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[nutnut]

Maybe this is the night to play Bonanaza and then leave it again for weeks.

pinnit pissed you stole that win off him at 4 pound stake.

congrats btw!

 

[snorky510238]

The game is dead for me. Cut my deposits right down as it has become so obvious when you’re going to get a dead session.

Tbh it’s 99% of the time so not difficult to pick up on. Casinos must have seen record profits the last few months as providers have undoubtedly turned the screw. It’s more like being mugged than gambling. Back to land based for me. Bollox to this predictable crap.

 

[goatwack]

That's the problem with Bonanza, it's seemingly not a fruitful short-term endeavour. Overall I'd say maybe one in 20-30 small deposits lead to a good session......and the rest flatter to deceive.

Favourites include 'the £20 to £80 to bust' routine. And unless ahead very early in the session, mostly it will grind your balance and bones into dust I'm afraid

Even when doing my annual specials I'd see some peaks and troughs. Troughs being losing £100+ before it either gives you back what you lost, or roughly half. And then on occasion the game goes a bit crazy and bestows its fair grace.

But in a nutshell, it's a ____i__ b*stard

 

[goatwack]

Precision-tooled and quite clearly planned ahead to happen at the moment of my choosing, with my £20 deposit

 

[goatwack]

Which in turn also led to this planned outcome. I like to **** with myself you see

 

[brianmon]

3 features in 12 minutes tonight.
Between 1:00 and 1:30 has always been my luckiest time.

646x, 108x & 195x followed by 206x from Opal fruits

£250 from a £20 deposit

 

[goatwack]

But wait! This is what 22 spins gets you (there is hope people)

ready......











ta-da!!!

ps I can see who the favoured RTP Boy is for tonight, and it ain't me

 

[goatwack]

The 17-spin Curse:

Quite clearly a myth

 

[pinnit2014]

pinnit pissed you stole that win off him at 4 pound stake.

congrats btw!

Twat of a game gave me 3x on four quid. Fucking Rage O Meter blew the Mercury

So angry with it I’ll probably go and vote Lib Dem to let others suffer with me.

 

[pinnit2014]

On the beer later so it can only mean a few things

4 quid stakes, crying, booking a flight to Sydney to find BTG's offices and putting pins into Nut if he hits a 1000x

And hailing Nate as the truth seeker

And mocking Dunovers BTG favour leaning reviews

So, basic Thursday night

Pretty standard

 

[nutnut]

well i just lost 30 so might be due a payout by time you get home.....

 

[goatwack]

Whose turn is it to win on Bonanza this week anyway? Snorky's due ain't he? Although Nut's floundering a bit there

Someone spin the Bonanza Bottle

 

[sufferinsilence]

Whose turn is it to win on Bonanza this week anyway? Snorky's due ain't he? Although Nut's floundering a bit there

Someone spin the Bonanza Bottle

You know Pinnit will win it.

 

[mcgameboy]

Well I haven't played it for a week and a half. Does that make me due?

Actually no. Snorky is well overdue....

 

[pinnit2014]

You know Pinnit will win it.

Casumo, my lucky site and the one I'm up in with 30k plus deposits is down, so hopefully be up by the time I'm home and bring back the GOLD.

 

[goatwack]

I think BTG misheard the famous catchphrase, and so Pinnit seized his chance to clean up and leave us with dregs.

So less 'You have to be in it to win it' and more 'You have to be Pinnit to win it'

absolute bastards

 

[pinnit2014]

Ffs just the thread about Malta.

mighf need to willy hill it. It sensed I’m coming to raid it and basically broke an island?

tad overkill

 

[goatwack]

William Hill Bonanza is like a permanent power outage

 

[sufferinsilence]

Well I haven't played it for a week and a half. Does that make me due?

Actually no. Snorky is well overdue....

I've self-excluded for 6 months from the casino part on the site I was playing Bonanza on higher stakes so I didn't have to *ahem* refresh my bankroll for sportsbetting so often. Somehow playing it on 20 or 40c, like I play most other games on other casino's, is less appealing because you just know getting a 200x bonus is nearly impossible. Had a 3 hour session the other day and didn't touch any BTG slot

I might have a Bonanza-burn-out.

 

[mcgameboy]

I've self-excluded for 6 months from the casino part on the site I was playing Bonanza on higher stakes so I didn't have to *ahem* refresh my bankroll for sportsbetting so often. Somehow playing it on 20 or 40c, like I play most other games on other casino's, is less appealing because you just know getting a 200x bonus is nearly impossible. Had a 3 hour session the other day and didn't touch any BTG slot

I might have a Bonanza-burn-out.

It wouldn't surprise me tbh. Bonanza has that effect. The "I really fucking hate slots with a passion" effect.

Then you realise you don't hate slots. You just hate Bonanza. Because it's like the "abusive spouse" of slots.

 

[snorky510238]

Man overdue is an understatement it really feels like I am playing a game that has no feature and a rtp of 40%. It is not the same game I was playing a year ago.

If it was random we would see a wider range of bonus returns but they are generally less than x30 or x100, the odd x200, the extremely rare x500 or the one in a million jackpot x1,000. Where are the x1,430s. You know what I mean.

 

[nutnut]

just got world famous gold on 80p paid x7.........

 

[goatwack]

just got world famous gold on 80p paid x7.........

You're getting better then

 

[pinnit2014]

just got world famous gold on 80p paid x7.........

Stop with the dirty talk pre 9pm

 

[pinnit2014]

I'm feeling filthy 10x ish. Told you, THE GOLD!

 

[pinnit2014]

50X?

Go fuck yourself Bonanza

I'm retiring

Again.

 

[mcgameboy]

50X?

Go fuck yourself Bonanza

I'm retiring

Again.

Let all of us know when you touch down at Sydney Airport.....

 

[pinnit2014]

Let all of us know when you touch down at Sydney Airport.....

just picking my weapons of choice and checking if they’ll make it through security

 

[Nate]

just picking my weapons of choice and checking if they’ll make it through security

Careful mate... Don't let BTG con you outta those weapons in exchange for GOLD... its fool's gold mate.. real fool's gold.

If you don't make it past security... gimme a buzz. I have hidden stashes of weapons scattered across the Australian continent...

 

[Kroffe]

Couldnt he just pick up the nearest animal/plant and attack with that?
Everything in Australia is either poisonous or venomous.

 

[pinnit2014]

Im going in hard again - in the spirit of Nut, I summon a 500x

 

[Nate]

Couldnt he just pick up the nearest animal/plant and attack with that?
Everything in Australia is either poisonous or venomous.

Maybe if you went with him.. he could pick you up and attack them..

I heard bears pack quite the bite

 

[pinnit2014]

55x ARGHHHHH

 

[Kroffe]

Maybe if you went with him.. he could pick you up and attack them..

I heard bears pack quite the bite

Would be a much better option to pick a Dropbear from Aus instead.
They are after all the deadliest animal Australia has to offer.

 

[pinnit2014]

I was relying on a win for the flight money anyhow

 

[nutnut]

x55? lucky bastard another bonus x9 here pffft

 

[goatwack]

As we're clearly all enjoying Bonanza tonight here's how I fared.

Another highly satisfying conclusion to the night's entertainment, and look! even a penny to spare!!

'GO' indeed you ****

 

[Nate]

Would be a much better option to pick a Dropbear from Aus instead.
They are after all the deadliest animal Australia has to offer.

Oh That THING is fu?king vicious...

I didnt recognize the name at first... then I remembered it's the Phascolarctos Cinereus ... the Cannibal version

 

[pinnit2014]

This game won’t beat me.

If homelessness is the price iv to pay then so be it.

Least I can go to the foodbank with dignity

 

[sufferinsilence]

This game won’t beat me.

If homelessness is the price iv to pay then so be it.

Least I can go to the foodbank with dignity

You've only just won a couple thousand

 

[pinnit2014]

You've only just won a couple thousand

only 12 more until I breakeven

 

[nutnut]

bonanza in one of those moods takes 100 chucks you x6 bonus.

guess all these big wins have took its toll!

 

[pinnit2014]

bonanza in one of those moods takes 100 chucks you x6 bonus.

guess all these big wins have took its toll!

it’s running in reserves. 2k breaks it

 

[snorky510238]

That’s the thing it has made us think x500 is huge, when in reality it’s a piss in the ocean in terms of how much this game takes.

 

[goatwack]

Well it took a very healthy £40 off me tonight, so it's in fine form

Oh and £20 yesterday

And £20 the week before *cough*

 

[nutnut]

X4 bonus. I give up tonight

 

[Kroffe]

bonus+5 straight roll-in.
Guessing 150x

Edit: 100x

 

[sufferinsilence]

bonus+5 straight roll-in.
Guessing 150x

Edit: 100x

Guessing 150x on this game, naive little bear

 

[goatwack]

Guessing 150x on this game, naive little bear

He's a bloke pushing mid-30s bruh

 

[Kroffe]

Guessing 150x on this game, naive little bear

Hehe, im playing Diamond mine.
On bonanza i would have guessed 50x.