- Joined
- May 29, 2004
- Location
- England
A Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their
partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them
congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however
unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been
mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any
family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes
out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said,
"but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Manc,
"but one of them in there's a scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"
With apologies to certain casino support staff. They know i love them really
partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them
congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however
unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been
mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any
family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes
out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said,
"but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Manc,
"but one of them in there's a scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"
With apologies to certain casino support staff. They know i love them really
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