ON THE SUBJEST OF COLONOSCOPIES

[mercy]

On the subject of Colonoscopies...
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite
humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments
made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
colonoscopies:

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'

6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

And the best one of all.

12. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'

 

[CountByte]

LOL< I have seen this before somewhere and I'm sure everyone of them plus many more have been uttered by patients BEFORE the actual procedure began (or the painkilller kicked in).

However, I wish a Doctor would be honest and record some the the OTHER things that have been said and names they have been called when the piankillers or sedation was too little or Doctor was in a rush and started BEFORE patient was properly sedated ( such as in MY case).

Now, THAT list would also be very funny, although very vulgar I'm sure.

Anyone out there found themselves in the same situation I did? If so, I would like to know I am not the only one to experience this very painful and unpleasant experience?

If so, I would love to hear from them!!

 

[brucefinaldi]

LOL, ROFLMAO!!!

Numbers 5,6,7, and especially 8 had me laughing like a fat kid in a candy store!!!
Wow, that brightened up my week!!!!