Marriage

[SKUNX]

There was a man and woman who were married for 20 years. And everynight they would have sex. And everytime, they kept the lights off. Even on the honeymoon the lights were off. And after 20 years, the wife finally decides to turn on the light. She discovers that her husband has been using a dildo on her for the whole 20 years. She screams at him, "Explain the dildo Asshole!!" His response, " Explain the kids Bitch!!"

 

[LaurieJim]

 

[BingoT]

That was good.
But who keeps the lights on anyways.
I say if she's ugly LIGHTS OFF ALL THE TIME.

 

[Hihohiho0]

Funny SKUNX
Women's Ass Size Study

There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association, about women and how they feel about their asses.
The results are pretty shocking:

1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.
2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.
3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him;
he's a good man and they would have married him anyway