- Joined
- Jun 5, 2006
- Location
- Edmonton Canada
A crusty old man walks into the local Baptist Church and says to the secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church.'
The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?'
'Listen up, damn it.. I said I want to join this damn church!'
'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.'
She goes into the pastor's study to tell him what's going on, and the pastor agrees that she shouldn't have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, 'Sir, what seems to be the problem here?'
'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.'
'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?'
The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?'
'Listen up, damn it.. I said I want to join this damn church!'
'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.'
She goes into the pastor's study to tell him what's going on, and the pastor agrees that she shouldn't have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, 'Sir, what seems to be the problem here?'
'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.'
'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?'
