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Do i get 10 000 teslas for this?
Edit: Fuck hell cleanly.
Edit: Fuck hell cleanly.
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Absolutely.
The optimal strategy is, however, to gamble it for a ride on Musks' Falcon 9.
So, 10 000 teslas, or maybe get a ride on Falcon 9?
Easiest gamble of my life!
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Are you sure you still need to work @pinnit2014 ? You'd make a whole lot more as professional Bonanza player!![]()
It seems to be playing a bit better but still disconnecting in the bonus rounds a lot. I managed one GOLD last night at x150.
It’s strange really, most slots you would be quite happy with that but with Bonanza you always feel hard done by.
One thing I have noticed is that big winning cascades are never seen in the bonus rounds nowadays. When it came out I am sure you would often get say a load of kings and the gaps would fill with a load of queens or something. It could be my memory playing tricks but seem to think this did happen.
Yeah it’s not super smooth by any means. One of the wild animals in the Indonesian rain forest has probably discovered the dodgy server and tampered with it further.
it is a compensate type slot. No one makes money on this slot. We all post our big wins but don't mention the losses before hand. After I hit the x250 yesterday it was dead spin after dead spin. It takes xxx back then chucks out another win and circle keeps going round.
love extra chilli but since my mega hit it’s been harsh to me suppose it’s gotta recoup the £2k some how even when buying a £10 bonus buy on chilli since my win I don’t get above x4 multiplier compensated 100000% I’m a sucker for BTGChilli is the better game.
Maybe he likes the soundtrack in Bonanza.
I’ve yet to bonus diamond mine :-/Actually, Diamond Mine is better than both really
I’ve yet to bonus diamond mine :-/
I played it on evenings when Bonanza was dead and I used to do ok but nothing huge. The last few months I have played it here and there but apart from a x100 and a x200 in the base it’s been awful.Played it way too much when it first came out and only managed 1 (yes, one) screenshot to upload here. I remember it bonused more frequently than Bonanza but they were all in the lower end range of 20-50x. It's been a while I gave it a go tho.
Laugh if you may. But I am genuinely gonna try and quit this bitch. I’ve noticed that after a few heavy losses that when I leave it alone and go back as soon as I spin I hit a bonus within 10 spins every time and each time it seems to compensate me somewhat for the previous weeks losses and then the merry go round begins same shit each time. Considering I’ve played this garbage for 1 year my biggest win only being £350 it’s time to get off the bus now
Defo tracks your IP address etc convinced of thisI mentioned this in this very thread a couple of months back. Go 1000 spins no bonus one session then go back the next time and watch it land in the first few spins. Happened time after time to me.
You shouldn’t have done that@trancemonkey
Would such a thing be possible?
. We had a nice little let’s all agree it’s not random syndicate going there.@trancemonkey
Would such a thing be possible?

You shouldn’t have done that. We had a nice little let’s all agree it’s not random syndicate going there.
to make my gambling matters worse willhil have promo banned me for life. just when i needed a freebie the bastards!
It's the whistling
That f***ing whistling
I remember Coral, Ladbrooke's & Paddy Power doing that to me. It seems there's a unwritten deposit/bonus ratio you need to keep to even though they shower you with bonus offers. Oh & they don't like consistent winners. I told them where they could shove their accounts & went elsewhere.
Neither will I. We are like yo-yos just when you think you’ve hit the bottom you get pulled up again. Filled with new belief you can’t believe what’s happening as you plummet down again and so on. Always just within your tolerable parameters.I'll never be convinced that there isn't something going on behind the scenes with online slots, ever. That's my gut feeling and I'm afraid that no amount of spiel is going to convince me otherwise.
Will I still play them? Of course I will. Can you still get big hits? Of course you can. However, I'm convinced RTP management/manipulation happens behind the scenes. There are just too many benefits of being able to do this from a casino perspective.
Plus when you play slots for circa 10 years, you tend to see the same fuckery on a loop.
Neither will I. We are like yo-yos just when you think you’ve hit the bottom you get pulled up again. Filled with new belief you can’t believe what’s happening as you plummet down again and so on. Always just within your tolerable parameters.
I remember thinking and saying the same about online poker. Only to be shot down in flames but a few years on those people ended up on the other side of the fence.
It’s all a bit to convenient for my liking. When you analyse it rtp is based on millions of spins, with megaways slots it has to be billions. Given most players won’t even complete 10,000 spins in a game how convenient that if they don’t hit rtp “you didn’t play enough spins” and if they do nobody can argue.
Why do I play? The reason being is I have played slots since I was old enough to know what they were and online is the cheapest format in the long run. It beats arcades, land based, you name it.

I didn't want to admit it at first but I'm a bit concerned with the lack of screenshots from @pinnit2014 today.
Fear not: late working and now chowing down on dinner ;-)
I could have sworn you got all the sustenance required thru some kind of photosynthesis reaction from playing bonanza.
It’s true that I gain must of my powers from 4 Gold bars for around 90%.
The other 10 i glean from cheese
I’ve yet to bonus diamond mine :-/
Meanwhile, 99.82% of bonanza players keep telling their friends..
'I've yet to diamond a bonus mind'

Bonanza players have friends?![]()
Only imaginary onesBonanza players have friends?![]()
.The thing is casino employees wouldn’t know even the manager. It’s the same as betting shops and FOBTS. Corals, Hills, and Ladbrokes staff would be totally oblivious as to what’s behind these slots making millions.I get the feeling it is like that sometimes aswell.
But i usually land on "why would they risk it". I mean slots are designed to take our money anyway.
Also they are designed to give you that feeling of "ah almost had it" so they keep people hooked.
And if they somehow kept tabs on your ip and this thing was happening on all casinos, i think they would not be able to hide it.
I mean theres a shitload of sites out there, and if all of them were in on it, surely proof of it would have leaked long ago.
There must be atleast a few of all the casinoemployees world over that has a conscience.![]()
The thing is casino employees wouldn’t know even the manager. It’s the same as betting shops and FOBTS. Corals, Hills, and Ladbrokes staff would be totally oblivious as to what’s behind these slots making millions.
Only providers would know and people say but games are tested and casinos audited. Maybe they are but do the people who do this really look deeply, do they even know what they are doing.
People say they don’t need to fix it but what better way than to take 4% off all your customers every year than to leave it to chance and lose 50% every year. Just because a business is lucrative it doesn’t mean it’s 100% legit.
In my younger days I worked for an independent bookie. We were the busiest in town and had all the big punters. How did we get them? It was in the days of 10% tax, they didn’t like paying it and you can guess the rest.

The thing is casino employees wouldn’t know even the manager. It’s the same as betting shops and FOBTS. Corals, Hills, and Ladbrokes staff would be totally oblivious as to what’s behind these slots making millions.
Only providers would know and people say but games are tested and casinos audited. Maybe they are but do the people who do this really look deeply, do they even know what they are doing.
People say they don’t need to fix it but what better way than to take 4% off all your customers every year than to leave it to chance and lose 50% every year. Just because a business is lucrative it doesn’t mean it’s 100% legit.
In my younger days I worked for an independent bookie. We were the busiest in town and had all the big punters. How did we get them? It was in the days of 10% tax, they didn’t like paying it and you can guess the rest.
And that's the crux. Why leave it to chance when you can smooth the income stream and guarantee that you'll never have a significant group of players all hitting wonder hits at the same time. Because that could happen if things were truly left to chance and it could bankrupt or at least paralyse a casino.
Other benefits include being able to analyse individual's slot play, looking for things such as tolerance thresholds etc. If you think someone's had enough and about to give up, it would be easy to lure them back in and retain a customer with a big hit. Big data is massive these days.
Being able to control the distribution of RTP just has too many benefits to a casino for what Snorky is saying not to be a possible thing that happens.
Whoa look at Mt.Mack go
I still think the risk of "no money stream" outweighs the benefits of a "steady money stream".
But there is only one way to settle this once and for all.
Im gonna have to refer to the High ground rule on this one, meaning it is @paul7388 who has to decide.
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