Happy Birthday Kroffe.

There was a nice bear called Kroffe?
His favourite pie is Banoffee?
But now I am stuck:(
Oh fuckity fuck:mad:
I'm away to make me some coffee☕
Hope you had a great day mate. :cheers:
 
There was a nice bear called Kroffe?
His favourite pie is Banoffee?
But now I am stuck:(
Oh fuckity fuck:mad:
I'm away to make me some coffee☕
Hope you had a great day mate. :cheers:
"Oh fuckity fuck" :laugh:

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A philosoper and poet down on his luck
Jumbled his rhyme and got awkwardly stuck
Then all of a sudden a great idea struck
'I will make my escape with a fuckity fuck'

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To avoid further confusion, it is not my birthday and there is no cake.
All blame should be directed at @dunover for digging up this thread to post the bear video.
I was just thinking, your birthdays come round bloody quick.

I was wondering if we were projecting bear years on to our standard year :p
 
It's only 9am and woke up to see 43 replies so didn't even wanna open the thread and give you even more attention. Glad I did now though. HA HA it's not your birthday. Bet you thought with so many replies so fast you were really popular. HA HA HA HA. Pwned.
 
To avoid further confusion, it is not my birthday and there is no cake.
All blame should be directed at @dunover for digging up this thread to post the bear video.
Yes, my fault - I could think of no better thread to place a true-life account of a stoned and tripping bear.

It's the heat I blame. (Scotland excepted) It's very hot, everything is brown and dead and any activity whether physical or mental is arduous and makes one dizzy. As well as looking forward to stupid energy prices we now have failing crops and less food to expect, cannot wash cars or water gardens or fill pools. Is life worth living for a middle-aged bloke without his hosepipe?
 
When only a rainbow unicorn kitty will do.

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May - All of your birthday wishes come true.
(see what I did there?)
 

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