and some more short ones....

[chayton]

They say being a hostage is difficult - but I could do that with my hands tied behind my back.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light - let’s go play on our bikes!

What do you get if you cross a mafia boss with a lawyer? An offer you can’t understand.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Philoppe.

What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain. (awww)

There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Impotence is natures way of saying "no hard feelings."

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. - Mark Twain

 

[Johnnygotthebon]

I don't understand where the humour is?

You poke at children with a problem? A blind person etc?

Where is the humour in that sir?

Also a racial remark towards French people?

I find it very weird to see these types of jokes on a forum like this..

 

[bigjohn]

You poke at children with a problem? A blind person etc?

Where is the humour in that sir?

Also a racial remark towards French people?

I find it very weird to see these types of jokes on a forum like this..

And where is the humor in calling a lady sir?

Look, Sir, I will agree with a previous responder to your posts...Get Help

 

[gsx600]

You poke at children with a problem? A blind person etc?

Where is the humour in that sir?

Also a racial remark towards French people?

I find it very weird to see these types of jokes on a forum like this..

You can't be serious I just got home from dinner after having a few drinks and thought it was a riot....I think you are taking life too serious..I make fun of myself on daily basis..I don't know Chayton but sure he mean't no harm.

 

[Johnnygotthebon]

Very good

I get in trouble because I find making fun of blind people and children with a serious problem is not funny?

Are u kidding me???

What if one reader here has a blind child or a child with that disorder? Is that funny Sir?

 

[Johnnygotthebon]

Tasteless jokes

You can't be serious I just got home from dinner after having a few drinks and thought it was a riot....I think you are taking life too serious..I make fun of myself on daily basis..I don't know Chayton but sure he mean't no harm.

Post funny jokes. Not about children and blind people for Christ sake!

 

[cpdnd31]

OK I have a child that has issues and I'm laughing my ass off right now/ People with disabilities and people who take care of them do have a sense of humor.

Now you are new here you don't know us so don't jump on us because you think we are offending people. Grow the hell up or leave the forum.

Do I sound annoyed? Guess what I am, I have been reading your bullshit for the last 2 days now.

If it makes you feel better johnny I will be nominating you for the biggest ass of the forum award at the end of the year.

Gosh that did feel good to say.

It's kinda worth the ban.

 

[Johnnygotthebon]

Yuck

OK I have a child that has issues and I'm laughing my ass off right now/ People with disabilities and people who take care of them do have a sense of humor.

Now you are new here you don't know us so don't jump on us because you think we are offending people. Grow the hell up or leave the forum.

Do I sound annoyed? Guess what I am, I have been reading your bullshit for the last 2 days now.

If it makes you feel better johnny I will be nominating you for the biggest ass of the forum award at the end of the year.

Gosh that did feel good to say.

It's kinda worth the ban.

Yuck

 

[Jasminebed]

Chayton, all I gotta say is I am a little disappointed there were no photoshopped penises to go with the thread title.

 

[blonde]

Chayton, all I gotta say is I am a little disappointed there were no photoshopped penises to go with the thread title.

 

[cpdnd31]

Hey I guess i should be glad it wasn't a yuck you!

 

[chayton]

You poke at children with a problem? A blind person etc?

Where is the humour in that sir?

Also a racial remark towards French people?

I find it very weird to see these types of jokes on a forum like this..

As previously stated, I'm not a sir - but to set the record straight, I'm not offended that you called me one because to be completely honest, there are very few things that I care less about than your opinion. I've been a member here for 8 years and have never once received an infraction or a negative rep point from any post I've ever made. I'd like to think that proves that I might have a little better grasp of how to engage in a polite and non-offensive manner with other people than you seem to have done in your short time here.

And that being said, if anyone EXCEPT johnnygotthebone was offended by any jokes I posted, then please accept my sincere apologies because I certainly didn't want to cause pain to anyone.

 

[Tirilej]

...so Sir Chayton...how are you feeling today?

Thanks Johnny for giving me a new title to call her.
Normally I just call her the dorklady

 

[chayton]

I've been knighted!

 

[Tirilej]

I've been knighted!

:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy::notworthy

 

[NetEntFollower]

I hope this joke doesn't offend anyone

A man in ecstasy:
A man was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again, back and forth, back and forth...in and out...in and out.
It was going on 20 minutes at this point...

Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted:
"OK, OK! I can't park the damn car! You do it, you smug bastard!"