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- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.Who's There?..BooBoo Who?
Well you don't have to cry about it.
Knock-knock..Who's there?..CherCher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
Knock, knock.Who's There?..PolicePolice Who?
Police let us in, it's cold out here!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and get ready.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tonto.
Tonto who?
Tonto go, so harry up and get ready.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Emanuel.
Emanuel who?
Emanuel late, it's Tonto go, so harry up and get ready.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Evita.
Evita who?
Evita been ready we wouldn't be late.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dee Wilson.
Dee Wilson who?
Dee Wilson the bus go round and round.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Take meow to the ballgame.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Surgeon.
Surgeon who?
Surgeon you shall find.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know, I gotta ask.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Don't you mean Idaho?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe, who?
Canoe come over and play?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Yodel-lay-he.
Yodel-lay-he-who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here I come.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf me alone.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears looking at you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eskimo !
Eskimo who ?
Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
D-1 !
D-1 who ?
D-1 who knocked
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dad !
Dad who ?
Dad fuel to the fire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Deduct !
Deduct who ?
Donald Deduct
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water way to answer the door !
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hum the Donkey.
Hum the Donkey who?
Hum the Donkey sat on a wall, Hum the Donkey had a great fall.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
William.
William who?
William be my Valentine?
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
MP
MP who?
My glass is MP. Can you get me some water?
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Please open the door.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell so i'll knock.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
I see your underwear
Knock knock
Who's there?
Closure
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you're eating!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep! beep!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dime
Dime who?
Dime to tell another knock-knock joke
Knock knock
Who's there?
Icon
Icon who?
Icon tell you another knock knock joke. Do you want me to?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet evening you may meet a stranger.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a punch in the nose?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hyman.
Hyman who?
Hyman love with you, you, you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Morris DeLessus.
Morris DeLessus who?
Morris said, DeLessus done.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say lemon?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank goodness it's not lemon or orange.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arch.
Arch who?
Gesundheit.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arch.
Arch who?
Arch you glad I didn't say gesundheit?
Knock Knock
Who's there
Disk !
Disk who ?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dismay !
Dismay who ?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anybody want to play with me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone live here anymore !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Drew !
Drew who ?
Drew you remember the time? !
Knock knock
Who's there?
Despair
Despair who?
Despair tire is flat
Knock knock
Who's there?
I used
I used who?
I used to be able to reach the doorbell, but now I can't!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Vitamin
Vitamin who?
Vitam in for a party!
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door !
Knock knock
Who's there?
Tom
Tom who?
Tom-AY-to or tom-AH-to?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda door opens, I'll stop da knocking
Knock knock
Who's there?
Keith
Keith who?
Keith me, thweet printh, but look out for my looth tooth
Knock knock
Who's there?
Toby
Toby who?
Toby or not to be-that is the question.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Will
Will who?
Will you open the door already?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Barry
Barry who?
Barry nice to see you!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Jos
Jos who?
Jos can you see by the dawn's early light?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to teach the world to sing!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete-za delivery!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry scary monster here to freak you out!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, I'm coming in through the window!
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dragon !
Dragon who ?
Dragon your feet again !
Knock knock
Who's there?
Rob
Rob who?
Robbers are chasing me,
open the door!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary me and I'll love you forever!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie me home, my feet are tired!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dee
Dee who?
Dee-licious cookies for sale!
Knock, knock.Who's There?..AsheAshe who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock..Who's there?..NobelNobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!
Knock, knock..Who's there?..LeafLeaf who?
Leaf me alone
Knock, knock.Who's There?..WhoWho Who?
Is there an owl in there?
Knock, knock.Who's There?..AnitaAnita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil.
Knock, knock.Who's There?..figsFigs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Knock-knock..Who's there?..AliceAlice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
Knock, knock.Who's There?..AnnieAnnie Who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
Knock-knock..Who's there?..YukonYukon who?
Yukon say that again!
Knock, knock.Who's There?..TheodoreTheodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won't open!
Knock, knock.Who's There?..AmosAmos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock-knock..Who's there?..AmarilloAmarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.
Knock, knock Who's there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jess
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow
knock knock.
who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry, I didn`t know you had a cold.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito
Knock knock
Who's there?
Anudder
Anudder who?
Anudder mosquito.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
U tal-king to me?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Goat
Goat Who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Knock, knock.Who's There?..lettucelettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out!
Knock-knock..Who's there?..AaronAaron who?
Why Aaron you opening the door?
Knock, knock.Who's There?..TankTank Who?
You're welcome!
Knock, knock..Who's there?..HawaiiHawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?
Knock, knock..Who's there?..OrangeOrange who?
Orange you even going to open the door!
Knock-knock..Who's there?..Gray ZGray Z who?
Gray Z. mixed up kid.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Yahoo!
Yahoo who?
Yahoo Mountain Dew!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Car'l get you there faster than a bike.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss who?
Tiss who is good for blowing your nose.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Figs !
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-2 !
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-4 !
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bless !
Bless who ?
I didn't sneeze !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blue !
Blue who ?
Blue your nose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut !
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
Cash me if you can !
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth!
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Why are you asking?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ketchchup
Ketchchup who?
Kethchup to me and I will tell you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I knew you were nuts !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cows !
Cows who ?
Cows go 'moo' not who!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Leaf !
Leaf who ?
Leaf me alone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lion !
Lion who ?
Lion on your doorstep, open up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia little kid !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apollo !
Apollo who ?
Apollogize !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apple !
Apple who ?
Apple your hair if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes the police !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes getting boring !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend, open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a very bad joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disk !
Disk who ?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dismay !
Dismay who ?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anybody want to play with me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone live here anymore !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Aunt !
Aunt who ?
Aunt you glad Granny's gone ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Punch !
Punch who ?
Not me - I just got here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
One !
One who ?
One-der why you keep asking that ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
One !
One who ?
One-derful day, isn't it ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oily !
Oily who ?
The Oily bird catches the worm !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Opera !
Opera who ?
Opera-tunity, and you thought opportunity only knocked once !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange !
Orange who ?
Orange you even going to open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange juice !
Orange juice who ?
Orange juice sorry you asked ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange juice !
Orange juice who ?
Orange juice going to talk to me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Owl !
Owl who ?
Owl I can say is "Knock, knock" !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
I-8 !
I-8 who ?
I-8 lunch already. Is dinner ready ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream and scream and scream until I'm sick !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream soda !
Ice cream soda who ?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Island !
Island who ?
Island on your roof with my parachute
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
K-2 !
K-2 who ?
K-2 come in !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kanga !
Kanga who ?
No, Kangaroo !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ketchup !
Ketchup who ?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ketchup !
Ketchup who ?
Ketchup the tree again !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Quacker !
Quacker who ?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Value !
Value who ?
Value be my Valentine ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Violet !
Violet who ?
Violet the cat out of the bag !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Voodoo !
Voodoo who ?
Voodoo you think you are !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waddle !
Waddle who ?
Waddle you give me if I go away !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter I get my hands on you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Walnuts !
Walnuts who ?
Walnuts around here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water be ashamed of yourself for living in a dump like this !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water skier !
Water skier who ?
Water skier'd of, I'm harmless !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Who!
Who who ?
You sound like an owl !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wicked !
Wicked who ?
Wicked go for long walks together !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wicked !
Wicked who ?
Wicked make beautiful music together !
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Latin!
Latin who?
Latin me in would be a nice idea!
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese! Just open the door and let me in!
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur more cookies in the jar?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dragon !
Dragon who ?
Dragon your feet again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Drew !
Drew who ?
Drew you remember the time? !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duck !
Duck who ?
Just duck ! They're throwing things at us !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disguise !
Disguise who ?
Disguise the limit !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a great knock-knock joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dummy !
Dummy who ?
Dummy a favour and go away!!
Knock Knock
Who's there
Apollo !
Apollo who ?
Apollogize !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Apple !
Apple who ?
Apple your hair if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears looking at you !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Egg!
Egg who ?
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Eskimo !
Eskimo who ?
Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on !
Knock Knock
Who's there
D-1 !
D-1 who ?
D-1 who knocked
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dad !
Dad who ?
Dad fuel to the fire !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Deduct !
Deduct who ?
Donald Deduct
Knock Knock
Who's there
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes the police !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes getting boring !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend, open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a very bad joke !
Knock, knock.Who's There?..BooBoo Who?
Well you don't have to cry about it.
Knock-knock..Who's there?..CherCher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
Knock, knock.Who's There?..PolicePolice Who?
Police let us in, it's cold out here!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and get ready.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tonto.
Tonto who?
Tonto go, so harry up and get ready.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Emanuel.
Emanuel who?
Emanuel late, it's Tonto go, so harry up and get ready.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Evita.
Evita who?
Evita been ready we wouldn't be late.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dee Wilson.
Dee Wilson who?
Dee Wilson the bus go round and round.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Take meow to the ballgame.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Surgeon.
Surgeon who?
Surgeon you shall find.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know, I gotta ask.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Don't you mean Idaho?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe, who?
Canoe come over and play?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Yodel-lay-he.
Yodel-lay-he-who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here I come.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf me alone.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears looking at you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eskimo !
Eskimo who ?
Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
D-1 !
D-1 who ?
D-1 who knocked
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dad !
Dad who ?
Dad fuel to the fire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Deduct !
Deduct who ?
Donald Deduct
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water way to answer the door !
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hum the Donkey.
Hum the Donkey who?
Hum the Donkey sat on a wall, Hum the Donkey had a great fall.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
William.
William who?
William be my Valentine?
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
MP
MP who?
My glass is MP. Can you get me some water?
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Please open the door.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell so i'll knock.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
I see your underwear
Knock knock
Who's there?
Closure
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you're eating!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep! beep!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dime
Dime who?
Dime to tell another knock-knock joke
Knock knock
Who's there?
Icon
Icon who?
Icon tell you another knock knock joke. Do you want me to?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet evening you may meet a stranger.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a punch in the nose?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hyman.
Hyman who?
Hyman love with you, you, you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Morris DeLessus.
Morris DeLessus who?
Morris said, DeLessus done.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say lemon?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank goodness it's not lemon or orange.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arch.
Arch who?
Gesundheit.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arch.
Arch who?
Arch you glad I didn't say gesundheit?
Knock Knock
Who's there
Disk !
Disk who ?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dismay !
Dismay who ?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anybody want to play with me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone live here anymore !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Drew !
Drew who ?
Drew you remember the time? !
Knock knock
Who's there?
Despair
Despair who?
Despair tire is flat
Knock knock
Who's there?
I used
I used who?
I used to be able to reach the doorbell, but now I can't!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Vitamin
Vitamin who?
Vitam in for a party!
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door !
Knock knock
Who's there?
Tom
Tom who?
Tom-AY-to or tom-AH-to?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda door opens, I'll stop da knocking
Knock knock
Who's there?
Keith
Keith who?
Keith me, thweet printh, but look out for my looth tooth
Knock knock
Who's there?
Toby
Toby who?
Toby or not to be-that is the question.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Will
Will who?
Will you open the door already?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Barry
Barry who?
Barry nice to see you!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Jos
Jos who?
Jos can you see by the dawn's early light?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to teach the world to sing!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete-za delivery!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry scary monster here to freak you out!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, I'm coming in through the window!
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dragon !
Dragon who ?
Dragon your feet again !
Knock knock
Who's there?
Rob
Rob who?
Robbers are chasing me,
open the door!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary me and I'll love you forever!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie me home, my feet are tired!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dee
Dee who?
Dee-licious cookies for sale!
Knock, knock.Who's There?..AsheAshe who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock..Who's there?..NobelNobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!
Knock, knock..Who's there?..LeafLeaf who?
Leaf me alone
Knock, knock.Who's There?..WhoWho Who?
Is there an owl in there?
Knock, knock.Who's There?..AnitaAnita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil.
Knock, knock.Who's There?..figsFigs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Knock-knock..Who's there?..AliceAlice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
Knock, knock.Who's There?..AnnieAnnie Who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
Knock-knock..Who's there?..YukonYukon who?
Yukon say that again!
Knock, knock.Who's There?..TheodoreTheodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won't open!
Knock, knock.Who's There?..AmosAmos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock-knock..Who's there?..AmarilloAmarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.
Knock, knock Who's there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jess
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow
knock knock.
who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry, I didn`t know you had a cold.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito
Knock knock
Who's there?
Anudder
Anudder who?
Anudder mosquito.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
U tal-king to me?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Goat
Goat Who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Knock, knock.Who's There?..lettucelettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out!
Knock-knock..Who's there?..AaronAaron who?
Why Aaron you opening the door?
Knock, knock.Who's There?..TankTank Who?
You're welcome!
Knock, knock..Who's there?..HawaiiHawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?
Knock, knock..Who's there?..OrangeOrange who?
Orange you even going to open the door!
Knock-knock..Who's there?..Gray ZGray Z who?
Gray Z. mixed up kid.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Yahoo!
Yahoo who?
Yahoo Mountain Dew!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Car'l get you there faster than a bike.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss who?
Tiss who is good for blowing your nose.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Figs !
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-2 !
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-4 !
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bless !
Bless who ?
I didn't sneeze !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blue !
Blue who ?
Blue your nose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut !
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
Cash me if you can !
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth!
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Why are you asking?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ketchchup
Ketchchup who?
Kethchup to me and I will tell you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I knew you were nuts !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cows !
Cows who ?
Cows go 'moo' not who!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Leaf !
Leaf who ?
Leaf me alone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lion !
Lion who ?
Lion on your doorstep, open up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia little kid !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apollo !
Apollo who ?
Apollogize !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apple !
Apple who ?
Apple your hair if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes the police !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes getting boring !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend, open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a very bad joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disk !
Disk who ?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dismay !
Dismay who ?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anybody want to play with me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone live here anymore !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Aunt !
Aunt who ?
Aunt you glad Granny's gone ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Punch !
Punch who ?
Not me - I just got here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
One !
One who ?
One-der why you keep asking that ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
One !
One who ?
One-derful day, isn't it ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oily !
Oily who ?
The Oily bird catches the worm !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Opera !
Opera who ?
Opera-tunity, and you thought opportunity only knocked once !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange !
Orange who ?
Orange you even going to open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange juice !
Orange juice who ?
Orange juice sorry you asked ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange juice !
Orange juice who ?
Orange juice going to talk to me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Owl !
Owl who ?
Owl I can say is "Knock, knock" !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
I-8 !
I-8 who ?
I-8 lunch already. Is dinner ready ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream and scream and scream until I'm sick !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream soda !
Ice cream soda who ?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Island !
Island who ?
Island on your roof with my parachute
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
K-2 !
K-2 who ?
K-2 come in !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kanga !
Kanga who ?
No, Kangaroo !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ketchup !
Ketchup who ?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ketchup !
Ketchup who ?
Ketchup the tree again !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Quacker !
Quacker who ?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Value !
Value who ?
Value be my Valentine ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Violet !
Violet who ?
Violet the cat out of the bag !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Voodoo !
Voodoo who ?
Voodoo you think you are !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waddle !
Waddle who ?
Waddle you give me if I go away !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter I get my hands on you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Walnuts !
Walnuts who ?
Walnuts around here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water be ashamed of yourself for living in a dump like this !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water skier !
Water skier who ?
Water skier'd of, I'm harmless !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Who!
Who who ?
You sound like an owl !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wicked !
Wicked who ?
Wicked go for long walks together !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wicked !
Wicked who ?
Wicked make beautiful music together !
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Latin!
Latin who?
Latin me in would be a nice idea!
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese! Just open the door and let me in!
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur more cookies in the jar?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dragon !
Dragon who ?
Dragon your feet again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Drew !
Drew who ?
Drew you remember the time? !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Duck !
Duck who ?
Just duck ! They're throwing things at us !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disguise !
Disguise who ?
Disguise the limit !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a great knock-knock joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dummy !
Dummy who ?
Dummy a favour and go away!!
Knock Knock
Who's there
Apollo !
Apollo who ?
Apollogize !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Apple !
Apple who ?
Apple your hair if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears looking at you !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Egg!
Egg who ?
Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Eskimo !
Eskimo who ?
Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on !
Knock Knock
Who's there
D-1 !
D-1 who ?
D-1 who knocked
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dad !
Dad who ?
Dad fuel to the fire !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Deduct !
Deduct who ?
Donald Deduct
Knock Knock
Who's there
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes the police !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes getting boring !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend, open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a very bad joke !
