You are now chatting with 'Julia'
Julia: Hello
Me: Hi
Julia: How are you today?
Me: im fine thanks
Julia: great How about a 200% bonus on your first deposit ?
Me: sounds nice, how about the wagering requirements ?
Julia: 33
Julia: not bad
Julia: it's low
Me: yeha its okei, 33xbonus ? not deposit + bonus ?
Julia: deposit + bonus
Me: lol thats not low
Julia: on the market it is
Seriously....
Let me finish the exchange for you:
Me: What bloody market are you referring to? The one which has offers of 30xB or 20xD+B??
Julia: No need to get narky you ungrateful twit. I'm offering you 200%!!
Me: So that's 300 which needs wagering 33x - a 9900 wagering requirement? That's batshit-crazy!
Julia: You're quick.
Me: Put that pissing nail file down and listen - IT'S NOT LOW ON THE MARKET!
Julia: How did you know?
Me: Because you must've snapped a nail on your keyboard as you were laughing so much at the crap you typed.
Juiia: Listen smart-arse, stopping twatting me around - do you want the 200% or not??
Me: Let me think a mo...
Julia: What's to think about you lemon? 200% with 33x is a market-beater!
Me: What games can it be played on, i.e. which are restricted or have a lower contribution to WR?
Julia: We restrict the ones you like, and want to play of course!
Me: Naturally, I'd expect nothing less. You're taking the piss.
Julia: Speaking of that, it's my break now and the kettle's boiling. So do us both a favour just deposit using the code 'MUG-X33', or sod-off and do something useful.
Me: I hope someone's spread superglue around the toilet seat you miserable sow. I wouldn't spend the steam off my piss at your place.
Julia: Please yourself, yeah yeah whatever, I'm bored now. Bye P.S the autofill script added the 'bye' not me.
Me: I guessed as much you miserable coot.
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