Beef Curtains

[goatwack]

Leftie hippies Students at Goldsmiths Uni are banning the sale of beef burgers on their on campus, because........Climate Change (sigh)

To think I studied there. Never mind methane emissions, the only crap being spewed is out of their dopey do-gooder mouths

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[TheAddict]

Burger van turf wars coming to a uni near you.

 

[paul7388]

Student logic.

My logic would be every human eats 10 beef burgers every day. All the cows get slaughtered to keep up with demand.

No more cows left planet saved.

Now wonder how much i could have got paid at a Uni to study that theory

 

[Kroffe]

Student logic.

My logic would be every human eats 10 beef burgers every day. All the cows get slaughtered to keep up with demand.

No more cows left planet saved.

Now wonder how much i could have got paid at a Uni to study that theory

You should look into joining PETA.
They have an insanely high kill-rate on the animals they "save", so im sure someone proposing the extinction of cows would be welcome.

 

[irish-ranger]

Mmmm I wonder how many of these lot stop of for a Big Mac on the way home..

 

[johnnymcc1966]

Don't see a problem with this at all.Good luck to them.

 

[Playford7]

They also done a poll on whether the students would be willing to pay more to make the uni more ‘green’ guess what?...
they don’t want to pay more... oh the shock

 

[Gaz237]

In my day. Beef Curtains, had a whole different meaning

 

[snorky510238]

In my day. Beef Curtains, had a whole different meaning

Must admit I had never been in such a hurry to access a forum.

 

[paul7388]

In my day. Beef Curtains, had a whole different meaning

Would you care to enlighten us younger readers as to what it meant

 

[Gaz237]

Would you care to enlighten us younger readers as to what it meant

EEEERRRRRRRR. Here's Google's answer. They put it better than I could.

Beef curtains is vulgar slang for the vulva. It's typically used for vaginal lips that are ... particularly pronounced.

 

[goatwack]

Well crazily enough it was meant to be a double meaning play on words. Of course I could have just titled it "Curtains for Beef?" but where's the fun in that

Why....how....could anyone think otherwise?!?

 

[snorky510238]

If it had been anyone else I would of thought there’s a bit of oversight.

 

[Gaz237]

I missed the fact that Goaty started the thread, else would of twigged

 

[Mr_Slot5]

EEEERRRRRRRR. Here's Google's answer. They put it better than I could.

Beef curtains is vulgar slang for the vulva. It's typically used for vaginal lips that are ... particularly pronounced.

Spam flaps is another one I heard back in my clubbing days

 

[dunover]

Spam flaps is another one I heard back in my clubbing days

Bacon Sandwich?

 

[jaytechnos]

Going into this thread ("with a name such as Beef Curtains") - I was really expecting to see beef being used as curtains for some reason... Maybe that's just me, but that's one thing I've never googled before in my life. Not disappointed.

But to get back on topic, I feel like the ban was strange and won't change much in retrospect. I do realize that climate change is a big debate and that people are genuinely concerned, but banning beef burgers at a university won't be enough.

 

[Playford7]

Bacon Sandwich?

No pork please. It offends certain tolerant minority’s.

 

[bamberfishcake]

Furburger is another that springs to mind

 

[mcgameboy]

This thread is bringing back fond memories of the time I read a copy of the legendary Roger's Profanisaurus.

My aching ribs didn't share those sentiments though, especially when I read the words "capacious sausage wallet".