a-hole

[jokkedoc]

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "All lawyers are assholes".

Another man at the back of the bar gets up and says: "I heard that, mister, and I resent it."

"Why?" Asked the first man. "Are you a lawyer?"

"No," replied the second man, "I'm an asshole!"

 

[NewOrleans]

lol I like bar jokes,here's one

A man walks in a bar and sees a dog licking it's balls,then the man sits down and says to the bartender man I wish I could do that!

The bartender quickly replies,go ahead he doesn't bite!