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And I hope you don't feel too badly about what those old busy bodies said to you. 
Who the hell are they to look down their noses at you? They are just jealous! It has probably been years since any one of them had the flexibility to leap up onto a bar and shake a tail feather like you did. And as for that bartender, he was just being an asshole because although I agree with him that "the girls" may no longer be pointing north there was certainly no call for him to be so rude. "Turned him off women" indeed! He was probably already playing for the other team. Ok then, I will let you go. I have to run to the Dry Cleaner but I don't want you to worry about it for a sec. I called ahead and they told me they have plenty of experience getting vomit out of suede. Next year I will be sure to sit up-wind of you. 
