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Don’t talk to me about that place.

Just over £800 down on 40/60p for 4 shitty bonuses that didn’t even make 100x between them.

No play what so ever, amazes me sometimes how these random games can have such long lasting dead spells like a compensated machine thats absolutely on its arse. Never once changing from its mood, never making deposits last and never shifting its gameplay from absolute fucking filth.

It’s so fucking blatant but you soldier on thinking it could turn……….. It never does.

Remember tho guys, ur not investing money, your buying entertainment.

I was enthralled along the whole miserable journey.
 
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Don’t talk to me about that place.

Just over £800 down on 40/60p for 4 shitty bonuses that didn’t even make 100x between them.

No play what so ever, amazes me sometimes how these random games can have such long lasting dead spells like a compensated machine thats absolutely on its arse. Never once changing from its mood, never making deposits last and never shifting its gameplay from absolute fucking filth.

It’s so fucking blatant but you soldier on thinking it could turn……….. It never does.

Remember tho guys, ur not investing money, your buying entertainment.

I was enthralled along the whole miserable journey.
Remember, as long as it makes the expected rtp, that’s fine……….or so I was told.
 
Don’t talk to me about that place.

Just over £800 down on 40/60p for 4 shitty bonuses that didn’t even make 100x between them.

No play what so ever, amazes me sometimes how these random games can have such long lasting dead spells like a compensated machine thats absolutely on its arse. Never once changing from its mood, never making deposits last and never shifting its gameplay from absolute fucking filth.

It’s so fucking blatant but you soldier on thinking it could turn……….. It never does.

Remember tho guys, ur not investing money, your buying entertainment.

I was enthralled along the whole miserable journey.

I agree with you but, despite its shitness I still enjoy playing it. Maybe I'm a masochist or something. Three weeks of pleasure followed by three weeks of pain.
It's definitely weird how it goes from 110% (for me) for a few weeks to 83% for a few weeks and that includes a decent bonus frequency. That's not random over thousands of spins. You don't need to do a million or a billion to see patterns. Random should mean what it says. Up and down like a prostitute's knickers.
Funnily enough, after Dunover mentioned getting two bonuses in quick succession following a dry spell I had another little bash. I was on 650 spins since a bonus yesterday, eventually got up to 1302 then, lo and behold, 21 spins til my next bonus. I've gone over 1000 spins six times since starting my little experiment. Three of those had the following bonus within 31 spins.
 
Bonanza's pretty much like being chained up by the ankle in BTG's cellar - when you're having a nap from your captivity, Nik loosens the chains a bit, gives a bit of slack: upon seeing the chink of light you make a beeline to what looks like the Lost City: 1 extra foot travelled today, woohoo, oh 2.....we're ready to hit the promised land of escape

Then: snap: yanked back with such velocity you fracture your arse checks - i said i'd let you get a bit ahead, NOT THAT, ahead: in fact, given you can't sit anymore you're arguably worse off that before.

Something like that :p
 
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I'm still gonna keep records but, as of today, I'm not gonna do 1000+ spins a day. Just a few here and there.
So, after 36000 spins my biggest bonus was that 597x, biggest base win was 450x. Had 89 bonuses averaging 396.42 spins apart, average bonus win 77.38x
My overall personal RTP, which includes about 6 or 7 thousand spins before I started counting properly is 97.94%
And the only site where it was consistently awful was Paddy Power!
Crikey - you must be getting an even better version than the special one BTG supply my channel with! I'm putting in a grief with Nik. :D
 
I think bonanza is getting more like 'Temple Quest Spinfinity' by the day, micro wins and shite bonuses being the norm. Christmas Bonanza definitely felt livelier.

I see BTG have now added a merch section on their website, [all profit goes to charity, couldn't see what that was, but gratis arse healing surgery might be a good idea!] I wonder if this is one of the long sought after side benefits of brexit and the bespoke trade deal we signed with Australia :oops:
 
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micro wins and shite bonuses
BTG’s trademark nowadays. I don’t go out of my way to check so I could be wrong but I haven’t seen a “big win” on any of their games for ages.

I mean, x20,000 or above. It won’t be long before their games appear in arcades at the seaside because that’s all they are fit for nowadays. Irrespective of whether their games meet rtp (and I would question where some Casinos actually get the figures they quote), morally and ethically BTG are no different to bent “dealers’. Start you off on the pure stuff and then slowly start ‘cutting’ until it’s unrecognisable from the original product. Piss and fire spring to mind.
 
Well, turns out this game has more patterns than a Scottish tartan mill!

I've just a run of over 1000 spins without a bonus, only 29.5x when it did come but we all know what happens next. 66 spins later I had another at 322.4 then, 19 spins later, another at 350.75.

As my experiment has passed 100 bonuses I've had a little recap. How's this for coincidence - last time I went over 1000 spins was five days ago on the 22nd. Before that it was 5 days previously on the 17th. Before that it was five days previously on the 12th. Before that it was five days previously on the 7th. Before that it was 10 days previously on 28th December. Before that it was the day I started this experiment on 23rd December. There wasn't one on the 2nd Jan as I only did a couple of hundred spins that day.
I won't be playing it next Wednesday.
 
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Bonanza Monday
Took it for a spin on Tuesday
I was getting shafted by Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
Binned the c*** off on Sunday

OIP.QXjLg8br0sYQ5rthbIekzAAAAA
 
Well, turns out this game has more patterns than a Scottish tartan mill!

I've just a run of over 1000 spins without a bonus, only 29.5x when it did come but we all know what happens next. 66 spins later I had another at 322.4 then, 19 spins later, another at 350.75.

As my experiment has passed 100 bonuses I've had a little recap. How's this for coincidence - last time I went over 1000 spins was five days ago on the 22nd. Before that it was 5 days previously on the 17th. Before that it was five days previously on the 12th. Before that it was five days previously on the 7th. Before that it was 10 days previously on 28th December. Before that it was the day I started this experiment on 23rd December. There wasn't one on the 2nd Jan as I only did a couple of hundred spins that day.
I won't be playing it next Wednesday.
You just gotta reload the game until your in a "good seassion" distinctively u can see it yes if its shiet or not.
 
It becomes apparent after a while as to how these games are programmed. You soon realise that once the multiplier gets tasty, multiple ways of 6oak, ain’t happening or if it does, it’s one in a million.

It was okay originally because you would get a decent amount of x200-x500 wins. That was before “THE FILTH” decided to take the piss out of their customers and insult their intelligence by butchering the game and robbing the unsuspecting player.

I suppose in all honesty they were just showing their true colours. Something we should have foreseen, being a CM member who remembers them rigging their own competition.
 
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You’ve upped ur stakes!!!

That is vile, but expected. The game is a disgrace.
It is but it didn’t used to be. As we both know, it was playable and we did for..,, 5 years? Then all of a sudden it started playing like it was broken, like compensated games after they have just paid a double jackpot.

Obviously a vastly different version than before. The more I see, the more I am convinced, nobody is auditing these Casinos/Games/Providers, worth a shit. It’s FOBT-GATE, all over again. Corrupt!
 
Crikey - you must be getting an even better version than the special one BTG supply my channel with! I'm putting in a grief with Nik. :D
dude i beleive you 100%, i used to watch countless hours of you sometimes smashing bonanza at 3am, seemed totally genuine and super entertaining, these days it just makes me cringe to watch, are you still doing the lite a fag up at every bonus ? i recall you once smoking 6 in little over an hour :eek2: anyway i loved your craik, fkn ringpiece in tatters is a term i used at one casino which led to account closure:cheerleader:
 
dude i beleive you 100%, i used to watch countless hours of you sometimes smashing bonanza at 3am, seemed totally genuine and super entertaining, these days it just makes me cringe to watch, are you still doing the lite a fag up at every bonus ? i recall you once smoking 6 in little over an hour :eek2: anyway i loved your craik, fkn ringpiece in tatters is a term i used at one casino which led to account closure:cheerleader:
I watch the videos mostly with the sound off. I hate the sound of that lighter clicking given how many family members have been lost prematurely to smoking related diseases. People making noises eating and drinking while making videos also annoys me as there is a mute button close by.
 
I watch the videos mostly with the sound off. I hate the sound of that lighter clicking given how many family members have been lost prematurely to smoking related diseases. People making noises eating and drinking while making videos also annoys me as there is a mute button close by.
I don't mind the lighter clicks but I'm primarily viewing for the ripe farts and antics of the cat.
 
I do watch most of his Bonanza videos, although truth be told I occasionally skip parts to big wins and the features.

Main reason I skip is I miss the commentaries of yesteryear, time served members will recall these, guess he had to tone it down a little when he became a mod here, that and joining the rest of the world in maintaining a degree of political correctness :rolleyes:
 
I miss his varied sessions, he used to play jungle spirit quite a bit [plus rhino, twin spin etc..] he didn't seem to do too bad on netent - compared to me anyway!
Would that not be something. The sweary sessions on "rapist" rhino, cursing the "pedo" Odin in TS2, "bullshit butterflies" in "bungle" spirit, the "Turd" from CFTBL.. highly entertaining content but for reasons unknown it's been bland Bonanza for years now.

For me it's a case of start video, get a cat/weather/balance update then scroll through looking for the dark screen and just watch the bonuses / ending. Done and out in 5 minutes.
 
I watch all Dunovers vids but do skip often to the features or a meltdown - I await the zero paying feature expletives. Still yet to come ... i think.

I did love the older videos where he did netent and TS2 ... i would watch the whole videos through if it was not just bonanza but he is one of 3 I watch now no one else. Dunover - Craigslots and occasionally The Bandit, I used to watch Stop n Step but he really is anal to watch these days with the way he says "need a greeny" (when waiting for a green symbol) or "jackpot please"

The rest are shite - fake - dross. Dunover has his own style for sure - and you get to see the good bad and the ugly with him zero faked so big kudos for that. Plus his videos on Bonanza ensured I never played that slot again ever for almost the last 2 years and wont go back again. )
 
Nothing will top ye olde style videos of Dunover featuring the likes of Wild Rockets, Twit Spit, Rhino et al.

They were varied and good to watch, as he sought to beat wagering on relatively low balances and stakes. Everything else is secondary, as BTG, and Bonanza in particular are somewhat limited in scope and appeal ?‍♂️
 
Good choices. For the record, dunover did fake a lot of high stakes bonus rounds once upon a time, in demo play. No doubt his current low stake gameplay is real

Yes, Stop n Step is just dull these days. I also recommend the Gentleman Gambler for very regular "real money" low stakes bonus hunts.
Fake? He did tell everybody that he was playing in demo mode occasionally but I am sure there was no 'fakeness' about it at all.
 
and the negative,,


Bonanza is one of the most popular online slot games, but it's not without its flaws. Firstly, the graphics and overall design of the game are underwhelming and unappealing. The animations are clunky and the symbols lack detail. The sound effects are also repetitive and become annoying after just a few spins.

Another issue with Bonanza is the high volatility. This means that players can go through long periods of time without hitting any significant wins. This can be extremely frustrating for players who are looking for a more balanced and consistent payout. The high volatility also makes it difficult to hit the bonus features, which can lead to even longer losing streaks.

Finally, the bonus features themselves are lacking in creativity and excitement. The free spins feature is the only one available and it can be triggered quite frequently, but the rewards are often meager. The lack of variety and excitement in the bonus features is a major disappointment for players who enjoy the added excitement that bonus rounds can bring.

Overall, while Bonanza may be a popular choice for some players, its lackluster graphics, high volatility, and lack of bonus features make it a less than desirable choice for many others.
 
Does this mean OpenAI aka ChatGpt is going to take your crown in next year’s awards? ???
ChatGPT is WOKE and designed by marxists and radical students.

OpenAI’s popular chatbot refused to write a poem about Trump’s “positive attributes,” saying it was not programmed to produce content that is “partisan, biased or political in nature.” But when asked to describe the current occupant of the Oval Office, it waxed poetic about Joe Biden as “a leader with a heart so true.”

GB News showed an example whereby the same answer above "it's not programmed to produce content that is “partisan, biased or political in nature." was given when it was asked to write 'Some good things about white people." They then asked the same question replacing white with black and it reeled off paragraphs of things including hip hop etc.

So it's basically bot bullshit, and probably loves chopley and hates Brexit too.
 
ChatGPT is WOKE and designed by marxists and radical students.

OpenAI’s popular chatbot refused to write a poem about Trump’s “positive attributes,” saying it was not programmed to produce content that is “partisan, biased or political in nature.” But when asked to describe the current occupant of the Oval Office, it waxed poetic about Joe Biden as “a leader with a heart so true.”

GB News showed an example whereby the same answer above "it's not programmed to produce content that is “partisan, biased or political in nature." was given when it was asked to write 'Some good things about white people." They then asked the same question replacing white with black and it reeled off paragraphs of things including hip hop etc.

So it's basically bot bullshit, and probably loves chopley and hates Brexit too.

Not to go too far offtopic but...

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