- Joined
- Aug 26, 2010
- Location
- Old bag lady with a laptop
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Red Face
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
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Sarcastic Comment of the Day:
I must admit , you brought religion into my life.
I never believed in hell until I met you.
Red Face
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
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Sarcastic Comment of the Day:
I must admit , you brought religion into my life.
I never believed in hell until I met you.
