Feedback Casumo are Recruiting!

[bigbear]

Having not used Casumo or even visited their site for months due to all the negative publicity around Source of Wealth i suddenly get an email offering 10 free spins and a 100% deposit match up to £100.Although slightly tempted,the prospect of having to jump through all their hopes was enough for me to decline.Wonder if this is an indication that they have lost so many players that they are getting desperate about holding on to the ones who still remain.

 

[dunover]

When I saw the title I thought they were recruiting staff!

Obstructers Wanted, £ negotiable.

You will be an inherently unpleasant individual, fluent in English, tasked with making unreasonable requests to UK winners at our casino. You will need to be reactive, to ensure when the player meets one set of demands, they are never good enough. You will micro manage each player in your caseload, to consistently find plausible excuses not to accept their SoW submissions to the point they give up and reverse their pending withdrawal(s). You will be rewarded with a bonus for each reversal, and expected to ensure the the player capitulates before the 3-week UKGC deadline passes at which point we must close their account and pay them their balance.

This can be a work-from-home position for successful applicants, with uncapped earnings for those with the desire to succeed and operate daily within a non-emotional and arbitrary mindset. Priority will be given those applicants previously in government positions that required expertise in psychological warfare.

 

[bigbear]

Brilliant.Couldn't have put it better

 

[dealer wins]

Dunover post of the month there!!! Love it.

 

[asidea]

When I saw the title I thought they were recruiting staff!

Obstructers Wanted, £ negotiable.

You will be an inherently unpleasant individual, fluent in English, tasked with making unreasonable requests to UK winners at our casino. You will need to be reactive, to ensure when the player meets one set of demands, they are never good enough. You will micro manage each player in your caseload, to consistently find plausible excuses not to accept their SoW submissions to the point they give up and reverse their pending withdrawal(s). You will be rewarded with a bonus for each reversal, and expected to ensure the the player capitulates before the 3-week UKGC deadline passes at which point we must close their account and pay them their balance.

This can be a work-from-home position for successful applicants, with uncapped earnings for those with the desire to succeed and operate daily within a non-emotional and arbitrary mindset. Priority will be given those applicants previously in government positions that required expertise in psychological warfare.

Awesome, couldn't have worded it any better, every greedy..rogue casino would probably have a vacancy like the above, already in place.

 

[slotmaster]

Thought they were hiring as well,lol.

 

[pinnit2014]

They started to issue these around a month ago; least they appear to now process the w/d and then sow you. So there is that.

They could probably do with hiring some support staff; pal said he waited 2hrs yesterday for support, went out for 5 and came back to a message about 'Haven't heard from you, so we'll close the chat'.

 

[9HOURSAWAY]

When I saw the title I thought they were recruiting staff!

Obstructers Wanted, £ negotiable.

You will be an inherently unpleasant individual, fluent in English, tasked with making unreasonable requests to UK winners at our casino. You will need to be reactive, to ensure when the player meets one set of demands, they are never good enough. You will micro manage each player in your caseload, to consistently find plausible excuses not to accept their SoW submissions to the point they give up and reverse their pending withdrawal(s). You will be rewarded with a bonus for each reversal, and expected to ensure the the player capitulates before the 3-week UKGC deadline passes at which point we must close their account and pay them their balance.

This can be a work-from-home position for successful applicants, with uncapped earnings for those with the desire to succeed and operate daily within a non-emotional and arbitrary mindset. Priority will be given those applicants previously in government positions that required expertise in psychological warfare.

Send me an application form please, this role appeals to the Sadist in me! ;-)

 

[Jono777]

100% deposit matches are like rocking horse shit these days....

Sadly SoW requests are not so I shall avoid temptation.

 

[hhhelllo]

When I saw the title I thought they were recruiting staff!

Obstructers Wanted, £ negotiable.

You will be an inherently unpleasant individual, fluent in English, tasked with making unreasonable requests to UK winners at our casino. You will need to be reactive, to ensure when the player meets one set of demands, they are never good enough. You will micro manage each player in your caseload, to consistently find plausible excuses not to accept their SoW submissions to the point they give up and reverse their pending withdrawal(s). You will be rewarded with a bonus for each reversal, and expected to ensure the the player capitulates before the 3-week UKGC deadline passes at which point we must close their account and pay them their balance.

This can be a work-from-home position for successful applicants, with uncapped earnings for those with the desire to succeed and operate daily within a non-emotional and arbitrary mindset. Priority will be given those applicants previously in government positions that required expertise in psychological warfare.

Wow. Thats the best reply I have ever read here in 5 years. Seriously.
Didnt know you were such a poet.

 

[Playford7]

Had the free spins (10 on book of dead 10p stake) also the 100% match bonus also...

how about fuck off casumo... you had loads of my cash over the years, I was fully registered and full KCY etc....

we never had a issue, I paid you to gamble and If I won you paid, if I lost tough shit me...

Now you take the piss with KYC, the SOW nonsense and have the audacity to send me a pounds worth of free spins on a slot we all know is volatile as hell...

You ignored your regular players, you got rid of the super spins we used to get, after I asked you told me ‘ the players wanted it’
Utter lies again...

I loved casumo, always paid, high RTP, good service and reliable.

now casumo are as rogue as using chips credit card ffs, wouldn’t touch them with with my mates 8 foot barge pole..,

@Casumo
Treat regular players like shit reap the consequences, disgrace how you behave as a business.