Bonus Giggle...
I seldom bother with bonuses anymore.
How's this for a bit of nonsense
Dear Colin,
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Strange how this gambling bug gets you hey.
Easy money?
I can earn $60 - $70 hour as a Piano Tuner!
(Sorry, not enough biz out there to make a living mate)
And I've frittered away plenty of my hard earned dollars.
Enough to realise it makes not much sense.
So yes, I often quit.
Delete the software...
But can't help myself. I keep goin back again!
I smoke too.
An expert at giving that up let me tell you!
So anyway, I class online gambling as "entertainment".
When I lose that is...
Pure "business" when I win!
Hate losing though.
And I experience all sorts of anguish at the thought of wasting hours and giving any of my precious cash to some monster out there in Cyberspace.
But the dream of WINNING forces me to keep going back for more...
Usually deposit 50 and bet minimum coins in 100 spin autoplay mode at turbo speed.
If no free spins I'll go again, stop around 60th, then triple the bets for another 100 spins.
$200 yet?
Cash in!
Lose? Ah well; It's only money....
Another 6 or 7 hours wasted!!!
Not a system; Just the way I seem to be able to play lotsa different places without needing funds anymore.
Somehow my Neteller account balance remains unchanged last 6 months
since I managed a 4th place tournament win of $2000.
Beauty!
Only took 5 years to get my nose in front and hey, 6 months later still intact.
Bonuses? The CasinoRewards issue was a wake up call.
Pricks!
I see others are learning... (Search the forum)
Anyhow, just wanted to remind you that taking bonuses limits your ability to determine when you'll walk away with a profit.
Easy mistake one makes is betting big when well ahead but still way short of the WR.
Next thing you know your balance is back to where you started many hours ago and then they hoist that repulsive lil flag:
"Hey sucker - you have insufficient funds.
Wanna put some more in our wallet? "
Happy New Year fellow addicts ...
ps
Free plug: (I like their slots)
ClubWorld often sends me genuine playable freebies - even though I'm ahead at most of their venues.
My suggestion?
Try em all out using the strategy outlined above.
Don't be too greedy!