- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large
plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls
out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says,
"Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag." "Oh, really?
Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can
find them. Thanks for telling me.
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all
that money? "You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is
right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of
fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden.
"I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some
guy sticks his thing through the fence, I grab it and say, '$20 or off
it comes'."
"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck!
Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know, not everybody pays."
plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls
out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says,
"Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag." "Oh, really?
Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can
find them. Thanks for telling me.
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all
that money? "You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is
right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of
fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden.
"I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some
guy sticks his thing through the fence, I grab it and say, '$20 or off
it comes'."
"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck!
Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know, not everybody pays."
