It seemed rude not to deposit this into VS and play it back through the Johnson Cockblaster slot.
In all fairness I got some decent playtime from the money (it turned into £41.78 when converted from Euros), albeit only landing one of the progressive free spins rounds from many bonus round triggers.
CHOPLEY'S PRO TIP - Don't use Quick Spin or Turbo Spin, the normal spin speed is actually fairly nippy, and both quick and turbo spin rattle along far too fast to actually appreciate or enjoy what's going on.
I wouldn't rule out playing this slot in future, the progressive free spins feature (when you finally get it....) is a genuinely exciting proposition, as you know you're going to get to a 12x multiplier even in the worst case scenario.
Do we really need 48,000x stake though? I can't help but think some squishing of the pay ranges into saner territory would have allowed for more RTP to be put into the Prize Picker and Map Quest bonus rounds, whilst still keeping the Progressive Free Spins round as a very exciting proposition.
And yes this is me playing online slots on a 55 inch 4K telly, I was just in that kind of mood