Screen Shots that Suck!

[lukey141]

Allow me to 1 up your 0.07 bonus with this beauty

 

[thediro]

i fkn hate slots

Keep in mind - these are meant to be SUPER BONUSES and 4 FS scatters!

Absolute trash slots are now days - and ive got about 50 more of these bullshits

Ive actually now De-activated my unibet account, those cunts are absolutely awful for gatekeeping bonus payouts now, its becoming to much of a pattern with Unibet now days, used to be incredible, but every single bonus im pulling from them is absolutely gated beyond belief - its like there scared to actually pay anything out remotely fair at all for ANY of there *epic* hidden super bonuses.

Ill stick to the others now.

 

[toslotornot]

 

[lukey141]

22 minutes to bonus, ate 200x. Then 7 dead spins, 1 tiny hit for 13p and the game then paid me up to the min win of £2.00

Criminal prag at it again.

 

[lukey141]

Sure do seem to get a lot of these

 

[lukey141]

I see...

 

[lukey141]

What in the fuck is going on. 3 bonuses in a row

 

[lukey141]

 

[mcgameboy]

This thread should be renamed to.....

PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN EVEN MORE STUPID PRIZES.....

To those who posted that plethora of filth above, you have my sympathy.*
I lost the energy and the will to post in this thread about.....eight years ago.
Posting in this thread was akin to re-living traumatic slotting episodes.

* Well...except for @YouTubeSlots,that is.
He's a spawny t-word who posts a SSTS on min bet in here one minute, then hits a 3000x win on a bigger bet two minutes later....

He's got the memory of a boiled potato, does YTS

 

[lukey141]

So following on from yesterday the same game 2nd bonus in a row...

 

[YouTubeSlots]

2nd time getting the re trigger on this game and was just as s**t as the first re trigger i had. This game isnt about getting a re trigger, but rather the Bounty wild landing and connecting with 5oak's when you have loads of multipliers on the screen!

 

[lukey141]

Not bad

ate 300x, took 500 odd spins

Another 100x eaten later...

 

[Quickwitted]

Here's all my collected bonuses and wheel rounds in it's gross form!

 

[Quickwitted]

Bottom to top above

 

[Reelsoffun]

Not bad

ate 300x, took 500 odd spinsView attachment 223753


Another 100x eaten later...

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Pretty much same as my experience with push gaming slots

 

[itsme123]

Bar steward……

 

[Quickwitted]

Here is a bunch of cringeworthy screenshots just for you guys! The one for Zeus volatility, it paid nothing!

 

[lukey141]

Knew it was too good to be true

HOT+4 that manages a big old 11x (3x was prebonus)

Fucking retarded

I just don't understand the point of giving better starting triggers when they pay fuck all anyway. I'd rather have just had a 0x dead spin than a bonus like that.

 

[lukey141]

Few spins later I got this disgusting screen too.

 

[Jono777]

Had Hot +4, +4 last week or week before, can't recall

Got excited (yeah, stupid me)

IIRC, had 10 out the 16 dead spins, £8 or something like that.

Just like the upgrades in Fishing games and other games, pointless eye candy, meaningless nonsense.

 

[Reelsoffun]

All the +4 does in reality is increase the average pay slightly, you’re not going to necessarily notice the extra pay on every feature unfortunately. Don’t make it suck any less tho knowing that lol

 

[avfcalex23]

Can anyone here work out what sort of money I’ve just missed out on by not even hitting one skeleton on the first row?

First screen (not one that sucks) 180x win with 12 skeletons

Second screen (the one that sucks) would have been 18 skeletons with just one on the first row. All stacked up … I’m pretty convinced, and feeling a bit sick this could have possibly been in the thousands.

Third screen - the win plan



Game plays quite well though and had a 145x feature shortly after

 

[lukey141]

£1600 for just 1 in the front. Double that if there were 2.

Nasty bait. Blueprint seem to do that quite often with top symbol they just almost fill the screen apart from the first reel of course.

 

[avfcalex23]

£1600 for just 1 in the front. Double that if there were 2.

Nasty bait. Blueprint seem to do that quite often with top symbol they just almost fill the screen apart from the first reel of course.

Absolutely sickening. I had a feeling it could have been big I didn’t realise it would have been £1600 and the rows usually have 2+ stacked so I’ve genuinely missed out on over £3k there. I know you say they seem to do it often but I’ve never seen a setup like that so stacked and missing by 1. Hard one to take lol

 

[Reelsoffun]

Lukey is right, lost count how many times I been one reel off on those type of games I find it’s mostly missing reel 1 or 2 for those big hits….

 

[Quickwitted]

In with a $0.20, out with a $0.69. The thief should have come out to turn those colored squares into prizes.

 

[YouTubeSlots]

A disgusting double tease from bonanza!

 

[lukey141]

Give me a fucking break

More Turkey

Mr Vegas, bonus 2nd spin, 36 seconds in. Pays 6x (didn't bother to screen).

Switch to Video slots. Bonus on 10th spin. Pays 14x

Sick joke really. That could have been amazing, instead despite 2 bonuses in less than 2 minutes and only doing 12 spins I'm walking away up 11x...

 

[lukey141]

Somehow I'm a magnet for the shite bonuses

A big old 0.5x this time

 

[Quickwitted]

I have to be very dramatic about this outcome so here goes: AAAARRGGGHH aaarrrgghhh....nnnnnooooo, NNNNOOOO! (From this point think of Terminator Judgement Day where Sarah's in the hospital about to reach the elevator the terminator shows up and she's in complete panic saying nnnooo!!!). Now visualize me reenacting her scene trying to be 10x more dramatic!

This would have been the greatest revenge I was looking for against that "max win nemesis" of mine but I was denied one measly hit since the belt moves down by one per respin to collect any rewards at the bottom and the mega was right there begging to be glorified by my hands!

 

[avfcalex23]

Another Absolute shambles of a slot. This screen just about sums it up. Not a dime from it over 200+ spins, until Finally got into the feature and it paid 20x lol. Complete waste of time and some of the most volatile slots you’ll find.

 

[satchnz]

I was happy to hit the bonus early on with the new Play’n Go slot.

I was as equally happy to post this screenshot in this thread.

 

[Playford7]

Ben trying for another wildline for ages!.. so close ffs

 

[lukey141]

Pre bonus tumble trigger - 1.68

Bonus 7 dead spins 1 'hit' for 0.16p

Big old 0x bonus.

This game really is s**t

The last bonus I had a few months ago was the HOT+4 that paid 11x too. I wonder at what point the game ever actually has any RTP.

 

[avfcalex23]

Pre bonus tumble trigger - 1.68

Bonus 7 dead spins 1 'hit' for 0.16p

Big old 0x bonus.

This game really is s**t

The last bonus I had a few months ago was the HOT+4 that paid 11x too. I wonder at what point the game ever actually has any RTP.

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I don’t know why you persevere with these slots. Isn’t this just the same as that wild turkey one you play or bonanza? Take an age to land a bonus and pay horrendously.

 

[lukey141]

lol yeah sort of, though More Turkey and Extra Chilli are 40/50x buys and bonus frequency is way more frequent. I would expect quite a lot of duds in order for it to be able to pay big some times but a 0x takes the piss regardless.

 

[lukey141]

That being said it doesn't really matter what game I play, I am cursed with s**t luck

Another 0x bonus

 

[Quickwitted]

Here's some more

 

[avfcalex23]

thought I’d have a little go on a different provider because even I can get bored of pragmatic from time to time.

Not sure if this is a new game, wicked grin by hacksaw. I forgot how truly brutal hacksaw games can be. An absolute age to land the feature, 8 free spins and barely 7x my base game bet as the result.

What an absolute waste of time. Back to bonanza 1000 I go seeking that purple fish

 

[YouTubeSlots]

In a nice straight line to, Just to rub it in that bit more! What a piece of ****



Half an hour later! Different casino. The same trolling occurs.