- Joined
- Dec 7, 2004
- Location
- Montreal
A man comes home from work, exhausted. He sits on the couch and suddenly hears a deep voice saying:
"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, go to Vegas!"
He looks around, sees no one; figures he must be hallucinating, he leaves it at that.
Next day, coming back from work, he hears again:
"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, go to Vegas!"
Again, no one around.
Every day, for 2 weeks, he hears the same voice with the same message. Finally, he decides to act upon it. He sells his house to the first prospect; goes to work, tells his boss he quits; closes all his banking accounts; takes the bus and heads down to Las Vegas.
He enters the first casino he sees and waits. He hears the voice saying:
"Go to the roulette!"
He goes to the roulette table and again hears the deep voice:
"Put it all on 7!"
He hesitates, nervously placing everything he owns on that one single bet. The ball is rolling. Crowd is yelling. Our man is sweating, agitated, terrified. The ball slows down, drops down and stops on the... 13.
The voice goes: "Tsk! Shit!"
"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, go to Vegas!"
He looks around, sees no one; figures he must be hallucinating, he leaves it at that.
Next day, coming back from work, he hears again:
"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, go to Vegas!"
Again, no one around.
Every day, for 2 weeks, he hears the same voice with the same message. Finally, he decides to act upon it. He sells his house to the first prospect; goes to work, tells his boss he quits; closes all his banking accounts; takes the bus and heads down to Las Vegas.
He enters the first casino he sees and waits. He hears the voice saying:
"Go to the roulette!"
He goes to the roulette table and again hears the deep voice:
"Put it all on 7!"
He hesitates, nervously placing everything he owns on that one single bet. The ball is rolling. Crowd is yelling. Our man is sweating, agitated, terrified. The ball slows down, drops down and stops on the... 13.
The voice goes: "Tsk! Shit!"
