Eurovision Song Contest

[mcgameboy]

For a country which has produced half the world's biggest selling albums, artists and music, we feel the need to put an entry into this embarrassing shite? It's like asking Real Madrid to play in a pub football league. It's about as much fun as 3 hours of acupuncture on your testicles.

The only way it could ever get worse was if that gormless drivelling pair of c*^*s A*t And D*c ended up presenting it for the UK, the sum of all fears.

Given A*t's current medical woes, I think he's more likely to present the Eurovision Bong Contest.

BTW, I'd take acupuncture on my testicles before taking Veet For Men on my testicles

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[SmartCasinoGuide]

Hello guys, talking about eurovision and gambling any of you are placing bet on eurovision? If yes what is your choice, or its just betting for your country?

 

[nikantw]

Deadpool has a good point

 

[goatwack]

Given A*t's current medical woes, I think he's more likely to present the Eurovision Bong Contest.

BTW, I'd take acupuncture on my testicles before taking Veet For Men on my testicles

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That review omg

MBE- worthy

"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge......"

"....Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel"

".......I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse"

" ......the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end"

".....The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before"


Wow What a find McG

 

[goatwack]

Cor blimey it's all a bit sombre isn't it, like a funeral march of sorts.

These Portugese and their customs eh

Also good to see Germany's representative looking like Sideshow Bob

Worth pointing out that the flag- holding women are doing a terrific job

 

[Alsetly]

i find this singing competition so funny across the pond, it's not even only Europe in the competition and the entries are laughable, why's there no rap or country music

 

[goatwack]

i find this singing competition so funny across the pond, it's not even only Europe in the competition and the entries are laughable, why's there no rap or country music

It stopped being about singing, music, musicianship and all things music -related.

Years ago

 

[paul7388]

i find this singing competition so funny across the pond, it's not even only Europe in the competition and the entries are laughable, why's there no rap or country music

Well to be fair there is Country music in the sense that its different countries.

And all the music is crap. Oh sorry misread rap lol.

 

[goatwack]

Good to see how gender politics hasn't infiltrated this camp tradition of celebration.

The four women co-hosts are testament to that

 

[nikantw]

i find this singing competition so funny across the pond, it's not even only Europe in the competition and the entries are laughable, why's there no rap or country music

There is actually, in the final right now.
Netherlands --> country
Czech Republic & Slovenia --> rap

 

[goatwack]

Who doesn't love a bit of Russian rap

 

[steveh35]

Good to see how gender politics hasn't infiltrated this camp tradition of celebration.

The four women co-hosts are testament to that

To be fair they had three blokes either last year or year before.

 

[steveh35]

It's Shawn Mendes for Spain

 

[goatwack]

To be fair they had three blokes either last year or year before.

You mean the two in 2016?

four= overkill statement

 

[steveh35]

You mean the two in 2016?

four= overkill statement

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[steveh35]

So tonight's themes bring your husband to work night as Graham said and stopping mid song to speak to audience.

 

[nikantw]

...and there was rap in San Marino, but...



...I fear that we sealed our fate as humans when we didn't vote for the robots

 

[goatwack]

San Marino Robot Rap is the first thing I look for when entering HMV

 

[goatwack]

This Norwegian entry. What a dufus

 

[steveh35]

This Norwegian entry. What a dufus

It's his birthday in a few hours and he won it before so he could get a few votes for being a previous winner.

 

[steveh35]

Yes... raise your glasses to Sir Terry wherever he is watching this tonight.....

 

[goatwack]

Hold on to your hats- the UK is gonna steal the show

 

[steveh35]

Hold on to your hats- the UK is gonna steal the show

I still want Jake & Joe to win... I still love that song.

 

[goatwack]

lololl stage invader!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[steveh35]

Well done that girl for carrying on there...... she should win for her determination.

 

[goatwack]

They should let her perform it again

 

[steveh35]

She did very well to carry on and I think she doesn't need to redo it.

 

[goatwack]

Don't think I've ever seen that before at the Euros.......of course it would happen to the UK act

But she did carry on well. It would have been disastrous to just stop. Not to mention that nutter could have done a lot worse before security nabbed him

Germany's got a good song for once, quite surprised

 

[steveh35]

The fact he also grabbed the microphone off her before he was removed must be a worry for all contestants.

 

[paul7388]

Well no need to watch it just read the running commentary on here lol. Saves my ears and sanity

 

[goatwack]

Well no need to watch it just read the running commentary on here lol. Saves my ears and sanity

We aim to please

There's a subtitles option on the coverage should you feel the urge

 

[paul7388]

So should i take the evens on Cyprus to win

 

[goatwack]

beepbeepbeepbebeep France & Germany way ahead of the pack (for Paul)

And don't know about Cyprus

-yet

 

[paul7388]

Cyprus was best backed and clear favourite with bookies at moment

 

[goatwack]

Czech Republic

Too late for me to unsee?

 

[steveh35]

There seems to be a lot of miming going on tonight.

 

[paul7388]

Oh f*ck never saw the betting before but UK fourth favourites. Must be thinking they will get the sympathy vote for the stage invasion.

 

[steveh35]

Sky News saying the protestor shouted nazis during the stage invasion.

 

[TradaCasino]

Don't think I've ever seen that before at the Euros.......of course it would happen to the UK act

But she did carry on well. It would have been disastrous to just stop. Not to mention that nutter could have done a lot worse before security nabbed him

Germany's got a good song for once, quite surprised

She did a fantastic job, her performance got even stronger afterwards. What an awful thing to happen!

It might just push the UK closer to the win

 

[goatwack]

Gotta love the Viking Denmark anthem

 

[steveh35]

She did a fantastic job, her performance got even stronger afterwards. What an awful thing to happen!

It might just push the UK closer to the win

Win? There's more chance of a win on a play n go game than UK winning Eurovision

 

[goatwack]

She did a fantastic job, her performance got even stronger afterwards. What an awful thing to happen!

It might just push the UK closer to the win

Yeah my partner picked up on that, she got stronger if anything and looked borderline angry.

Of course it's right people side with her and sympathize, I'd expect them to allow her to see her performance out again fully

 

[goatwack]

The Australia thing is getting tiresome now. Once, fair enough, not every year.

Makes a mockery of a very serious singing contest

 

[steveh35]

The Australia thing is getting tiresome now. Once, fair enough, not every year.

Makes a mockery of a very serious singing contest

They are on the Eurovision board now apparently which is why Canada is annoyed that they can't join.

 

[steveh35]

Some forums are saying the UK will be allowed to perform again at the end.

 

[steveh35]

Suri not performing again she has made the decision

 

[goatwack]

Can't really blame her....probably fears for her safety, not to mention angry as well.

Meanwhile, the stage intruder will get 100 hours' community service for dashing her dreams

 

[goatwack]

Here come the wacky Moldovans

 

[steveh35]

By the way the experts have already voted on the previous performances so only the live vote from the public will be affected by tonight's events unless they have changed the rules.