Garfield on the Oil Crisis..

[SierraDawn]

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in :
ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida

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Coastal Louisiana
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas

~~~ Our dipsticks are located in Washington, DC

Any Questions? NO?...Didn't think So.

 

[NewOrleans]

yo

backing you up 100% and it is about time people gather and do so too,BRING THE DAMN CIVIL WAR WRATH ONCE AGAIN! If every single American gathered with a shishkabob stick we would still have anough firepower to overwhelm them.

"If you are the big tree,then we are the small axes cutting you down,chopping you down" Bob Marley

 

[SierraDawn]

backing you up 100% and it is about time people gather and do so too,BRING THE DAMN CIVIL WAR WRATH ONCE AGAIN! If every single American gathered with a shishkabob stick we would still have anough firepower to overwhelm them.

"If you are the big tree,then we are the small axes cutting you down,chopping you down" Bob Marley

AMEN to you!
We need BIGGER sticks for the DipSticks!