If you need a laugh, this should work

[TDTAT]

made me laugh.. I hope it works for one of you!!

 

[winbig]

Poor kid

Here's another one for a great laugh

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[TDTAT]

Poor kid

Here's another one for a great laugh

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THANKS!! That one made me laugh too!!

Sorry for my ignorance.. but have I broken
protocol again by posting the actual video as opposed
to the link as you posted? I tend to leap and then look.. oops

 

[RobWin]

Funny...Good Stuff !!!

I never realized chickens could run that fast...

 

[TDTAT]

This one is crude with bad language, but I think it is funny


A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone.

He approached her and asked her name. "My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's beautiful," he said. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied, "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men.
What's your name?" she asked. "Beerfuck," he replied.

 

[TDTAT]

For BEER LOVERS

I just thought everyone should know this:

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.



There is no need to thank me for passing on this valuable information.

 

[bryand]

Youtube....extreme (for really sick grown ups)

Maybe the funniest youtube clip ever BUT BE WARNED it contains graphic language including the F word. Play at your own risk!!

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[TDTAT]

Maybe the funniest youtube clip ever BUT BE WARNED it contains graphic language including the F word. Play at your own risk!!

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That is sooooo wrong, Thank you

 

[RobWin]

Maybe the funniest youtube clip ever BUT BE WARNED it contains graphic language including the F word. Play at your own risk!!

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Thanks for the link Bryan, that's some of the funniest shit I have ever seen...

 

[winbig]

Man, I really really really wish that Youtube wouldn't have pulled the "FU Neteller!" Video.

That was frickin HILARIOUS!


CHEERS!


and omfg at the monkey video

 

[TDTAT]

This made me laugh so hard I had to put in in the joke section....

I feel bad for her/him so could not respond in the original thread

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[RobWin]

This made me laugh so hard I had to put in in the joke section....

I feel bad for her/him so could not respond in the original thread

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The link takes you to a reply thread ?

 

[RobWin]

Man, I really really really wish that Youtube wouldn't have pulled the "FU Neteller!" Video.

That was frickin HILARIOUS!


CHEERS!


and omfg at the monkey video

Oh yea I remember that one, funny shit...CHEERS MF !!

 

[TDTAT]

The link takes you to a reply thread ?

ooppppss.. sorry about that.. it is the "ARE JACKPOT FACTORY on the stuff??" thread..
the "HELLLLOOOO IAM AN AMERICAN, FROm.."
just made me roll on the floor.. in retrospect it is not that funny
guess my "stuff" was too good late last night LOLLLLLLLLL


Meanwhile this one is a little funny:

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."

"Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.

The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

 

[TDTAT]

This is kind of funny

At a motivational seminar 3 men are asked to come up to the stage.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was the great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say...... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"

 

[TDTAT]

This is for all you Moms out there or anyone who has a mom

Why God made moms.

Answers, given by elementary school age children, to the following questions.

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats alot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who
you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.

2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

 

[TDTAT]

If anyone is following the saga of the LuckyAce thread,
you may find this statement as funny and insane as I found it..
by funny I mean the silliest thing I have ever heard in my life

Then those that feel like it could push to have their accountd reopened.