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- Dec 16, 2004
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lauriejim's Dirty Jokes
(1)The Pool
A rooster and a cat…
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said a wet pussy always makes a cock happy…
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(2(Three Kids
Haven't we all experienced this?
Three boys always come home from school the same way. One day as they pass the fence near their house, they look through a hole in the fence. They see a naked woman standing in the yard, two of the boys stare at her while the third one runs away.
The next day they look through the hole and see the same lady, still naked. The two boys still look at her, while the third one runs away again.
The next day as the three boys look through the hole, and the third one gets ready to run away, the two other ones ask the third one, "Why do you keep running away?" The little boy says, "My mommy told me if I see a naked lady I'll turn to stone. And everytime I see her, a part of me gets harder."
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(3)Dumb Blonde
Hello...
Question: Why can’t a blonde girl count up to 70?
Answer: Because 69's a bit of a mouthful.
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(4)Blonde Crack
Question: Whets the difference between a blonde girl and a crack dealer?
Answer: The blonde girl can wash her crack and use it again.
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(5)Drive your wife wild
Three guys are sitting in a bar having a few drinks together.
One guy says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?"
"Well," says the second guy, "After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and sprinkle them all over her body. Then I blow them off with a soft breath that drives her wild."
Next guy says, "After making love, I get some baby oil and massage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!"
Last guy says, "When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of bed and wipe my cock on the curtain. Drives her nuts!"
(1)The Pool
A rooster and a cat…
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said a wet pussy always makes a cock happy…
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(2(Three Kids
Haven't we all experienced this?
Three boys always come home from school the same way. One day as they pass the fence near their house, they look through a hole in the fence. They see a naked woman standing in the yard, two of the boys stare at her while the third one runs away.
The next day they look through the hole and see the same lady, still naked. The two boys still look at her, while the third one runs away again.
The next day as the three boys look through the hole, and the third one gets ready to run away, the two other ones ask the third one, "Why do you keep running away?" The little boy says, "My mommy told me if I see a naked lady I'll turn to stone. And everytime I see her, a part of me gets harder."
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(3)Dumb Blonde
Hello...
Question: Why can’t a blonde girl count up to 70?
Answer: Because 69's a bit of a mouthful.
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(4)Blonde Crack
Question: Whets the difference between a blonde girl and a crack dealer?
Answer: The blonde girl can wash her crack and use it again.
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(5)Drive your wife wild
Three guys are sitting in a bar having a few drinks together.
One guy says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?"
"Well," says the second guy, "After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and sprinkle them all over her body. Then I blow them off with a soft breath that drives her wild."
Next guy says, "After making love, I get some baby oil and massage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!"
Last guy says, "When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of bed and wipe my cock on the curtain. Drives her nuts!"
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