Eurovision Song Contest

[irish-ranger]

Madonna has put the beef on

 

[steveh35]

Oh no madonna has had an eye accident I hope she hasn't gone blind and recovers.

 

[irish-ranger]

Oh no madonna has had an eye accident I hope she hasn't gone blind and recovers.

To much salt in her younger days lol

 

[steveh35]

I don't seem to remember Justin Timberlake getting this treatment

 

[goatwack]

My internet went down! (gasp)

But I will say I really enjoyed Eleni's performance

Favourite songs tonight were Sweden, Azerbaijan & the Iceland gimp troupe

Oh and Madge looks like a PVC pirate

 

[goatwack]

Hey look it's Netto

 

[steveh35]

Martine McCutcheon back miming badly

 

[goatwack]

That blonde backing dancer

Golly

 

[helenakp]

They changed it to North Macedonia because of the greek region of Macedonia.

and that Greek region called Aegean Macedonia was ours but from the Treaty of Bucharest on 10th August 1913,4 parts of my country were taken from 4 different countries which one of them was Greece.

Honestly dont wanna talk about that as its very painful

 

[PaaskeDenmark]

Beauty and the beast

 

[goatwack]

Madonna to fall over 5-1

 

[goatwack]

Fuck, there's tons of steps

 

[steveh35]

Fuck, there's tons of steps

Steps are on if only they were

Madonna out of tune main headline tomorrow in the gutter rags

 

[steveh35]

Madonna isn't well is she she looks very ill

 

[goatwack]

Well, she's out of tune badly

 

[goatwack]

Seriously, why can't she hold a note

 

[steveh35]

Seriously, why can't she hold a note

No wonder Kylie Minogue keeps avoiding the duet Madonna wants to do.

 

[steveh35]

Oh this is the political bit

 

[helenakp]

Madonna isn't well is she she looks very ill

well she is 60 so no wonder why

 

[steveh35]

well she is 60 so no wonder why

Joanna Lumley is 73 she doesn't look like her

 

[PaaskeDenmark]

thank fk they put auto tune on madonna

 

[goatwack]

She's providing great value for money, for the 30 Mil they paid her (probably)

Oh look, now she's doing autotune Reggae

 

[steveh35]

Justin Timberlake wowed the audience I don't think Madonna is

 

[steveh35]

I think this tweet sums it up

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[goatwack]

She's wowing us, just not in a good way

 

[irish-ranger]

My internet went down! (gasp)

But I will say I really enjoyed Eleni's performance

Favourite songs tonight were Sweden, Azerbaijan & the Iceland gimp troupe

Oh and Madge looks like a PVC pirate

Mine as well BT??

 

[goatwack]

Mine as well BT??

Sky here cap'n

 

[steveh35]

The female presenters miss out on announcing the results the feminists will be up in arms.

 

[PaaskeDenmark]

shame points wont be exciting now one clear winner Netherlands. Oddschecker is never wrong hope Denmark can crawl into top 10 but really doubt but could go close

 

[goatwack]

Now the real fun begins

 

[PaaskeDenmark]

Most 12 points ever in history coming up for same country

 

[steveh35]

Most 12 points ever in history coming up for same country

You do know the votes are split and juries voted last night

 

[steveh35]

United Kingdom nil points

 

[PaaskeDenmark]

You do know the votes are split and juries voted last night

Yes i know mate i might be wrong then seeing the start

 

[PaaskeDenmark]

United Kingdom nil points

Yes Denmark and UK looks to have to fight staying out of bottom lol

 

[goatwack]

San Marino

"Italy 12 points"

 

[steveh35]

come on nil points then big Brexit Party vote on Thursday it's all going so well

 

[PaaskeDenmark]

nice boo.... i mean neckless

 

[PaaskeDenmark]

wow italy and russia running away now but yes public vote in end is the big changer.

 

[steveh35]

Graham Norton called our act Michael Grice earlier instead of Michael Rice which shows even Graham doesn't know who he is

 

[steveh35]

wow italy and russia running away now

Doesn't work like that anymore, anyway we have 2 points from some sympathetic norway jury

 

[Gaz237]

I got £10 0n the Aussies.

 

[steveh35]

I got £10 0n the Aussies.

Just to correct that for you "I HAD £10 on the Aussies"

 

[steveh35]

I'm moving to Austria if thats what men they have over there

 

[PaaskeDenmark]

uk will give italy 12

 

[steveh35]

Its his doppleganger Rylan

 

[goatwack]

Ooh, Israel's tally is a tad cringe

 

[PaaskeDenmark]

uk will give italy 12

wow take that back lmao

 

[steveh35]

UK jury men voting for blonde and big boobs who would have thought

 

[steveh35]

and that Greek region called Aegean Macedonia was ours but from the Treaty of Bucharest on 10th August 1913,4 parts of my country were taken from 4 different countries which one of them was Greece.

Honestly dont wanna talk about that as its very painful

Could next year be in North Macedonia?