in Canada, eh?
Gee....back to back posts in the screenshots that suck forum.
I must be blessed.
Then again, read my signature:
__________________________________________________
It's during times like these that I remember my Father's
last words, which were: "Don't son, that gun is loaded!!!"
I must be blessed.
Then again, read my signature:
__________________________________________________
It's during times like these that I remember my Father's
last words, which were: "Don't son, that gun is loaded!!!"
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- Southampton
Almost the best last 30 pence I ever wagered.
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- Sydney
Slotocash
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- Aug 25, 2004
- Location
- Bexhill on sea, England
You know it's just not your day when...
:sob:
:sob:
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- Sep 26, 2009
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- Sydney
Only 1c bet but still
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- Sep 26, 2009
- Location
- Sydney
And agian
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- Sep 26, 2009
- Location
- Sydney
Another. My major beef with Rival slots. Most free spin features pay fuck all.
Roanan
Banned User - abusive flamming - misogynist
- Joined
- Oct 6, 2009
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- Langley, BC...in Canada, eh?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
eu_lowroller
Non-Gambler
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- Oct 24, 2009
- Location
- Austria
i think that hurts
Rusty
Banned User - repetitive flaming
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- Jul 23, 2006
- Location
- Manchester UK
Damn Roanan that really sucks.
MG new games are up to the usual standards.
Not bad from 15 free spins X 2 multiplier 243 win lines. (I started with 1.50 so paid 68c total)
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All this from Cabaret club casino where I have also gone 900 spins thus far waiting for the middle passport.
More absolute proof that MG slots are also weighted - as if it were needed.
MG new games are up to the usual standards.
Not bad from 15 free spins X 2 multiplier 243 win lines. (I started with 1.50 so paid 68c total)
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All this from Cabaret club casino where I have also gone 900 spins thus far waiting for the middle passport.
More absolute proof that MG slots are also weighted - as if it were needed.
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- Mass
Yuppers ...that does suck Rusty
Rusty
Banned User - repetitive flaming
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- Jul 23, 2006
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- Manchester UK
Yuppers ...that does suck Rusty
Yeah, the whole casino sucks.
Funny how they had Tomb Raider under new games when it has been out around Two Years and it has about 40% return.
Also from the same dump.
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Not quite a screenshot but direct from the playlog so a little poetic license
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- Sydney
Damn!
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- Sep 13, 2005
- Location
- England, UK
Harsh Rusty
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- Apr 20, 2009
- Location
- Netherlands
I hardly ever play this game, and I really thought I WON something when these 5 lamps popped up
But no scatterwin, only 5 picks.
25 free spins, thats ok, but the other 4 2xbet..2xbet..2xbet..2xbet...
Free spins paid the usual 20xbet.
But no scatterwin, only 5 picks.
25 free spins, thats ok, but the other 4 2xbet..2xbet..2xbet..2xbet...
Free spins paid the usual 20xbet.
eu_lowroller
Non-Gambler
- Joined
- Oct 24, 2009
- Location
- Austria
But that's normally great, because you can at least be sure, that you get the 25 free spins, because i had often enough, when i get only 3 or even 4 lamps, that i didn't get the free spins. Although you can also get a 100x your bet size win in one lamp, if you have luck5 lamps popped up
But no scatterwin, only 5 picks.
- Joined
- Oct 30, 2007
- Location
- europe
But that's normally great, because you can at least be sure, that you get the 25 free spins, because i had often enough, when i get only 3 or even 4 lamps, that i didn't get the free spins. Although you can also get a 100x your bet size win in one lamp, if you have luck
100 times? I have never ever seen this lamp. it must be pretty dark in that room.
and i noticed - i mostly pick the 25 spins with 3 scatters, but NEVER hat the luck to pick the spins with 4 scatters. strange....
eu_lowroller
Non-Gambler
- Joined
- Oct 24, 2009
- Location
- Austria
*lol*
I've seen this 100x bet size win only one time within my whole RTG time (about 4-5 years or so), but at least with a $1 bet
- Joined
- Oct 30, 2007
- Location
- europe
*lol*
I've seen this 100x bet size win only one time within my whole RTG time (about 4-5 years or so), but at least with a $1 bet
. Well - I even didn`t saw a so-called darkroom. But hey, I won`t complain!
