A man from out of town gets into a cab and asks the cabbie where he could find some kinky action. At first the cabbie was leary for fear of getting busted but finally gave in after the man gave him a $50 tip
The cabbie says "ok, mister, see that building? walk up the steps, go to the right and the top and knock on the 2nd door" Tell them you were recommended by Tony and you "need some help"
The guy goes up the steps but goes LEFT, not right and knocks on the 2nd door. It happens to be a podiatrists office instead of the brothel
He knocks on the door and a nurse answers. He's thinking, Wow, this is great, she's dressed as a naughty nurse, Im gonna have fun!!
Guy: Hey, Tony sent me and said you could help me!!
Nurse: Okay, lets see what you got
Guy: pulls down his pants and whips out his penis
Nurse: (yelling) "OMG Sir what's this? Thats not a foot"
Guy: What, your gonna argue with 10 inches????
The cabbie says "ok, mister, see that building? walk up the steps, go to the right and the top and knock on the 2nd door" Tell them you were recommended by Tony and you "need some help"
The guy goes up the steps but goes LEFT, not right and knocks on the 2nd door. It happens to be a podiatrists office instead of the brothel
He knocks on the door and a nurse answers. He's thinking, Wow, this is great, she's dressed as a naughty nurse, Im gonna have fun!!
Guy: Hey, Tony sent me and said you could help me!!
Nurse: Okay, lets see what you got
Guy: pulls down his pants and whips out his penis
Nurse: (yelling) "OMG Sir what's this? Thats not a foot"
Guy: What, your gonna argue with 10 inches????
lol tom, good show
