Eurovision Song Contest

[steveh35]

Oh christ did the autotune not kick in for him

 

[irish-ranger]

It's actually not bad

 

[goatwack]

It's better than 80% before it

 

[steveh35]

Nice to see he been to the Argos ring section before he left the country

 

[irish-ranger]

Oh christ did the autotune not kick in for him

Of course it didn't the Euros with the woolly faces are at their work

 

[steveh35]

Fat Chav tick
Poor north eastern town tick
Argos rings tick
Tattoos tick

Living my dream I got out of Hartlepool for the day back to the jobby on Monday

 

[goatwack]

Decent looking backing singers/ dancers

Beats the Umpa Lumpas from the others

 

[goatwack]

It deserves to be in the upper half at least, even if it was a tad simplistic

 

[steveh35]

No UK song will ever beat the amazing Joe & Jake I still feel the pain of there score should have won.

 

[irish-ranger]

We are doing well so far we haven't had a MOD in swinging their hammer

 

[steveh35]

We are doing well so far we haven't had a MOD in swinging their hammer

Dunover will be too busy dancing and singing along

 

[irish-ranger]

Oh ffs I have just been transported back to Hannover Circa 1994

 

[goatwack]

Nothing beats Sonia 200 years ago

 

[goatwack]

Keith Flint meets Rammstein S&M orgy

 

[steveh35]

Hahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahah OMG

 

[goatwack]

It's like Teutonic Electronica

 

[irish-ranger]

Fuck we honestly need to get out more

 

[steveh35]

I suspect if Dunover saw that he would be hooked on the contest

 

[steveh35]

Now we are talking hot bloke singing a jolly song with a guitar

 

[irish-ranger]

Now we are talking hot bloke singing a jolly song with a guitar

Ed Sheran Walt

 

[goatwack]

Those words aren't too dissimilar to my partner's

 

[steveh35]

Estonia could do well with this

 

[goatwack]

Did women actually listen to that song?

 

[steveh35]

Anne-Marie clone- rock a bye rock a bye

 

[irish-ranger]

Shocking nouth said

 

[goatwack]

She's got pizzazz

but can't sing for sh*t

 

[paul7388]

She's got pizzazz

but can't sing for sh*t

Just turned over from Godzilla. But Belarus looked okay as well. Why are all the ones i think are not bad 100/1 or more lol.

 

[steveh35]

Just turned over from Godzilla. But Belarus looked okay as well. Why are all the ones i think are not bad 100/1 or more lol.

Because you are from UK and don't have the same ear for music as the rest of Europe,we have a different sound to them.

 

[goatwack]

Why is there Ed-209s on stage

 

[irish-ranger]

Frankie goes to Hollywood clone except he dosnt want to come

 

[goatwack]

Actually don't mind this one haha

 

[irish-ranger]

Actually don't mind this one haha

I'm seriously concerned about your hearing mate lol

 

[goatwack]

How about that Jesus-ey middle 8

 

[goatwack]

I'm seriously concerned about your hearing mate lol

Huh? Speak up!

 

[goatwack]

Ooh look it's ugly Daenerys

 

[irish-ranger]

This one won't certainly be in English bi lingual ffs shouldn't be allowed they done that with 99 red balloons

 

[steveh35]

Huh? Speak up!

Shut up about it shut up

 

[goatwack]

WTF is the honey monster doing there

 

[steveh35]

Phwoarhhh who is that girl I think I might be changing to the other side

 

[irish-ranger]

OMFG wtf lmao

 

[goatwack]

At least it's not pretentious or anything

 

[steveh35]

Don't ever let it be said Eurovision exploits women for their imperfections

 

[goatwack]

This will happen to us if we don't leave Europe

Thankyou, France

 

[irish-ranger]

Beam me up Scotty

 

[goatwack]

A bloke with an hoop earring

Welcome to 1987!

 

[steveh35]

If he had been around 20 years ago he might have made the final line up for FIVE

 

[irish-ranger]

This I TIE looks like he got off a dingy from Syria

 

[goatwack]

Italian rap is world-renowned for a reason

 

[goatwack]

Sonday Sonday (clap clap)

 

[steveh35]

This I TIE looks like he got off a dingy from Syria

He might not be Italian you don't have to be from the country to sing their song.