First Cruise for Helga

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First Cruise for Helga

HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses,
swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.
Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this
"all-girls" trip.
It will be my first one, - and I can't wait!
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the
Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off
the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt
honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have
dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with
caviar
and champagne.
He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.
Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at
piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me
several large drinks.
Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit
his cabin for
the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his
way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 2600 lives.
Twice.