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New Slot Announcement Aloha Cluster Pays NetEnt

jonmincher said:
Love it, humour makes my day, especially when harmless sarcastic humour.

Though of starting a 'De-stress, sarky, take the piss' type thread for us to use for a bit of banter and a 'pick me up' after a bust but we got thousands of em already :p
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We can never have enough of them, we have to keep the flag flying for poor taste, sarcasm (highest form of wit btw) and general pisstaking tomfoolery

Don't give up!!
 
slotter999 said:
The sticky respins aren't bad though.
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What Sticky Re-spins???
I just did about 300 spins on it and never saw that feature once :mad:
No free-spins either :(

I like the look and concept of this slot - but so far, so bad...

KK
 
KasinoKing said:
What Sticky Re-spins???
I just did about 300 spins on it and never saw that feature once :mad:
No free-spins either :(

I like the look and concept of this slot - but so far, so bad...

KK
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I had 185 free rounds earlier and got 2 x free spins and 3 x sticky respins (which paid next to bugger all). Quite annoying that x 3 freespins when in free spin mode gives a measly one extra spin.

I suspect this one won't go down as a netent great.
 
Looks like Netent are almost there. They have mastered the perfect template with this bastard slot, i.e colourful graphics, blistering gameplay and loads of dead spins! And if you do get the bonus, it's pretty woeful.

So there goes any bang for my buck, why would anyone play these releases when for 10 or 20 quid I could play DOA for ages and have a reasonable chance of a massive hit??

This is just plain wallet- raping :eek2:
 
I shouldn't really slag this game off. Got a dick-busting 5 free spins @ Guts and got the free spins on my FIRST SPIN! WOOT WOOT!

So anyway, I thought, 9 free spins should raise a couple of quid at least, shirley. So after an eye-popping 7 dead spins i garnered a humungous 40 pence! So about 2x bet I guess.

After I picked myself off the floor, I decided to dance naked around the living room......I have never seen such amazingness.

Note to Netent :

DIE
 
Well, I quite like this one so far. I like the theme and surprisingly I don't find the animated tiki mask annoying although it seems to react to every win. The big win animation seems to start off at 15xbet mark and hearing the BS song actually brings a smile to my face. Get ready to hear a lot of it though as at least for me quite a lot of the wins landed right on the 15xbet mark.

I'd put the variance to at least medium category with the maximum win being 1000xbet and even the lowest symbols pay 200xbet for a full screen. I did manage a little over 200xbet from the free spins feature and 90xbet from the base game so far. Worst run was -200xbet without hitting free spins so it can be brutal.

The re-spin feature doesn't seem to come in too often which IMO is a good thing but the results have been disappointing so far - best I got was 30xbet from it. The free spins on the other hand have a nice concept of dropping off a low symbol from the reels every second spin. This gives you at least one spin with just the mask symbols and scatters on the reels which is quite exciting. If you don't win anything on the last spin you'll get a new spin until you hit something.

My biggest gripe comes from the re-triggers during free spins and the fact that you get only one extra spin from dropping in three scatters (+1 from any scatter after that). It really feels useless to hit the three scatters during the last spin (when it's most likely to happen) as they block the wins and you'll get the new spin anyway if you do not hit anything. They should've gone with +2 spins for the minimum re-trigger as now it just feels unrewarding or even punishing for the player.
 
Redbet and Whitebet offering lots of freespins if you deposit. 10p spins though.

They are also doing a competition....highest number of X over 20 rounds wins 250 eur so high roll / low roll it's counted the same. Just running 1000 spins through to see if I can place.
 
I managed to get Sticky Re-spins feature and had a great result with that 200x bet.
I will upload that screenshot in a few minutes.
In 100 spins after that win I managed to get only small wins between 0.35 and 1 euro.
So many dead spins and free spins feature is almost impossible mission.
Nice theme and music but I will stay away from this in the future.
 
I just tried this game on my mobile. 100 spins max win x3 and x2 a couple of times... To finally hit free spins on my last spin... 50x total win...

Boring and sad with no real potential... What's the point?

Nice colors though...
 
hhhelllo said:
I just tried this game on my mobile. 100 spins max win x3 and x2 a couple of times... To finally hit free spins on my last spin... 50x total win...

Boring and sad with no real potential... What's the point?

Nice colors though...
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I though the same not lot of great wins until i really studied the paytable. What you want to hope for is either get the red big one as sticky respins or get at least 5 or 6 scatters so you get 11 or 12 free spins. This way you have great chance of hitting a massive win. And you have to remember that the lower pay symbols gets removed the further you get. So picking more extra spins will be gold. From my quick looks it seems full screen of the Red symbols will pay 1000x. So towards end of free spins feature you mostly have the green,blue and red symbols left reason for those big wins chances there. :thumbsup:

So my opinion is that this slot has actually grown on me and you have that big win potential both in normal spins (sticky symbol respins) and also if getting 4-5 or 6 scatters gives good chances. It seems from what I believe is the more scatters the bigger win you are ensured in the feature. I would guess it like this (my average payout guess) > 3 scatter = 5x-1000x+ - 4 scatter = 10x-1000x+ - 5 scatters 25x-1000x+ - 6 scatters 50x-1000x+ (my guess is you might even be 100% secured a 100x win at 6 scatters trigger and maybe also bit higher minimum on 5 scatters trigger)
 
thousands of spins on this pile of shit to finally hit bonus round win 70p :eek::eek::eek::eek:

the maker of this game deserves to be shot:lolup::lolup::lolup:
 
Tried this game from the free spins I got from Video Slots not even 1c win only 0. It is a horrible game prob the worst paying out there.

Saying that I probably play it one day and say this is a great game if I won on it, but I doubt it lol
 
Aloha

so if i write up a review for this game is it better to call it Aloha Cluster Fuck or? :)
 
Aloha is nothing more than a poor man's Sons of Anarchy. The Aristocrat produced slot is at Casino Lac Leamy (my local) and is very popular with serious slot fans on YT. The Cluster Pays and ReSpin pays are from SoA. Just doesn't have anywhere near the potential of SoA. Hope I can play SoA Thursday morning but even then all 4 of them could be taken.
 
I deposited 150 eur and played for 150+ at leovegas for 15 free spins Worth 1e each. Ended up with a fantastic 50 cent bonus for 150e deposit.. I hate free spin bonuses and aloha :p
 

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