Gummy bears are yummy and good for the soul
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slotmaster
Paleo Meister (means really, really old)
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Another ? ?.
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Trying to find the sarcasm.
Trying hard.
Trying hard.
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I needed a chuckle today. 
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Congrats!
Just belief and trust is all you need
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Sorry Charlie - any further scammy posts like this and it's happy trails. Capiche?
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Sounds great, small problem
Well, small isn't probably the right word, HUGE problem actually.
I like the sound of the new wealth and would love to become a beneficiary of this pot of gold,,,,,
Trouble is, I replied and reacted to a similar email about 3 years ago now, someone in the middle of nowhere sent me these 'health pills' they really did sound too good to be true
"What's your problem with this opportunity" I hear you ask?
Well, I now have a 4 foot penis and would not be able to leave the house to enjoy my newly discovered wealth!
Well, small isn't probably the right word, HUGE problem actually.
I like the sound of the new wealth and would love to become a beneficiary of this pot of gold,,,,,
Trouble is, I replied and reacted to a similar email about 3 years ago now, someone in the middle of nowhere sent me these 'health pills' they really did sound too good to be true
"What's your problem with this opportunity" I hear you ask?
Well, I now have a 4 foot penis and would not be able to leave the house to enjoy my newly discovered wealth!
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Too early in the morning for me, I don't get it 
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Too early in the morning for me, I don't get it
OP and thread title have since been moderated Mina
So all the regular members attempts at sarcasm and humour now make us all look stooopiiid
WTG mods
slotmaster
Paleo Meister (means really, really old)
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You need to be awake earlier and be on here more often for entertainment!
Will you accept $10.7 million dollars paid off daily in $4000 increments for some of your 'health pills'?
To be honest I just blew the first $4000 buying bonus rounds on NoLimitCity slots and don't think I'm a responsible enough adult to have more then $250 in my bank account.
However a large penis would keep me entertained nonstop without having any guilt attached
Send enough pills that will double my current 3 inch endowment please
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Ok still behind the times here lolOP and thread title have since been moderated Mina
So all the regular members attempts at sarcasm and humour now make us all look stooopiiid
WTG mods
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They don't call you Micro-Mack for nothingNow you are just showing off
geordiecolin
Sporney eyed parrot faced wazzock
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The thread title should have been changed to "I have recently been using a penis pump and viagra with spectacular effect"
Penis pump pffft I just go to my local car wash and use the industrial strength vacuum cleaner, much cheaper and I've gained nearly 30% in length sadly girth is now down 30%
Can't afford Viagra due to crippling gambling addiction plus I'm unable to attract a sexual partner and there's no way my arms could sustain any more then a typical 90 second vigorous workout unfortunately
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Hit me up when you get that big penis
Can do dick pic now if desperateHit me up when you get that big penis
EDIT : Sorry zoom on my camera not working
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