At Heavens door

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> Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton went to the Pearly
> Gates> on the same day.
> They both met with an Angel to find out
> if they would be admitted to Heaven. The angel said
> 'Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today> so
> I must decide which of one of you will be admitted.'
> The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she
> should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and
> said, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect pair God
> ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to
> see them every day, for eternity.' The Angel thanked
> Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same
> question.
> The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and
> flushes it without saying a word. The Angel immediately said,
> 'OK, Your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.'
> Dolly was outraged and asked, 'What was that all about? I
> showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me
> down. She simply flushed a toilet and she got admitted to Heaven! Would
> you explain that to me?'
> 'Sorry, Dolly,' said the Angel, 'but even in Heaven, a royal flush
> beats a pair - no
> matter how big they are.'