euromooncasino and wagering requirements

[Casinofreak777]

You are now chatting with 'Julia'
Julia: Hello
Me: Hi
Julia: How are you today?
Me: im fine thanks
Julia: great How about a 200% bonus on your first deposit ?
Me: sounds nice, how about the wagering requirements ?
Julia: 33
Julia: not bad
Julia: it's low
Me: yeha its okei, 33xbonus ? not deposit + bonus ?
Julia: deposit + bonus
Me: lol thats not low
Julia: on the market it is


Seriously....

 

[Jono777]

Apparently their slots have an RTP of 987654321% so you should breeze that WR

 

[dunover]

You are now chatting with 'Julia'
Julia: Hello
Me: Hi
Julia: How are you today?
Me: im fine thanks
Julia: great How about a 200% bonus on your first deposit ?
Me: sounds nice, how about the wagering requirements ?
Julia: 33
Julia: not bad
Julia: it's low
Me: yeha its okei, 33xbonus ? not deposit + bonus ?
Julia: deposit + bonus
Me: lol thats not low
Julia: on the market it is


Seriously....

Let me finish the exchange for you:

Me: What bloody market are you referring to? The one which has offers of 30xB or 20xD+B??
Julia: No need to get narky you ungrateful twit. I'm offering you 200%!!
Me: So that's 300 which needs wagering 33x - a 9900 wagering requirement? That's batshit-crazy!
Julia: You're quick.
Me: Put that pissing nail file down and listen - IT'S NOT LOW ON THE MARKET!
Julia: How did you know?
Me: Because you must've snapped a nail on your keyboard as you were laughing so much at the crap you typed.
Juiia: Listen smart-arse, stopping twatting me around - do you want the 200% or not??
Me: Let me think a mo...
Julia: What's to think about you lemon? 200% with 33x is a market-beater!
Me: What games can it be played on, i.e. which are restricted or have a lower contribution to WR?
Julia: We restrict the ones you like, and want to play of course!
Me: Naturally, I'd expect nothing less. You're taking the piss.
Julia: Speaking of that, it's my break now and the kettle's boiling. So do us both a favour just deposit using the code 'MUG-X33', or sod-off and do something useful.
Me: I hope someone's spread superglue around the toilet seat you miserable sow. I wouldn't spend the steam off my piss at your place.
Julia: Please yourself, yeah yeah whatever, I'm bored now. Bye P.S the autofill script added the 'bye' not me.
Me: I guessed as much you miserable coot.

<Customer ended session>

 

[Jono777]

Hilarious!!

You could base the commentary of your next video along those lines

 

[Casinofreak777]

Let me finish the exchange for you:

Me: What bloody market are you referring to? The one which has offers of 30xB or 20xD+B??
Julia: No need to get narky you ungrateful twit. I'm offering you 200%!!
Me: So that's 300 which needs wagering 33x - a 9900 wagering requirement? That's batshit-crazy!
Julia: You're quick.
Me: Put that pissing nail file down and listen - IT'S NOT LOW ON THE MARKET!
Julia: How did you know?
Me: Because you must've snapped a nail on your keyboard as you were laughing so much at the crap you typed.
Juiia: Listen smart-arse, stopping twatting me around - do you want the 200% or not??
Me: Let me think a mo...
Julia: What's to think about you lemon? 200% with 33x is a market-beater!
Me: What games can it be played on, i.e. which are restricted or have a lower contribution to WR?
Julia: We restrict the ones you like, and want to play of course!
Me: Naturally, I'd expect nothing less. You're taking the piss.
Julia: Speaking of that, it's my break now and the kettle's boiling. So do us both a favour just deposit using the code 'MUG-X33', or sod-off and do something useful.
Me: I hope someone's spread superglue around the toilet seat you miserable sow. I wouldn't spend the steam of my piss at your place.
Julia: Please yourself, yeah yeah whatever, I'm bored now. Bye P.S the autofill script added the 'bye' not me.
Me: I guessed as much you miserable coot.

<Customer ended session>

HAHAHA the worst is that the rest of the chat was almost like that

 

[KasinoKing]

Me: yeha its okei, 33xbonus ? not deposit + bonus ?
Julia: deposit + bonus
Me: lol thats not low
Julia: on the market it is

Reminds me of a NetEnt based casino who contacted me this-morning wanting to be listed on my websites - I said "No thanks, your WR is (D+B)x35"
He turns round & says "That's average"
Whatever planet that is "average" on - I don't want to go there!

KK

 

[brianmon]

Reminds me of a NetEnt based casino who contacted me this-morning wanting to be listed on my websites - I said "No thanks, your WR is (D+B)x35"
He turns round & says "That's average"
Whatever planet that is "average" on - I don't want to go there!

KK

It's not exactly average. But it's not uncommon

It's also becoming more and more common for D+B to be quoted now, rather than xB.

Offers of 30x D+B and 35x D+B aren't quite so bad on a 100% Bonus. But when they're applied to 50% (or even less) bonuses, They're almost unusable.

I took the 2nd SUB at Energy casino the other week and was shocked, when I realised it was 30x D+B, which is basically 90xB on a 50% SUB

Also a lot of the monthly reload bonuses I've been offered lately (from accredited casinos) are 25x - 35x D+B. on 50% bonuses

 

[SlotsLover]

It's all far preferred to the dreaded max cashout. Higher WR just means we get to play more (and have fun). Max cashout means the best part of playing slots, hitting giant jackpots (like on the 1000x thread), gets taken away.