Golf Balls & Taxes

[weesie]

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Golf Balls
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A man entered the bus with both of his front pants pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls".

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked. "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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Taxes
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Everybody should pay their taxes with a smile, said Bob. “I tried it but they wanted cash.”

 

[weesie]

Oops, missed one:

That's almost like the guy whose blonde girlfriend was watching the news. The report was about 6 Brazilian skydivers dying in an accident.

She burst into uncontrollable sobbing. He asked her, "Why are you crying so hard? I know it's a sad story, but you didn't even know those people."

"I'm sorry," she replied, " But it's just so sad."

"Calm down," he consoled her, " These things happen all over the world everyday. We can't get so upset about each tragic event."

"Yes, I gues you're right," she replied. Then, after a short pause, she asked, "How many is a brazilian?"