- Joined
- Jan 21, 2009
- Location
- somewhere else
Curtis and Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily Newspaper in Starkville, MS and bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day...
The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry fellas, I have some bad news,
the mule died last night".
Curtis and Leroy replied, "Well then just give us our money back".
The farmer said "Can't do that. I went and spent it already".
They said "Ok then just bring us the dead mule".
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off".
Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead".
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis and Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do".
Leroy said "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998".
The farmer said "My lord didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well the feller who won got upset so we gave him his two dollars back".
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Bailout Program.
Limit all US politicians to two terms.
One in office,
One in prison.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day...
The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry fellas, I have some bad news,
the mule died last night".
Curtis and Leroy replied, "Well then just give us our money back".
The farmer said "Can't do that. I went and spent it already".
They said "Ok then just bring us the dead mule".
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off".
Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead".
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis and Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do".
Leroy said "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998".
The farmer said "My lord didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well the feller who won got upset so we gave him his two dollars back".
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Bailout Program.
Limit all US politicians to two terms.
One in office,
One in prison.
