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> A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many
> Kinds of boobs are there?'
> The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three
> Phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In
> Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After
> 50, they are like onions'.
> 'Onions?'
> 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
> This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how
> Many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
> The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through
> Three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and
> Hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
> After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.
> 'A Christmas tree?'
> 'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration.'
> A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many
> Kinds of boobs are there?'
> The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three
> Phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In
> Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After
> 50, they are like onions'.
> 'Onions?'
> 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
> This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how
> Many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
> The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through
> Three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and
> Hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
> After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.
> 'A Christmas tree?'
> 'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration.'
