New Slot Announcement Aloha Cluster Pays NetEnt

conker

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At least it looks a bit more innovative from NetEnt.

Have a feeling that stacked flowers win in the video might be a bit disappointing in terms of payout.
 

syntynyt

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arse clyster slays

so 9 free spins paid ZERO and the extra spin paid 6xbet :lolup::lolup: congratulations is still there though...
the netent worker that made this presentation video is either trying to boycott his fellows for atrocities they hide under nice animations or the poor guy got tired trying to hit 3 scatters and when finally came this was the result and said fuck it i will not age trying to hit a better one. still, is better than generating wins that don't exist in actual games(wonky wabbits, lights, jack hammer 1-2, stickers).
after further analysis, the only hit in free spins and closure of the video is amazing and pretty much defines the game
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edit: LISTEN BETWEEN 00:36 - 00:38. I DO HEAR 'BU-BULLSHIT' OR IM LOSING MY MIND :eek2:
 
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Jono777

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There will be no avoiding playing it lol.

Every casinos deposit/FS offers for at least a month will be based on this game upon its release, suppose it will give Gun's N Roses a rest :rolleyes:
 

mcgameboy

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NetEnt's latest cure for insomnia. In fairness though, at least it's not a clone.

Back to St*rworst then....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 

goatwack

Get dunked, big buns!
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Given the huge 6x wins it spits out, Netent ought to really have renamed it (drumroll)

A LOAD-A CRAPPY PAINS

I'm here all week
 

dunover

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so 9 free spins paid ZERO and the extra spin paid 6xbet :lolup::lolup: congratulations is still there though...
the netent worker that made this presentation video is either trying to boycott his fellows for atrocities they hide under nice animations or the poor guy got tired trying to hit 3 scatters and when finally came this was the result and said fuck it i will not age trying to hit a better one. still, is better than generating wins that don't exist in actual games(wonky wabbits, lights, jack hammer 1-2, stickers).
after further analysis, the only hit in free spins and closure of the video is amazing and pretty much defines the game
Xb47ePI.png


edit: LISTEN BETWEEN 00:36 - 00:38. I DO HEAR 'BU-BULLSHIT' OR IM LOSING MY MIND :eek2:


No, you aren't.:mad:
My lawyer will be writing to Netent - they've nicked that 'bullllshit' sound bite from one of my Twin Spin reel join-up videos.:(:(
 

JackMack

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There will be no avoiding playing it lol.

Every casinos deposit/FS offers for at least a month will be based on this game upon its release, suppose it will give Gun's N Roses a rest :rolleyes:

Why is there no thread on that slot or have I missed it?
Anyway it is the best effort from NetEnt for a long time.:thumbsup:
 

naththo

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STOP SWEARING!!! I shall wash your mouth with soap right now!

Do me a favour: Read the rules, stop swearing! I tell you what to do not ask you. Or else I will send report and you cop the infraction!
 

fun4all

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edit: LISTEN BETWEEN 00:36 - 00:38. I DO HEAR 'BU-BULLSHIT' OR IM LOSING MY MIND :eek2:

Damn video appears to be removed now or something :(

Funny though, like the bonus feature on microgaming which says out loud "f*** off" when you hover over a certain character :D
 

syntynyt

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is because notent realized that they succeeded to generate the opposite of promotional meaning, is like released an ad for a shampoo with nice bottle design that is silk, soft and perfumed but it causes BALDING. and they remade it, now the shampoo only causes itchy sensations, bleeding thru the head pores and ultimately after several uses turns you into a zombie. description can be applied as well for the slot :mad:
boo-boo-bullshit starting at 0:53
 
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goatwack

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is because notent realized that they succeeded to generate the opposite of promotional meaning, is like released an ad for a shampoo with nice bottle design that is silk, soft and perfumed but it causes BALDING. and they remade it, now the shampoo only causes itchy sensations, bleeding thru the head pores and ultimately after several uses turns you into a zombie. description can be applied as well for the slot :mad:
boo-boo-bullshit starting at 0:53

I'll be honest Syntynyt, you come up with the funniest shit

You get the official Goatwack Seal of Approval

They should introduce your verses into the National Curriculum over here :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
 
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syntynyt

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lol, my purpose is to express what i really think, is also what i enjoy to see at others, natural free-your-mind speech. i'm constrained by language barriers and the bit of common sense to further develop what i REALLY think here and there but if you will attend next cm meeting you;ll hear after some beers the worst sexist jokes ever, so far only a woman left disgusted after *missed* a slap on my face :D but from men shoes youll have no problem, unless you come with wife so i can take her as you wish :D
 
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