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New Slot Announcement Bonanza by Big Time Gaming

All these megaways slots are the same nutnut

Big multiplier and then the dead spins start. They love the stacked reel 1,2 or 3 to block off a win.

horrible slots really. But at the same time they are the best to hit big on.
 
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Bonanza gives out the illusion of potentially great bonuses, whilst its strength lies in its base game if anything.

DOA is lopsided scratchcard lottery frolics with absolutely no base game
 
We do need to remember they are there to take our money

Its just the ridiculous difference in playing patterns we see compared to the streamers. And that's because they either on test accounts (Roshtein) or their slots RTPs are ramped up. Or whatever method is used to give off a false perception of a slotting experience
 
Horseburger call me psychic but you will soon be involved in a discussion with a man called Trancemonkey ! :eek2: :laugh:

I share a lot of your thoughts though regarding the slots, as soon as all the megaway clones came out bonanza dried up. And also the streamers unerring luck, they seem to be somehow playing a more generous version of slots :confused:
 
Can i add my conspiracy aswell?
I think bonusbuys and "natural" bonuses pick from two different pools of bonuses.
All the ones existing in the natural pool exists in the buy-pool aswell.
But the buypool has alot of superbonuses added, that you wont ever see if landing one by just playing.

=)
 
Do you ever sleep Mr teddy bear lol

Yes, in fact, 100% of the time i spend not being awake is spent being asleep.
But since im so beautiful already, it would feel a bit unfair if i got the same amount of beauty-sleep as everyone elese.
So i only sleep for 3-4 hours per day to make things fair.
 
WOW! - what a pleasant surprise to come online to!!!

The rep has actually been on and posted that the game is truly random, has no memory of previous play, is not compensated in anyway and all is above board! Nulling all our worries and putting them down to nothing more than a simple run of bad luck, nice one :thumbsup:


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
WOW! - what a pleasant surprise to come online to!!!

The rep has actually been on and posted that the game is truly random, has no memory of previous play, is not compensated in anyway and all is above board! Nulling all our worries and putting them down to nothing more than a simple run of bad luck, nice one :thumbsup:


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Ooooh, you brought out the triple-Harry.
Things are getting heated!
 
Horseburger call me psychic but you will soon be involved in a discussion with a man called Trancemonkey ! :eek2: :laugh:

I share a lot of your thoughts though regarding the slots, as soon as all the megaway clones came out bonanza dried up. And also the streamers unerring luck, they seem to be somehow playing a more generous version of slots :confused:
Course they are playing the generous version just like the version I played when I first signed up to.
Casumo started 20 matched bonus withdrawals everyday for 2 weeks its been a year since my last cashout.

Shadow bet first deposit bonus cashed out £750

32red first 20 deposit bonus cashed out £450 few cash outs the next week then dried up

William Hill first deposit cash out £700 this one hasn’t dried up but obviously not playing the same as my first deposit

Betway 20 deposit match cashed out £5300 followed by £650 £800 £850 £1300 All in the first week a year since my last cash out..

Those are the ones which stick in my mind I could probably go another 10 but yous get my drift..

They can’t control RTP my ass it’s corrupt to feck..
 
A lot of slot successes have sprung from first-time sessions on said game, in this case it can be Bonanza.

It wouldn't be outlandish to think casinos' M.O is somewhere along the lines of 'Short-term loss, long-term gain'. Based on the games being, I dunno, somewhat 'addictive'
 
Recurring theme with slots. Sign up to a new casino. Get a load of bonuses. Loads of 100-200x wins. then absolutely nothing for weeks/months on end. When you deposit £100 and play on 20p stake you expect some facking features. Yet once the switch has been flicked you can't even get a feature on 20p stake with a 100 deposit. That's just not possible if it was random and this has happened multiple times for me. I've noticed if you're very static with your stakes and deposits it really does play to a set pattern and one of those is the "dreaded feral run". Like its telling you to go fack yourself or up the stakes ffs.

Just seen Dazzas run on Bonanza today (session dated the 8th). Gives a 300x hit and then proceeds to go absolutely stone dead giving 2 more features paying 3x and 15x. Took 2 more deposits and a bonus to finally shake it from its "cold spell". Dazza can afford to go again whereas some will have to spend a few weeks a 3 or 4 deposits getting through the inevitable dry spell it goes through. There's fack all random about them and even the most ardent defender of them cannot deny that. I've had spells multiple times after a hit like Dazzas. Its no sodding coincidence lets be honest.
 
Before any one laughs about the 20p stake with a £100 deposit I actually deposited that much just to see how it played

I was absolutely laughing my bollocks off as it got down to the last fiver and it had given its 20th 1,2,3 reel thud and no feature or cascade to drop it in. I deposited another £40 3 days later it dropped in within the first fiver and paid 12x. Proceeded to take the rest with one more feature paying 40x

Another £40 deposited with the feature finally dropping in with a tenner left and it paying 400+x. with the base game then going nuts and paying well to get the balance up towards 160 quid. And I've noticed this pattern of play multiple times on multiple different casinos. Its gotten to the point that I know what's happening now though so just accept its obvious bs.
 
Must admit this thread has it all:
- Breakdowns, mental and physical,
- House re-possessions
- Feet
- Streamers/Rigging/Compensation
- Horseburger reminding me I've to go to Tesco's later
- Nutnut's Final Destination remake of mutilated body parts after he cheats a 13X
- The fleeting passing moment of when people have hope (it starts when the D comes in and ends when you click start)
- Grown men going to bed at 9pm
- The rise and fall of the Nutnut 4 quid Trilogy
- The bonking and the debunking of the Golden Hour (though there are still a few who still follow our ex-saviours preachings)
- Potential, so so much potential (or should that be so-so potential)
 
Must admit this thread has it all:
- Breakdowns, mental and physical,
- House re-possessions
- Feet
- Streamers/Rigging/Compensation
- Horseburger reminding me I've to go to Tesco's later
- Nutnut's Final Destination remake of mutilated body parts after he cheats a 13X
- The fleeting passing moment of when people have hope (it starts when the D comes in and ends when you click start)
- Grown men going to bed at 9pm
- The rise and fall of the Nutnut 4 quid Trilogy
- The bonking and the debunking of the Golden Hour (though there are still a few who still follow our ex-saviours preachings)
- Potential, so so much potential (or should that be so-so potential)

Now if we only could combine this thread with the Brexit&North korea one, we would be all set for best thread 2019.
;)
 
Now if we only could combine this thread with the Brexit&North korea one, we would be all set for best thread 2019.
;)

Only if it's in the context...;'In a post apocalyptic Britain, left and right come together to answer the real questions: will we ever see a 1000x post Brexit? Will we allow Nik from BTG back into Britain to fix the bloody thing?'
 
Course they are playing the generous version just like the version I played when I first signed up to.
Casumo started 20 matched bonus withdrawals everyday for 2 weeks its been a year since my last cashout.

Shadow bet first deposit bonus cashed out £750

32red first 20 deposit bonus cashed out £450 few cash outs the next week then dried up

William Hill first deposit cash out £700 this one hasn’t dried up but obviously not playing the same as my first deposit

Betway 20 deposit match cashed out £5300 followed by £650 £800 £850 £1300 All in the first week a year since my last cash out..

Those are the ones which stick in my mind I could probably go another 10 but yous get my drift..

They can’t control RTP my ass it’s corrupt to feck..
Spot on the same happened here. Every casino I joined BOOM. More features and withdrawals than you could imagine for the first 2/3 months.

Since then I cannot even get close to those sort of balances. Your wins and game time just get slowly reduced over a period of time until you can’t win anymore.

ITS SO OBVIOUS!
 
Spot on the same happened here. Every casino I joined BOOM. More features and withdrawals than you could imagine for the first 2/3 months.

Since then I cannot even get close to those sort of balances. Your wins and game time just get slowly reduced over a period of time until you can’t win anymore.

ITS SO OBVIOUS!

Can't say I have noticed that. All the sign-up bonuses I took busted out way before wagering finished... I've only been lucky on NDB's and free spins, regularly cashed out from those. Also the reason I never touch deposit bonuses anymore.
 
Slotting has gone from a reasonably cheap form of fun and entertainment to the most boring waste of time and money you could imagine.

I wonder if something is about to change dramatically and providers know it’s coming and are making hay while they can.

Why else would they be totally pissing off all their customers by squeezing the last drop out of us.
 
boycott it. save your money and spend it at christmas. its not just bonanza slotting in general is just quick Hoover for cash. no longer is a 20 deposit hours of fun

I beg to differ!
20 deposits can probably last you 2-3 hours. :P
 
boycott it. save your money and spend it at christmas. its not just bonanza slotting in general is just quick Hoover for cash. no longer is a 20 deposit hours of fun
I agree it’s just a blatant rip off. On slots that are genuinely paying 96% it would be impossible to get 20 crap sessions in a row. Now it has become standard.
 
Hold on, let's not be hasty

Let us ask Foxy to consult the Gambler's Fallacy Guide 3rd re-print edition 2019

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section 3.35

"You lot need to do more spins you crazy fools"
 
Slotting has gone from a reasonably cheap form of fun and entertainment to the most boring waste of time and money you could imagine.

I wonder if something is about to change dramatically and providers know it’s coming and are making hay while they can.

Why else would they be totally pissing off all their customers by squeezing the last drop out of us.

Have to agree sometimes

When they play like what some of us experience there's fack all fun about them. All we want is to be entertained, get some features and basically have the hope of winning big. £100 deposits on 20p stake for zero bonuses is taking the absolute p*ss tbh. When you start depositing that much to play min stakes and actually wonder if you're going to get a feature that's the time to possibly pack it in. £100 deposits should be £1 stake and pretty much gurenteed a bonus or 2. 20p stake and knowing its going without 1 is a real kick in the b0llocks.
 
That's horrendous even by megaways standards. I've said above and people think it might have been a lie. But I've had £100 deposits on 20p stake get eaten without a feature multiple times. And there usually after a 3-450x feature. It seems to be standard in my experience. Hence the "they aren't random" line. I think we can all agree that's a laughable quote from these slot providers.

My worst is 1.5x with 11 dead spins. Not had the 12 dead spins yet but I'm sure I will. I actually find the 1-20x features a bigger insult than that no payer though Irish. At least the no paying one is funny in a horrible way. 12x features for example are a massive fack you.
 
I’m now into at a week I think without Gold. Granted, only been playing it with freebies and 2 deposits but still a good number of spins.

Might go back to Jamming Jars and DOA when I start playing properly again next week.

Or, I’ll play Bonanza

Yeah, I’ll play Bonanza

And then moan about it
 
I’m now into at a week I think without Gold. Granted, only been playing it with freebies and 2 deposits but still a good number of spins.

Might go back to Jamming Jars and DOA when I start playing properly again next week.

Or, I’ll play Bonanza

Yeah, I’ll play Bonanza

And then moan about it
One cannot play Bonanza without moaning about it, it's the law
 
I’m now into at a week I think without Gold. Granted, only been playing it with freebies and 2 deposits but still a good number of spins.

Might go back to Jamming Jars and DOA when I start playing properly again next week.

Or, I’ll play Bonanza

Yeah, I’ll play Bonanza

And then moan about it

I've been playing some DOA on freebies and had 1 near-wildline-scare, I almost got excited. But you just know when you have 5 spins to get 1 wild and 6 wilds on the other 4 reels it just isn't going to come. Unless you're @Kroffe ! 2 and a half years of solid DOA play and still no wildline, on DOA II can't even get a bonus :laugh:
 

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