Eurovision Song Contest

[goatwack]

Ok, first song's terrible

NEXT!

 

[steveh35]

Only 25 to go goatwack

 

[goatwack]

Probably the reason why no one's heard of Malteser music

 

[steveh35]

Probably the reason why no one's heard of Malteser music

Do they still put Song in the title of this contest I haven't heard a song yet

 

[goatwack]

This next bird looks like a Vulcan with that ear attire

 

[paul7388]

Ok, first song's terrible

NEXT!

Flicked over to see what was happening. I thought she was not bad.

 

[goatwack]

This number really puts the fun in funeral

 

[steveh35]

This next bird looks like a Vulcan with that ear attire

Trying to attract the sci-fi star trek audience maybe

 

[goatwack]

Who let the Sesame Street gang out

 

[steveh35]

Oh my God its a mockney rap in Czech WTF?

 

[goatwack]

Can we move Brexit forward please

 

[irish-ranger]

How the hell can you vote for half of these acts when 99.9% of us don't have a clue what the lyrics are apart from the act now from the Czech republic who sounds like he's from Hackney ..ffs

 

[steveh35]

How the hell can you vote for half of these acts when 99.9% of us don't have a clue what the lyrics are apart from the act now from the Czech republic who sounds like he's from Hackney ..ffs

Subtitles are your friend if you have tv on

 

[irish-ranger]

Can we move Brexit forward please

Think you better run that by Chopey first

 

[goatwack]

Apparently this song was meant to be catchy....I beg to differ

 

[goatwack]

German act should be popular

 

[goatwack]

ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[irish-ranger]

Subtitles are your friend if you have tv on

Aye a load of rabble have you ever tried to read the subtitles on BBC news not very accurate ..

 

[steveh35]

German act should be popular

The countries that pay for it never do well.

 

[steveh35]

Aye a load of rabble have you ever tried to read the subtitles on BBC news not very accurate ..

Subtitles are pre-recorded they not stenography when songs are being sung

 

[goatwack]

We have a winner!!

Just not them

 

[irish-ranger]

German act should be popular

Wasn't actually that bad

 

[steveh35]

Let's go to Russia next year and hack the Russia voting system and annoy Putin

 

[paul7388]

Well Germany looked okay as well.

 

[irish-ranger]

Subtitles are pre-recorded they not stenography when songs are being sung

Ever day is a learning day lol

 

[goatwack]

Well Germany looked okay as well.

Yes, they looked ok

 

[irish-ranger]

Well Germany looked okay as well.

Very well indeed stunning young Fillies

 

[paul7388]

Yes, they looked ok

Hey i am watching it with sound off So far Germany is 1st Malta is 2nd

 

[steveh35]

Very well indeed stunning young Fillies

Oi it's the song not the totty

 

[goatwack]

Gorbachev would be proud of these lads

 

[steveh35]

Not sure I like Top Of The Pops circa 2000 background with acts singing the backup vocals on the screen.

 

[irish-ranger]

Let's go to Russia next year and hack the Russia voting system and annoy Putin

Be careful the men with woolly faces don't come and magic you away for coming out with comments like that lol

 

[paul7388]

So what do i stick my fiver free bet on. Germany at 200/1 or wait to see if anything looks better

 

[steveh35]

Be careful the men with woolly faces don't come and magic you away for coming out with comments like that lol

I have had many men with woolly face come and magic me away... not so in recent times

 

[goatwack]

Not the UK and you should be fine Paul

 

[steveh35]

Not the UK and you should be fine

I can't believe the fat lad singing for the UK has a song called "Bigger Than Us"

 

[goatwack]

It's a far cry from Engelbert

 

[steveh35]

I think I have knocked my remote as I seem to have cbeebies on with three girls on a large chair

 

[irish-ranger]

Them 3 need a smaller chair ffs

 

[goatwack]

We have Denmark's answer to Lily Allen

 

[paul7388]

Denmark WTF.

 

[goatwack]

Right Said Fred's stunt double?

 

[goatwack]

San Marino's answer to 'Steps meets Julio Inglesias'

 

[steveh35]

I think mr San Marino man chose the two blokes dancers and their tight shorts himself

 

[goatwack]

♪ If you're feeling lonely, we can take it slowly, nana na ♪

 

[steveh35]

♪ If you're feeling lonely, we can take it slowly, nana na ♪

I am suing him that's one of my chat up lines

 

[steveh35]

Blonde big bristols should please a few horny men on here

 

[goatwack]

I think I found my alternative funeral song

 

[steveh35]

Israel's Rylan clone is back - f*cks sake

 

[irish-ranger]

Blonde big bristols should please a few horny men on here

Let's not go down this route it cost me a 7 day ban a few months back