Dirty Secret Slot

[Alfran]

You know there is that one slot that you know is no good for you... either too high variance, bad graphics, gives you the longest losing streaks or even the pay-table shows its not worth the effort, YET you can't help but play it.... over and over again.
Own up! Which is your dirty secret slot!
I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours....

 

[Alfran]

GEMIX!! with capital letters! #shakesfistintheair

 

[goatwack]

You're talking about DOA again, aren't you

 

[Chipkin9]

Gonzo.

Man I hate that damn slot with a passion, but can't help myself

 

[goatwack]

My guilty pleasure is actually....Playtech. I don't play them often but when Super Casino or others send out a promo I'll have a bash on them.

Setting aside Playtech's dubious business practices, I enjoy their software, even if it isn't low-roller friendly.

My personal favourite 'slot I shouldn't really play' is probably IronMan 2. I must have some nostalgic attachment to it because I played it when I first started slotting.

The graphics are good, but of course the payout is awful and bonuses are hard to come by. You can lose £50 on that game on minimum bets in about 3 minutes

Oh and Penguin Vacation used to be my favourite but it destroys balances like they're going out of fashion.

God bless Playtech

 

[hedgehok]

Arcader from Thunderkick. I don't even like the slot but the music always drives me back to it. I can't help myself. I think I've never won anything on it. When I was up I played it back.
Really weird because other than that I mostly have sounds off when playing and listen to music.

 

[Alfran]

Gonzo.

Man I hate that damn slot with a passion, but can't help myself

gosh i find that game so boring.... i dont even like it in free tourneys.. ughh

 

[Alfran]

You're talking about DOA again, aren't you

DOA is NOT a secret.... its the only game that pays me occasionally.

 

[Alfran]

Arcader from Thunderkick. I don't even like the slot but the music always drives me back to it. I can't help myself. I think I've never won anything on it. When I was up I played it back.
Really weird because other than that I mostly have sounds off when playing and listen to music.

the strange things that attract us... lol

 

[Alfran]

My guilty pleasure is actually....Playtech. I don't play them often but when Super Casino or others send out a promo I'll have a bash on them.

Setting aside Playtech's dubious business practices, I enjoy their software, even if it isn't low-roller friendly.

My personal favourite 'slot I shouldn't really play' is probably IronMan 2. I must have some nostalgic attachment to it because I played it when I first started slotting.

The graphics are good, but of course the payout is awful and bonuses are hard to come by. You can lose £50 on that game on minimum bets in about 3 minutes

Oh and Penguin Vacation used to be my favourite but it destroys balances like they're going out of fashion.

God bless Playtech

ohh yes.... i dont have the budget for that... i want my 10 deposit to last me awhile lol... at least 5 minutes.

 

[jjezebel37]

Shhhhhh don't tell anyone. It's Starburst. I swear the dazzling colours hypnotise me to come back time n time again.

 

[Jazzbaz]

Elements.

I can't even count how many times I have sworn to never ever play this POS ever again. But... it is always only a matter of time when I get stuck on it again. It is not even that I would have had some huge hit on it at some point and keep trying to recreate that. Nope, I have a few hits in the 200-300x range, but that's it. Tens upon tens of thousands of spins of shit over the years.

What is more, in my mind this game is one of the earliest examples of the "new" (now already pretty old) wave of Net ent slots that are essentially low-mid variance slots but play (and eat your money) like they are high variance ones. Except for the fact that they simply are not capable of hits normally associated with high variance slots. Typical characteristic is mind-numbingly long stretches of dead spins way too regularly. Elements certainly ticks that box.

 

[goatwack]

People overlook how much sound effects can resonate with our love of a slot. Gameplay may not exactly be hot, graphics are pants, but a few jingles and chimes can also trigger a certain point of your life or slotting career.

A lot like how a song can instantly take you back to a good or bad memory. Another example of this is games like Batman (IGT I think?). I have fond recollections of that game like I've just donned some rose-tinted glasses.

Beats me as I never won diddly squat on it

 

[JkG]

RapingRhino. I can't help it....I know it's gonna eat my balance and I might as well be chucking my money at starburst.. but I still pray for diamonds and rhinis with multipliers..only to get a bonus guarantee..after 30 free spins .ugh.

 

[curremon]

Queen of riches...
And only because i see wins from it in thread here...
I really start to think all those posters are paid for providing those shots DD

I still havent won over 25x bet win from it even i have played thousands and thousands of spins.
I allready have turned my bet to 20cent per spin just for more spins, how fucking hard it can be to get even 50x win....

 

[lotusch]

Lately that would be Jurassic Park.

I know from screens and winner video's it has huge potential but it was never good to me yet.
Low x stake returns on any bonus round and never ever had a decent hit on the T-Rex extra wild feature.
Extra wilds you say? Where would those be.

Also I had 3 wild reels on reels 3,4,5 and a full reel of T-REX on reel 1 once in the FS mode with the random wild reels.
As you can guess no wild nor a single T-Rex on reel 2.
So it was a non winning spin and it could have been massive.
Was on a €1.50 bet.

So I have this love-hate relationship with this slot and I still feel one day it will reward me for being loyal to it.
The times I said to myself,I am NOT gonna touch that slot anymore.

 

[aceking123]

full moon fortunes playtech game up to 25x multiplier , now i've still yet to see a feature after 12 sessions on it

 

[Daniel L]

I keep playing 'Centurion' & I keep losing. It's a really bad slot, the bonus features pay very little, the base game is poor with 'Reelus Maximus' popping up thinking you're going to win big, often giving out nothing, it's one of those slots that gives you features regularly with some kind of potential, but never or rarely will it give anything of note.

Argh, every time I open to play it I think this owes me, and everytime it swallows my balance, it's so painful aswell it's not even like I am enjoying it, but something keeps telling me to play it, must not play this slot!!

 

[Chipkin9]

Lately that would be Jurassic Park.

I know from screens and winner video's it has huge potential but it was never good to me yet.
Low x stake returns on any bonus round and never ever had a decent hit on the T-Rex extra wild feature.
Extra wilds you say? Where would those be.

Also I had 3 wild reels on reels 3,4,5 and a full reel of T-REX on reel 1 once in the FS mode with the random wild reels.
As you can guess no wild nor a single T-Rex on reel 2.
So it was a non winning spin and it could have been massive.
Was on a €1.50 bet.

So I have this love-hate relationship with this slot and I still feel one day it will reward me for being loyal to it.
The times I said to myself,I am NOT gonna touch that slot anymore.

Have played this slot alot at various sites.

I have also had 200-300x at a couple of sites.

But my opinion of it now is because of one particular site; and this is what happened.

1. Tonnes of sessions

2. 18 Total bonus Rounds

3. Never getting the bonus inside 300 spins

4. Max win in all these sessions = 30x


How terrible is that?

Finally after my 19th Bonus round I hit 150x and quit it altogether, terrible balance munching slot

 

[Chipkin9]

Shhhhhh don't tell anyone. It's Starburst. I swear the dazzling colours hypnotise me to come back time n time again.

Is that you in disguise Spintee?

 

[dobbul]

You know there is that one slot that you know is no good for you... either too high variance, bad graphics, gives you the longest losing streaks or even the pay-table shows its not worth the effort, YET you can't help but play it.... over and over again.
Own up! Which is your dirty secret slot!
I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours....

Casinomeister!