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I miss not having the jokes put under the new posts, is it just me or is anyone else not missing them also 
Missing my morning jokes
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ill see what i have stored away but most of the jokes that are sent to me are just a tad on the bad side
...........laurie....where are you satch?
...........laurie....where are you satch?
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i'll just piggyback my request on this thread. can we have WTGs in jokes section to give our approval of jokes since thankses are disabled there?
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fixed
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Thanks a lil good news for the day
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cheers
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n a hospitals Intensive Care Unit, patients were dying in the same bed every Saturday morning at 9a.m, regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 9 AM.
So a world-wide expert team was contaced and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. This morning a few minutes before 9 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil.
Just then the clock struck 9
And then
Bryan Bailley, the part-time Saturday sweeper, entered the ward, unplugged the life support system and plugged in the vacuum cleaner.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 9 AM.
So a world-wide expert team was contaced and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. This morning a few minutes before 9 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil.
Just then the clock struck 9
And then
Bryan Bailley, the part-time Saturday sweeper, entered the ward, unplugged the life support system and plugged in the vacuum cleaner.
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LOL 
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Now that sucks
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Har-dee-har har. So funny I almost forgot to laugh. 
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Change pic to a dog and then thats mine. One nut i have eats it and yes he got his nose stuck in there one day.
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How can you make a blonde laugh on a Monday morning?
By telling her the joke on Friday morning!
By telling her the joke on Friday morning!
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geesh gary im going to thump you a good one lol
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japanese guy visiting the states goes into the currency exchange to get dollars for his yen. he gets whatever say ten bucks for a million yen.
next day he does the same and only gets nine bucks for his million yen.
he says "how come less than yesterday?"
teller answers "fluctuations."
japanese guy says "no, fluc you amelicans! i go somewhere else"
next day he does the same and only gets nine bucks for his million yen.
he says "how come less than yesterday?"
teller answers "fluctuations."
japanese guy says "no, fluc you amelicans! i go somewhere else"
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And to start the morning us guys are always in control.
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