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Happy Birthday Joke
Love ya Weesie
Happy Birthday
Love ya Weesie
Happy Birthday
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Happy Birthday Joke
- Thread starter BingoT
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Yes, I did guess "Happy Birthday"........ But I will get back to you on the whole "happy buttocks" thing...... when David gets home I'll have him check them out...... let me know if they are happy or not!
Cute ,
thanks,
weesie
Cute ,
thanks,
weesie
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Happy birthday Weesie to you and your buttocks, hairy or not!
Have a great night with your husband....(Inspector of the Hairy Buttocks Division.( IHBD for short).)
Have a great night with your husband....(Inspector of the Hairy Buttocks Division.( IHBD for short).)
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Oh my! I just realized it said 'hairy buttocks" LMAO!
Well, no, don't have those!
Well, no, don't have those!
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I bet Rosie O'donnell has one 
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There was a worse one that I thought of on this but I'll go with HAPPY BUTTFEEL to stay safe, try to avoid the letters k,c,f and u where possible on forums.
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Some Birthday jokes for the day.
Ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there".
So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there.
So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.
"How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blonde.
So the man cooly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."
Birthday suit
A wife was begining to worry about her and her husbands non-existant sex life. So one afternoon the woman decided to ask her friend for some advice on how to put the spark back into her marriage.
Her friend gave her some advice that always worked with her own husband. She told the woman that every day before her husband was due back home from work, she puts on her birthday suit and waits at the top of the stairs for him to arrive. when he does, he sees her and cannot resist her and they have wild passionate sex.
The woman ran home and immediately, put on her birthday suit and waited at the top of the stairs for her husband. Within time her husband arrived through the door, looked at her and said "what on earth are you doing?"
The wife replied "it's my birthday suit, don't you like it?"
The husband responded "you could have ironed it first"
A Wife’s Special Birthday Present
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Tom! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Tom. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Tom if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Tom, and says "Hi Tom. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Tom's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Tom follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real b*tch tonight, Tom."
Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there".
So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there.
So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.
"How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blonde.
So the man cooly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."
Birthday suit
A wife was begining to worry about her and her husbands non-existant sex life. So one afternoon the woman decided to ask her friend for some advice on how to put the spark back into her marriage.
Her friend gave her some advice that always worked with her own husband. She told the woman that every day before her husband was due back home from work, she puts on her birthday suit and waits at the top of the stairs for him to arrive. when he does, he sees her and cannot resist her and they have wild passionate sex.
The woman ran home and immediately, put on her birthday suit and waited at the top of the stairs for her husband. Within time her husband arrived through the door, looked at her and said "what on earth are you doing?"
The wife replied "it's my birthday suit, don't you like it?"
The husband responded "you could have ironed it first"
A Wife’s Special Birthday Present
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Tom! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Tom. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Tom if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Tom, and says "Hi Tom. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Tom's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Tom follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real b*tch tonight, Tom."
Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
