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5 important tips for women

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1. It is important to have a man who has a job, a bank account and helps you around the house.

2. It is important to have a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to have a man you can trust and count on.

4. It is important to have a man who loves you, spoils you, and makes you feel sexy.

5. It is VERY important that these four men don't know each other.

:D
 
1. It is important to have a man who has a job, a bank account and helps you around the house.

2. It is important to have a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to have a man you can trust and count on.

4. It is important to have a man who loves you, spoils you, and makes you feel sexy.

5. It is VERY important that these four men don't know each other.

:D

It is important to have a woman who has a job, a bank account and no access to your credit cards.

"You're broke again? I still have lots of money in the bank. Honestly... I have no idea where your money goes. Oh, I need your Visa card." :)

It's preferable that she doesn't laugh when you're actually being serious.

"You want me to give you a what??" :lolup:

It's important that you can trust her and count on her.

"Check what oil?" :confused:

It's important that she loves you and spoils you and makes you feel sexy.

"Wow. You look really hot in your boxers and socks. I love you so much. I bought you some new drapes today. Here's your credit card back." :o

It's VERY important that at least one of these four women does the dishes. :D
 
It's important that she loves you and spoils you and makes you feel sexy.

"Wow. You look really hot in your boxers and socks. I love you so much. I bought you some new drapes today. Here's your credit card back." :o

It's VERY important that at least one of these four women does the dishes. :D

:lolup:
You mean she's never done the "Wow...there's nothing sexier than a man doing the dishes." I use that one ALL the time. :D
 
:lolup:
You mean she's never done the "Wow...there's nothing sexier than a man doing the dishes." I use that one ALL the time. :D

A woman asked me what my favorite position was once. I said "Hmm... That would be my ass on the couch.... My feet on the coffee table... And your hands in the kitchen sink."
 
Oh, she didn't get violent.... I will say this though. I would probably have had a lot more sex in the last 20 or 30 years if I could have just learned to keep my big trap shut. :rolleyes:
 

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